Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The variance comes from whether or not Rekieta is being pushed on the front page of Rumble or not. For most of 2023 he was a lock for the very top of the front page. Starting around last month, he's been on and off. Not really sure what that's about. He clearly hasn't converted any of the front page viewers to long-term fans since his viewership collapses every time he's not on the front page. I'd say it's a safe bet to expect him to be off a lot more now that they have a ton more content from Barstool.

Barstool and Crowder are much bigger draws and impose demands upon Rumble's time to support them. Nick is sitting at a table that has outgrown him.

I would find it hilarious if Rumble were varying how much he gets featured systematically to inform their renewal offer. I know it is probably just Nick being shoved to the side for the bigger streamers, but we did learn that someone was ACTUALLY messing with DSP's internet...

 

[Anticipointment]

These stories are making less and less sense all the time. She can't start the car herself?

Maybe it had snow on it but they have a garage & then there is the question of why can’t Kayla clear snow herself? He was literally live streaming.

Week before last Nick left for fifteen mins (!) at the Rumble flip while Ryan the editor played random songs. The excuse was that he had to carry a box of musical instruments to the car that Kayla planned on taking to the homeschool co-op class the following day. Can’t imagine that a box light enough to be carried by a weakling like Nick would be too heavy for Kayla or why Nick had to do it in the middle of the show.

His random excuses for breaks during the show or coming on late (helping son with homework, driving back from the cities, again) are definitely kind of weird™.

Also, in certain clips when Nick’s telling stories about himself, its exactly like a girl doing the “aren’t I so uniquely quirky & cute” thing.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It happens if you don't jerk off 24/7 after you figure out that you can. There's no way Nick would stop jerking off long enough to have one.

Reminder that there was a period of about 6 weeks where OUR wife had to 'rest' after an unknown crotch surgery and Rekieta was getting mad on stream that he couldn't have sex.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I can never get over how unfamiliar he is with actual work and how normal people live.

Someone suggested that he do a trial stream and his wife do her job and this is utterly impossible despite the fact that:
- Most home schooling families of seven have a father who works at least full time,
- Military families home school,
- His oldest child is not home schooled and he persistently lies about this. It's weird.

Ffs be an adult. Choose activities that are possible. Set limits. Do classes on zoom. Don't outsource everything; It's elementary school. Stop being so damned lazy. Carpool with other people who go. Find teachers who are willing to come to your house.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Reminder that there was a period of about 6 weeks where OUR wife had to 'rest' after an unknown crotch surgery and Rekieta was getting mad on stream that he couldn't have sex.

Do you think he wasn't actually jerking off that entire time? Perhaps he tried to goad some bulls into giving his scrawny ass a try.. and they could put the snack tray on his back while they both watched porn.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Most of our information on Our Wife is secondhand from Nick and he is hardly a reliable narrator. Maybe he is the magical exception but most men I’ve experienced who go on and on about how much they do for their family are doing it performatively and are far less active then they wax poetic about.

Does he do little chores for her sometimes? Absolutely. He’s a father of five and it’s par for the course. But do I believe he slaves over them they way he insinuates while his wife lays in a helpless puddle on the floor all the time? No, not in the slightest.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Most of our information on Our Wife is secondhand from Nick and he is hardly a reliable narrator. Maybe he is the magical exception but most men I’ve experienced who go on and on about how much they do for their family are doing it performatively and are far less active then they wax poetic about.

Does he do little chores for her sometimes? Absolutely. He’s a father of five and it’s par for the course. But do I believe he slaves over them they way he insinuates while his wife lays in a helpless puddle on the floor all the time? No, not in the slightest.

You know this is true because the hours he keeps means he's sleeping much of the day, and he's not helping drive the kids around at three a.m.

 

[keke]

I don’t find much value in speculating about his kids just cause he barely mentions them as individuals in the grand scheme of things and it’s boring to me either way. But since his daughter came up, I will say having a self-confessed porn addict father who is super friendly with Dax and is A-OK with his unironic pro-rape articles to the point of joining his fb community to talk about the most dogshit content ever made and laugh at a balding, bloated, and obnoxious wannabe rapist and befriend his pedo friends—like, some of that shit trickles down to your kids

More generally, it is fucking retarded how much he complains about their schedule. Their eldest is 16. They have a nanny now. Shut the fuck up.

 

[zyclonPD]

I might be late and gay, but has anyone else notice how sad and broken he looks in this thumbnail?
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He's sad because gay bars and trip to swingers resorts will be punishable by death in the future conservative ethnostate. He's running on borrowed time watching the new civil war unfold. Give him some slack while you fasten his shackles on the wall.

