Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Regarding book deals and book sales, it is my understanding that publishers are essentially gambling a lot, they sign dozens of authors in the hopes that one will publish a blockbuster, with the full expectations that most will be duds. Few years ago there were articles making the rounds how 98 percent of books sell fewer than 5000 copies, I remember others that had figures like half of all books sell less than 12 copies or something, but I can't find anything but reddit threads on that right now. So my point is, it's really not that big a deal to be a published author, even with a big publisher.
 
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Judge Holden said:
He said it.....and he will fuckin say it again. You know why?
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I can't believe he isn't gay.
His faggy mannerisms make me laugh every time.

Patrick, you getting swatted is not funny.
You just being yourself is funnier. You are such a clown that you would still be a lolcow if O&A never interacted with you.
 
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BlastMonk said:
Bearded dragons are not meant to live in places that snow, whats the obession, why is it always poor australian wildlife thats get trafficked and bred in captivity for these fat retards to own, from bearded dragons, to Kangaroos and Galahs and Cockatoos?
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I don't think any lolcows have attempted pet kangaroos yet, but I can dream.
 
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Broadside said:
I just love how unlikeable he is as a person, he really missed his vocation as a villain character actor.
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He struggles so hard to square the circle of both being an “innocent victim of internet harassment please help” and “real-life tough guy.” The latter part is especially difficult for him to pull off because he is so doughy and obviously weak. And because he talks like a fag.
 
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One of the things that disturbs me whenever I see Pat talk is that his face and voice don't match. He has the face of a fat Wisconsin alcoholic schlub. You expect the voice of Mike Stoklasa to come out of his mouth, but Pat's speaking voice is so high-pitched it's almost squeaky. It's really quite jarring.
 
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It’s earning season which means Patrick Tomlinson, President and CEO of FAT Unlimited, is making an appearance. Bad news guys, those short positions he took on Tesla are now going to turn this six-figure author into a millionaire! He did actually short that stock awhile back like he told everyone else to, right?
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He also spent some time dreaming of pepperoni.
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"Noooo stalker detective, it is you who will face the wrath of Dagon, enjoy Innsmouth."
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He is hitting the age where turning into a horrible fishman is more noticeable. He always had a deadeyed stare but the Innsmouth look is becoming more pronounced. Maybe he was misdiagnosed as pigman and is actually a whaleman. Soon he will be called back to the sea. Enjoy dry land, aTalker!
 
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Spunt said:
One of the things that disturbs me whenever I see Pat talk is that his face and voice don't match. He has the face of a fat Wisconsin alcoholic schlub. You expect the voice of Mike Stoklasa to come out of his mouth, but Pat's speaking voice is so high-pitched it's almost squeaky. It's really quite jarring.
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So Fat Pat comes out if you put Mike and Rich in a blender?
 
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