Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%
  • Total voters
    354
The ever amazing @elb with the clip from Alex Stein's show last night:
Honestly, the show was a bit cringe, but I had quite a few laughs, even from the Rekieta segment.

I could see PPP sitting 2nd chair to Alex. Well, laying 2nd chair to Alex. Andy was just there to ruin everything, the only inciteful thing he offered was to mention the clips channel.

How fucked is your media career, if whenever someone brings you up, you have to explain what a balldo is? Because that's Rackets's life now.
Edit: Alex Stein, when he understands and processes what a balldo actually is:
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Fapcop said:
The only difference is that’s even less productive than gambling, since very real people risk losing their jobs.
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Dunno, maybe sham corporations should stop scamming people, stop lying about finances and stop misleading the public.
Blaming the loss of jobs due to shortsellers is fucking ridiculous. If said company didn't lie and steal in the first place, then there will be no loss in capital.
Funnily, if these shitty companies are allowed to just do whatever they like, far more real lives would be ruined.
If you don't like being shortselled, prove them wrong and rape them by doing an even better job.
Just because some Jews does it doesn't mean it's "kikery", the real world isn't drooling /pol/ retards who cry about George Soros.
 
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DumbDude43 said:
shorting a stock doesn't cost anyone jobs. company mismanagement and failure does that.
shorting a stock is a bet you make against another trader or broker, the one from who you are borrowing the stock: you believe something is overvalued - if you're right, he pays you. if you're wrong, you pay him.
blaming short sellers for negative company outcomes is what executives, managers and stock holders do to shift blame for their own failures and losses away from themselves, nothing more.
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Shorts also create floors for stock prices that prevent complete collapse when they fall. Every short position creates a buy order at the target for the cover price. That short covering prevents free-fall. When shorting financial stocks was temporarily prohibited during the 2008 panic trading had to be suspended completely many times to prevent a complete collapse because of it.

TLDR: Shorting is necessary for an orderly market.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Nick's nanny is on holiday, so he and his wife are 'stuck' and cannot do much.

- Nick cannot believe the DnD campaign he bailed on is still going. Apparently his wife was frustrated everytime he want to stream for it. He thought it was fun
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This really encapsulates Nick. He sees his kids as a burden where it’s impossible for him to do anything. They’re kids they find the most mundane thing amazing. And Nick is unable to conceptualize people will continue doing a fun thing without him especially when he can’t stream it.
 
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Happy 3000 pages, motherfuckers! Here is Bingo Card #1 for Nick's 2024 Bucket List:

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Contributions so far:
@AltisticRight
@AnOminous
@Balldo's Gate
@Captain Manning
@Catgirl Tyranid
@ChromaQuack
@Dixieland Buckaroo
@Doctor John B. Zyklon
@Farmer Y
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
@HodgePodgeRogerDodger
@John Andrews Stan
@Kosher Dill
@miss ethanol
@Neetorino
Nick Rekieta
@Oliver Onions
@Owlbear
@Pippa's Greasy KB
@Sam Losco
@Smashed & Slamed

If I missed you, please DM me! ...but I do believe this is complete...

I'm updating 2 which is mostly finishing touches. 2's theme is based on the "Vtuber Arc". I'm rearranging the rest of Nick's 2024 Bucket List between 2 and 3 to keep the cards cohesive. If you'd like to contribute more spaces or even graphic ideas, please do DM me. I still have flexibility with 3 and there's room for improvement in 2. I'll try to get what I can fitted in.
 

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