Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Ogre Magi]

I was making an observation on his behaviour being borderline schizophrenic (alternates between spending half the stream screaming oh my god and the other half spamming the roll button) and these fellas took it as a transgression against their personal honor.

To be fair a lot of the people active in this thread are regulars who watch live together in Keno Kasino. Austin's typical behavior hasn't changed since we've started watching, but has only gotten worse compared to September. Stating the obvious about his behavior and commenting that it gets you upset is what got people on your ass.

We're all aware of how Austin operates at this point. He's the purest form of lolcow and there's no changing him. It's a take it or leave it situation.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

I was making an observation on his behaviour being borderline schizophrenic (alternates between spending half the stream screaming oh my god and the other half spamming the roll button) and these fellas took it as a transgression against their personal honor.

Dude you posted a 4 paragraph rant about how he makes you want to punch your screen then responded facetiously and by asking why others are upset when they told you to calm down. You are the only one who sounds upset or defensive, and the need to reply even to an obvious joke post really seals it.

Ok BMJ needs to go back to streaming 6+ times a day cause now y'all are infighting over how punchable a retarded crackhead is

If Bossman isn't going to provide my retard fix I'll get it arguing with the ones in the thread if I have to.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ok BMJ needs to go back to streaming 6+ times a day cause now y'all are infighting over how punchable a retarded crackhead is

Much like with gambling, Austin's winning move over the Rats is to not play.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Dude you posted a 4 paragraph rant about how he makes you want to punch your screen then responded facetiously and by asking why others are upset when they told you to calm down. You are the only one who sounds upset or defensive, and the need to reply even to an obvious joke post really seals it.

No, I posted a 4 paragraph rant about how his behaviour is absurd to the point of it looking like his brain has burnt out leaving him capable of only 2 reactions and there was 1 mention in it that I find him screaming annnoying and punchable, which you for some reason took as an affront to your personal honor.

and the need to reply even to an obvious joke post really seals it.

I don't see what's wrong with explaining my thought process, it seems like you're just grasping at straws because if it was a joke post you wouldn't have felt compelled to respond like 3 times.

 

[Ghost of Ted Kaczynski]

No, I posted a 4 paragraph rant about how his behaviour is absurd to the point of it looking like his brain has burnt out leaving him capable of only 2 reactions and there was 1 mention in it that I find him screaming annnoying and punchable, which you for some reason took as an affront to your personal honor.

I don't see what's wrong with explaining my thought process, it seems like you're just grasping at straws because if it was a joke post you wouldn't have felt compelled to respond like 3 times.

Dude you posted a 4 paragraph rant about how he makes you want to punch your screen then responded facetiously and by asking why others are upset when they told you to calm down. You are the only one who sounds upset or defensive, and the need to reply even to an obvious joke post really seals it.



If Bossman isn't going to provide my retard fix I'll get it arguing with the ones in the thread if I have to.

You two should just fuck already.

Otherwise:
LOL CALM DOWN

 

[Law]

I don't see what's wrong with explaining my thought process, it seems like you're just grasping at straws because if it was a joke post you wouldn't have felt compelled to respond like 3 times.

Have you ever tried gambling online?
I bet you'd be really good at it.

 

[Mongo0o]

A few weeks old. This was played on the MATI stream.

 

[Billy Bong]

Just don't break your peripherals watching his stream or reading this thread. If you do that, the rats have well and truly won.

I appreciate that he screams 'OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE OH MY FUCKING GOD' whether he's winning big or losing big. Bossman keeps things nice and tidy, and some of us appreciate that

 

[moocow]

Did you just censor fuck in a sentence with a racial slur

lol no. That's the "cartoonish grunt of frustration" ... the kind you'd see in the cartoons aired when I was a young fart. e.g. "!@#$" in a thought bubble, etc.

 

[Bowling Ally]

I really like how Bossman suffixes all his exclamations with 'dude' or even better 'bro' whether it's good news or bad. Along with the intimate atmosphere and amateurish camera angle it makes it feel like he's talking directly to me. I'm looking up at Bossman like Courteney Cox looking up at Springsteen just hoping that I'll get to see him dancing in the dark (loudly at 3am) lol

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

At what point can your family step in with a lawyer and say "this man isn't fit to make decisions about his finances" ?

