How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

It is so funny to remember the world isn't Twitter or X or whatever the fuck it is called. I took a Lyft to meet my priest. The driver was so fucking based, my priest is based, my second Lyft driver was based. It was like KF shitposting IRL, it was awesome.

I also love it when people are like thank God you aren't some retarded faggot and I can say nigger and hate troons around you.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

still haven't killed anyone


yet

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

yet

I believe in you.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Passion gives purpose, and purpose gives passion.

I'll loan you my favorite quote for a minute.

"To burn always with this hard, gem-like flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life."

- Walter Pater

I'm just happy to be done with childrearing, don't have the responsibility of a house anymore, and I have a boyfriend and very likely future husband that has the exact same outlook on life I do.

I couldn't afford to do the job I do now otherwise, but I absolutely fucking love what I do. I'm going to work in a few hours and for the first time in my life, I can't wait. I love it. It doesn't pay well, but it is so satisfying on so many levels. Also I can tell my boss to eat a bag of dicks because, again, don't technically need the money and I can get this job somewhere else literally anywhere. I am so over the moon happy about it.

 

[bile demon]

Pretty bad, I have to hard boil 24 eggs that are about to go bad.

Look at the bright side: dinner's sorted.

 

[Xenomorph]

I just woke up after OCD whooped my ass and I cleaned my house for 10 hours straight. It's me dealing with stress from upcomming spinal surgery thats gay and dumb and I hate it

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I've been trying to find work for some time but I haven't had any success, at this point it's like my credentials have rotted away and i don't have the charisma to fake it. I'm wondering if joining the army corps somewhere is an option. If i was American I'd enlist in the Lone Star corps, but I guess i'll have to bank on my country imploding before it can join the fray

German?

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

I pretty much set my line in the sand and told my "male birthgiver" (you earn the title of father and parent, plus dad/daddy sounds childish) that he doesn't have any right to treat me with such vitriol and abusive language anymore ina ddition to being so neglectful towards me. I don't want anything to do with him and his wife if they refuse to be civilized people and treat their children with kindness, which is somehow difficult for them.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

• Walk into my room after work
• Spot cleaned and stuff completely rearranged.
• Did not ask plus I cleaned my room two days ago.
• Confront grandmother directly, as she told me to do so if I have a grievance
• Voice my displeasure of her violating my privacy and peering into my belongings (I don't have anything incriminating it's just uncomfortable)
• She gets defensive and tries to portray my room worse than it was.
• I tell her I don't go into her room and rummage trough her stuff, and her room reeks of smoke and alcohol.
• She responds by saying I'm always welcomed in her room.
• I respond that she shouldn't go into my room, as I told her it makes me uncomfortable many times.
• She gets defensive again.
• I walk away.
• She continues to talk to herself for 5 minutes straight not realizing I'm gone (even though I was in her eyesight)

Now. I'm not an ungrateful fuck who freeloads. I give money for food, buy my own clothes. Next month I'll increase the money amount to count for inflation. She washes my clothes even though I asked her not to but she insisted. I eat at work and buy my own breakfast, sometimes diner if I'm hungry or there's nothing home.
The only thing I asked explicitly is NOT TO GO INTO MY ROOM! Left it unlocked for days to show good will and even cleaned it, she uses it as an opportunity to go rummage trough my stuff.

Fucking alcoholics. There's no reasoning with them. I'm buying a new room key tomorrow.

 

[dick brain]

It is so funny to remember the world isn't Twitter or X or whatever the fuck it is called. I took a Lyft to meet my priest. The driver was so fucking based, my priest is based, my second Lyft driver was based. It was like KF shitposting IRL, it was awesome.

I also love it when people are like thank God you aren't some retarded faggot and I can say nigger and hate troons around you.

I wish more people realized this. The wokemob doesn't convert normal people, it just forces them off the Internet into the real world, and teaches them not to powerlevel. It might look like they're winning, but in reality the Internet is just one big containment board now, and the normal people are outside.

