Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Standardized Profile]

You don't actually need either of these to survive:


The commenters all tell her to get the top surgery because an autism diagnosis could be used to deny her surgery in the future. Mental health care is never the solution, mutilation is always the solution.

THEN WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE TRANS:


The hell is a "t-dick?" Her clit?

Reddit to the rescue, sort of. Most of them just use the euphemism (dysphemism?) "bottom growth," which is somehow even worse:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/r56tus/what_is_a_tdick/?rdt=50353

OP with the t-dick followed up:


Me neither!

Awareness:


The pooner-to-incel pipeline in action.

Welcome to male privilege, dood. You will always be presumed to be a creep, for the rest of your life. No more sleepovers with the girls. Women will walk faster and hold their keys if you happen to be walking behind them. And don't even imagine you can sit in a park and watch children play. But unlike most (cis) men, you actually deserve it because you are a creep:


Monkeys figure this out, you dummy. Why can't you? Or any other doods over the last five hours?

 

[Evilronald]

Abuse victim stops drinking and realizes she made a horrific mistake but can’t leave because they’ve created hellspawn together.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

A 64 year old man, 7 years on hormones, is growing boobs in his armpits.
breast tissue on armpits

Spoiler: Pics

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breast tissue on armpits

I've been for almost 7 years on HRT. 64 years old.
after the first 3 years this began growing under right arm.
Ultrasound doctor said is same breast tissue that grows in the chest, so no danger.
At the beginning my PCP ask me if I had lost too much weight. Not the case.
This year again check because is now in both sides in the armpits. Yesterday met the surgeon and said is a cosmetic surgery. So I was refer to plastic surgeons.
Anybody experience something similar?

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The unhealthy troon cares way too much about the opinions of children, way too much.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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Abuse victim stops drinking and realizes she made a horrific mistake but can’t leave because they’re created hellspawn together.

Now THOSE are the people you should make a documentary about, Mr. Mike Clum.

 

[Evilronald]

Family hates them, no surprise.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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Family hates them, no surprise.

Thank God he sent him virtual hugs, he would have 41%'d otherwise.

Not even furries do this shit that often.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

What makes this even more hilarious is that this dude has been bragging in previous posts about his “immaculate” crotch wound. Going on about how he “passes 100% of the time”, is “stealth”, and basically has a “cis” vagina with “no scarring”.

 

[Raven Rainbow]

ETA: I just noticed that "HeyyyEmily_Pink" user has appeared in at least a dozen of these screencaps, almost always with some variation of "Hey girl, need a hug?" or "You can DM me any time." Absolute creeper.

HeyyyEmily_Pink posted that he was under 18 last December

Nice spot. They're probably lying about their age just like they were lying about being a cis woman. They write exactly like every mid life crisis cross dresser I've ever seen, but maybe that just comes from their feminine role models being exclusively other troons?

(love that thread title, not "how did you figure out *if* you made the right choice" but "how *quickly* did you figure out you made the right choice", not a cult btw)

Spoiler: troon hovel tax since they wish more people looked at their pics

flash photography in dirty mirror not mounted to wall, bare floor boards with tiny bathroom/kitchen rug, random trash (less than most troons but more than zero), bed used as storage

pics are too blurry for me to ID the book spines to try and guess age

 

[Potatis Salad]

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Who would have thought an open axe wound would potentially get infected. The fact that someone needs to ask “is it normal to just bleed randomly after this surgery” tells you just how fucked up and barbaric it all is. It’s pretty obvious tranny surgery is going to put you at risk of all sorts of infections having a gaping hole and the male body not being designed to fight off any sort of infections in it.

Sorry so l8 but this dude does not have a raging kidney infection. That blood is coming from somewhere inside his rot pocket, not from his urine.

 

[behindyourightnow]

How many days do I have remaining? Ohio just off'd our trans youth, so we know the adults are next.

So, I ask again, how many days until I die?

 

[Positron]

Jewish pooner is excited by the prospect of another Trump presidency.

 

[Maginot]

The cross strain of Israeli and Tranny paranoia indoctrination breeds a certain type of personality. Almost comes right to sovereign citizen reasoning.