I'm no legal expert, but I'm positive that the only situations where someone can be legally declared incompetent is if they're a literal pants-shitting retard or are so far gone mentally to the point they start harming themselves/others because the aliens in the walls told them to.

So unless the crack ends up completely frying his brain or some especially insidious rat convinces him that he'll win the Juice god's favor if he kidnaps and sacrifices a kid Austin's parents really don't have any options legal-wise to deal with him.

 

[PositiveMonk]

I'm going to runescape sperg again

Someone in BMJ's stream chat pointed out that a new boss was released on OSRS this week that he should take a stab at:

Scurrius the Rat King
note: Scurrius does not count as a rat for the progression of Slayer tasks.

I'm a bit mad I didn't make the connection myself but it's pretty fucking hilarious. I'm imagining this is how Austin sees his stream chat
"You're a pathetic crack smoking retard"
"SMELLMYASS1488 IS A RAT BAN THEM FROM CHAT"
"Hey Bossman can I juice you $1500 just go live"

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

You better sub or you're a RAT!

 

[moocow]

@Oilspill Battery FWIW I also think he's an eminently punchable shithead, especially because of his curious verbal tics "oh my fucking god" and "bro" and "dude."

But that's also why it's so fun to watch him flip his shit. His genuine, almost wholesome suffering and misery from his (self-inflicted) misfortune is so immensely satisfying to watch, the actual words don't matter. "Go on, keep repeating that chant, it's obviously helped so far!"

Now that "music" he listens to, on the other hand...

 

[Ogre Magi]

Now that "music" he listens to, on the other hand...

Don't get me started. BLP Kosher and the other mumble rappers he listens to are sent by the (((devil))).

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I'm no legal expert, but I'm positive that the only situations where someone can be legally declared incompetent is if they're a literal pants-shitting retard or are so far gone mentally to the point they start harming themselves/others because the aliens in the walls told them to.

So unless the crack ends up completely frying his brain or some especially insidious rat convinces him that he'll win the Juice god's favor if he kidnaps and sacrifices a kid Austin's parents really don't have any options legal-wise to deal with him.

oh, well if he's on crack just arrest him. Problem solved. He can gamble for cigarettes and nutra-loaf slices.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

FWIW I also think he's an eminently punchable shithead, especially because of his curious verbal tics "oh my fucking god" and "bro" and "dude."

Not to pile on the hate, but when he eats... Dude chews with his mouth open, heavy breathing and groaning, and you can almost make out the little pieces of food that fly out of his mouth when he talks to chat. It's so incredibly disgusting, I have no choice than to mute and tab out. The yelling and screaming I can deal with, the eating makes me MATI.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Scurrius the Rat King

I've tried looking in this thread before, but where does BMJ's usage of 'rat' come from? Is it just his own personal euphemism for people whose mothers he plans to romance? Or is it some broader gambler term?

FWIW I also think he's an eminently punchable shithead, especially because of his curious verbal tics "oh my fucking god" and "bro" and "dude."

But that's also why it's so fun to watch him flip his shit.

Agreed, I can't imagine living in the same house with the constant drug-fueled sperging and nigger music. He's hilarious at a distance but I can't believe his dad hasn't snapped yet.

 

[Stalker]

I've tried looking in this thread before, but where does BMJ's usage of 'rat' come from? Is it just his own personal euphemism for people whose mothers he plans to romance? Or is it some broader gambler term?

His use of that term likely stems from his criminal past (and present for that matter). I believe in criminal circles 'rat' is slang for either an undercover police officer or informant.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Austin's parents really don't have any options legal-wise to deal with him.

I don't know about the incompetency bullshit, but they can legally evict him. IIRC from previous searches for a different lolcow in VA(why are all lolcows in Virginia) he would get a 60 day notice and then would have to get fucked. If I even did 10% of the shit this retard does at home my father would have broke my jaw and drug my ass to the street by my balls with my mother throwing shoes at me. I don't understand how they not only allow him to destroy, and not repair, the home, scream BRO DUDE BRO OMG until dawn, smoke crack in the house, but also pay him for the pleasure. His parents are failures.