Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[glass_houses]

Lol fat

I had to do exactly this quite some years ago despite being in my hip jutting early twenties. I had an infected hair follicle pimple trying to become a boil under the waistband of my heavy work jeans that hurt massively out of proportion to the actual size of the lesion. I couldn't find any adhesive bandages that wouldn't bring me out in a rash, so I ended up tucking some folded pieces of old cotton sheet in my waistband to try and take the pressure off it. Anything else I tried just made it hurt more.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Spicy Meatball]

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Could J use some of her “buying enough food to weigh 600lbs” privilege and donate that money to Gaza civilian relief efforts? Nah, she’ll continue eating enough every day to feed 20 Gazan families and send some faxes that, if printed out, will go straight in the trash without a second glance. Such brave activism.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I love that she calls making a few calls and sending some faxes (do they seriously still exist?) and letters a 'workday.'

But, I seriously doubt she's putting in 8 hours a day on this..... She's probably half drafted one e-mail and now considers herself on a par with the charity workers on the ground feeding displaced Gazans.

Edited cos I was thinking I was in a different thread... removed some irrelevant stuff when I realised my mistake.

 

[Breadbear]

What century does she live in where telling people to fax anything to anyone is viable.
Someone find J's fax number and send her the script to Bee Movie.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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So she's spending time while on the clock at her job to email/fax her reps about Gaza, instead of doing work? She can't do this on her own time?

She's really lucky she works for a university, which deserves an employee of Juliana's caliber.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Ahhhhh, typical Corissa response - take zero accountability and blame the manufacturer.

Ain't no issue with those buttons, Rissa. They're not designed to hold a lard tsunami in place.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What century does she live in where telling people to fax anything to anyone is viable.
Someone find J's fax number and send her the script to Bee Movie.

Medical and legal fields in the US have mandated use of a fax machine; real estate might be the same.

Personal theory is that nobody in government is working to update it for fear of making the same mistake again. You either under-define what's an acceptable transmission medium and there's some massive privacy/fraud incident with your name on it, or you over-define and end up legally tying industry to the equivalent of 8-tracks or Second Life.

 

[OttoWest]

Guess what is super cheap and easy to do?

Godspeed lil’ rivets.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Guess what is super cheap and easy to do?
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Godspeed lil’ rivets.

Submachine jean gun.

Also some sign language lessons from J.

 

[Meaty Cunt Lips]

Some of those toilet attachments like what I think Coco was referring to can get borderline kitchen sprayer strong. Even they don't catch everything every time. Which means using TP to finish the job. So using a bidet still requires reaching and actual butt wiping to stay clean and dry. No way they're getting properly clean between their T rex arms, girthy undercarriages, and how confined they are in their tiny bathroom.

Surely they must be eachother's wipey in that regard. If they care about eachother they must be checking eachother's assholes for left over shit chunks lest J be in even more trouble than she already is through poop and piss infections. I bet it's the only time they see their partner's vag too. Ain't nobody going down on a pissy shitty vagene right? Right???

 

[Haram-Habibi]

IDK what sign language J's using, but it ain't ASL (American Sign Language.)

She could just say that stupid genocidal phrase with two signs, anyways.....one for "kill" and one for "Jew"

 

[VinegarPussy]

Submachine jean gun.

Also some sign language lessons from J.
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Please tell me I’m seeing a filter and J’s white t shirt is not that visibly filthy. It’s a filter, right?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

She could just say that stupid genocidal phrase with two signs, anyways.....one for "kill" and one for "Jew"

J could never be so based.

https://www.handspeak.com/word/1197/

https://www.handspeak.com/word/3480/

 

[I call shenanigans]

Save old sheets and pillow cases--soft, thin and worn--and tear generous strips to put between any folds where flesh rests on flesh. Under the panniculus and breasts (even in a bra) but possibly also in the groin folds, or any bonus folds. Switch these strips of fabric out at least daily, wash and dry to reuse.

Just make sure they are natural fibres like cotton or silk. Manufactured fibres will make yeast infections far worse.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Submachine jean gun.

Also some sign language lessons from J.
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Nice acanthosis nigricans!

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

nigricans

Um nice racism, I'll have you know diabetes is a racist concept. This is you when you repeat that hateful white supremacist term BTW:

 

[Breadbear]

Um nice racism, I'll have you know diabetes is a racist concept. This is you when you repeat that hateful white supremacist term BTW:
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It's ok, J wants the Jews to die for Gaza.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Guess J forgot about the 136 kidnapping victims that are still missing. I think about them every day, and she should, too. The IDF should be held responsible for past atrocities and monitored. We also shouldn't lose sight of what happened just because of the position of Gaza citizens.