 

[Constellationzero]

A 64 year old man, 7 years on hormones, is growing boobs in his armpits.
breast tissue on armpits

Spoiler: Pics

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Spoiler: Text

breast tissue on armpits

I've been for almost 7 years on HRT. 64 years old.
after the first 3 years this began growing under right arm.
Ultrasound doctor said is same breast tissue that grows in the chest, so no danger.
At the beginning my PCP ask me if I had lost too much weight. Not the case.
This year again check because is now in both sides in the armpits. Yesterday met the surgeon and said is a cosmetic surgery. So I was refer to plastic surgeons.
Anybody experience something similar?

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Boobs or bubos?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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What makes this even more hilarious is that this dude has been bragging in previous posts about his “immaculate” crotch wound. Going on about how he “passes 100% of the time”, is “stealth”, and basically has a “cis” vagina with “no scarring”.

The best part is you know the doctor went to his buddies and was like "Guys I have doozy of a story from today".

 

[Piss Bear]

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What makes this even more hilarious is that this dude has been bragging in previous posts about his “immaculate” crotch wound. Going on about how he “passes 100% of the time”, is “stealth”, and basically has a “cis” vagina with “no scarring”.

Brother... women don't go to the doctor when they have period cramps anyway, unless they have PCOS or are having some other serious episode. Even if the cramps are really bad. If he really wanted to larp as a woman he could just go to the convenience store and buy some Midol. That's what women take for period cramps lol. Then hold a pillow to your stomach and curl up in a ball for a couple hours like an actual woman suffering from period cramps...

Or just stop eating so much processed food and injecting opposite sex hormones into your body...

 

[majorplayer]

Man who is clearly a man walks into Starbucks in a dress and pigtails, MLPFIM purse and trans button. Barista at counter smiles politely, repeats back the prefered name, Riley or Cassandra, and then even calls that name when the coffee is ready and no one tried to murder him. HE PASSED U GUYZ.

It's always the troons who dress like 3 year olds and abuse poor service workers who are just trying to do their jobs and OH THEY LIKE ME.

Then stealthing on dating apps and ghosting after they disclose is a similar experience for cisgender normies and then they whine bitch and complain.

A 64 year old man, 7 years on hormones, is growing boobs in his armpits.
breast tissue on armpits

Spoiler: Pics

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Spoiler: Text

breast tissue on armpits

I've been for almost 7 years on HRT. 64 years old.
after the first 3 years this began growing under right arm.
Ultrasound doctor said is same breast tissue that grows in the chest, so no danger.
At the beginning my PCP ask me if I had lost too much weight. Not the case.
This year again check because is now in both sides in the armpits. Yesterday met the surgeon and said is a cosmetic surgery. So I was refer to plastic surgeons.
Anybody experience something similar?

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TIL you can have boobs in your armpits but still YNBAW

 

[Boxbeater]

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“Regretting chopping your dick off is common after troon surgery.” Apparently the phantom penis is in fact real.

"Sleep and dilate" The jokes write themselves at this point.

 

[Niggie Smalls]

"Sleep and dilate" The jokes write themselves at this point.

Emily-Pink, absolutely prolific creeper on other transes, is sending hugs in thst second image. I get that these people are terminally online but this particular takes the estrogen-laced cake!

 

[broken chiyron]

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What makes this even more hilarious is that this dude has been bragging in previous posts about his “immaculate” crotch wound. Going on about how he “passes 100% of the time”, is “stealth”, and basically has a “cis” vagina with “no scarring”.

No archive link or profile info, so are we sure this poster is for real and not trolling? Women don't go to the ER for period cramps. Not even "extreme" ones.

If it is true, it's a hilarious case of AGP searching for validation gone wrong. Clocked immediately and told to go elsewhere for his gas.

'Even doctors can't tell!"

 

[Señora Airi]

Best comment so far (my pick not Reddit karma)

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This was mentioned in the Breadtube thread, but troons really have made it near impossible to make good friends anymore. NOw you have to constantly heccin validate them, or else they'll leave you and then ruin your life online.