 

[The Snail]

Nick admits that he masturbates too much to have ever had a wet dream. He really wishes that he's had at least one in his life. Can alcoholic 45 year olds even get wet dreams?

Nick’s poker face, where he tucks his bottom lip under his top lip and mustache, is making me MATB. Call me weird, but for me, his mannerisms are the worst unlocked disability from his alcoholism. With constantly touching his face too; It’s so alien.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick’s poker face, where he tucks his bottom lip under his top lip and mustache, is making me MATB

Ever seen a really old toothless man & because of having a sunken-in mouth, their nose & chin nearly touch? Nick’s face is at the start of that. Eventually, his face will smugly collapse in on itself.

 

[not william stenchever]

Week before last Nick left for fifteen mins (!) at the Rumble flip while Ryan the editor played random songs. The excuse was that he had to carry a box of musical instruments to the car that Kayla planned on taking to the homeschool co-op class the following day. Can’t imagine that a box light enough to be carried by a weakling like Nick would be too heavy for Kayla or why Nick had to do it in the middle of the show.

I've had to load a musical instrument into the trunk of a car for school a decent number of times in winter conditions and it was never a fucking 15 minute commitment and I'm pretty sure the bass guitar and its' big ass amp that I loaded up alongside my backpack was a more awkward package to move about and load and unload than a "box of musical instruments" (a bunch of small musical instruments for small children to learn the basics of music on like tiny xylophones and shit)

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He likes 'Nazi bands' like Sabaton

I'm sorry, what? A Nazi band you say?

- Lots ofnpeoppe are asking Nick to review comics. After mugging the camera for 15 seconds, he explains he COULD as an English/Creative Writing major break down the elements that he knows just fine, but he is not familiar with the storytelling conventions of comics. Comics are for 'a certain demographic'..

Friendly reminder that he has helped crowdfund several comics; having himself inserted into them, and has proclaimed he is going to make his own comic.

- Nick hated Beatles and Lennon.

Based. Shit music for shit people.

- Nick cannot believe the DnD campaign he bailed on is still going. Apparently his wife was frustrated everytime he want to stream for it. He thought it was fun

I know he's not a reliable narrator; but, there has been enough evidence (imo) to say our wife is a problem as well. Maybe they deserve each other.

People being nice to you after you tip them well doesn't mean they are your friend. It means you don't understand human interaction.

It's extremely frustrating as someone who had to learn social queues etc, that someone who, supposedly, can do it naturally, is this retarded.

Edit to be clear: I make no allegations that Nick is doing any molesting.

Of course not! You've to be a certain age to enjoy the Balldo.

No strem.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta and Drexel got alogged on Alex Stein's show on the Blaze with the Kino Casino as guests.

(Should be timestamped for 44:34)

 

[Shagedan]

Rekieta and Drexel got alogged on Alex Stein's show on the Blaze with the Kino Casino as guests.

(Should be timestamped for 44:34)

Prime Time #99 going from guy who punks city council meetings to discount Steven Crowder is the worst heel turn in the past 10 years.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

As an expert homosexual, no Nick’s fizeek is not really what we look for.
In fact, I’ll be real here his body ain’t looking that good.

 

[keke]

Rekieta and Drexel got alogged on Alex Stein's show on the Blaze with the Kino Casino as guests.

(Should be timestamped for 44:34)

Kino lore dump. Nice segment, appreciate the drama-whoring.

For a self-declared funnyman who thinks everything is cool as long as it’s funny, will defend unhinged activities as just being funny, he sure isn’t happy with the PPP & Warski. Nick being annnoyed by them so much is amusing. Somehow jokes that a black bull is leaving testicle-attaching dildos beside his wife’s bed are serious statements intended to hurt his family, but stalking Eric July’s employees is peak comedy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick admits that he masturbates too much to have ever had a wet dream. He really wishes that he's had at least one in his life. Can alcoholic 45 year olds even get wet dreams?

About the least embarrassing thing he's admitted to.
Balldo might be lacking wet dreams, but he's got something that's close enough.
A wet brain.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Prime Time #99 going from guy who punks city council meetings to discount Steven Crowder is the worst heel turn in the past 10 years.

You know, I found Alex hilarious during the Jack Murphy thing and probably was the first person to post his shit here, but I really can't stand the dude.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I quite miss having a late night streamer to watch. Any recommendations?

Tax: Does Nick think that "getting complimented by men all the time" is a big W? Is he just leaning into the fag rumours?