 

[Betonhaus]

German?

Canuckistan.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Canuckistan.

If you'd like some resume templates; one more ATS friendly, one more designer, let me know. I miss these specific breakfast sausages I could get up in leaf land. I also preferred your maple syrup. Hoping your border isn't insane still with the covid stuff.

I was, somehow, able to get internet at my new place. I have a tech coming in the AM because, apparently, you can't just hook up your own shit.
I've put off packing until the last minute, but, I think I can get everything major moved tomorrow.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Canuckistan.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Actually not bad. Weekend here, so I get to be a shut un and not have to deal with the DIE rejects, plus I've heard word that certain government actions may or may not result in diversity initiatives getting massive cut-backs, so my copium tank is maxed that I may not have to deal with actual illegal immigrant spics and lazy, smelly niggers for too much longer.

Just don't ask me how I'm doing on Monday.

 

[anustart76]

Well work wasn't terrible, but nothing great either. Annoyingly, because of my sick relative, my parents have been visiting him for over a week now, so they asked me to drive out to their house to pick up some packages and mail and send them pictures of some bills so they can make sure to pay them. Thing is, they live an hour away from me, so I had to spend 2 hours driving there and back in the rain and awful traffic right after work, plus the time I spent running errands there, only to come home and find out my internet decided to randomly shit itself. For some reason half my DNS queries were just timing out, so I had to effectively spend all night rebuilding my home network. I still don't know why it was doing that. I really wish I didn't need to deal with the internet company's modem. Dealing with all of this meant I didn't get to cook my usual Friday dinner either (I always like to make something good on Friday nights).

The worst part of it all is as irritated as I am about all this, I can't blame my parents, especially since my dad could be losing a close relative, I completely understand why they needed it. Sometimes I think having nobody to point the blame at is worse than having a specific person you can curse at when they're not around.

I was, somehow, able to get internet at my new place. I have a tech coming in the AM because, apparently, you can't just hook up your own shit.
I've put off packing until the last minute, but, I think I can get everything major moved tomorrow.

Living without internet can get annoying fast. The one nice thing about living in the big city I used to live in was that my apartment had an amazing ISP (I think they were called WaveG or something like that) and setting up internet was as easy as calling them to enable it, then plugging my router into the wall ethernet port. Didn't have to wait around for anyone to come set things up.

 

[dick brain]

Anxious for new job training next week. I know I can handle it, but I also know I'm going to get overwhelmed/frustrated.

Frigten.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Celebrating Tet with my Dongmen friends, coworkers and relatives when Monday arrives (doe a foreigner does it). Hyped for the upcoming Blue Archive anime, as a retarded Sensei myself; dedicating my Ligmas for Hina because I need big damage with NYFuuka + Himari for Hiero/Kaiten/Greg (not really that much of a competitive raidfag in the game sadly. Occasionally rile up to Torment even as an F2P peasant who cried in salt a lot and then unable to choose which student after reaching 200 pity rolls.) Going to fully max DHina in every single aspects: 5-star M/M/M/M and even her EX weapon. I had already maxed SHoshino before, so when you sync her with either the classic SFuuka + Himari + SHoshino comp, the damage is absolutely crazy. If you just do a fun strategy with 3 frontline support + SFuuka + Himari; say bye bye. I have CHare with M/M/1/1 too, but if I felt like using her, might try for fun comps for pure Hina nuke.
I do not max her passive and sub because you do not use Hare as a frontline DPS; you just use her as a diet frontline Himari; hampered a bit due to her low DEF for a typical HG student.

For Cunny Archive spergs, you may focus on it if you want. Now, for the other shit.
New faggotry wallpaper:

This ran on Windows 11 Pro, 23H3, Dec2023 ver2. update. Neither hated nor liked the UI, so I just change my whole 11 to be more XP-like because of me being a nostalgiafag. XP and 7 are really good shit that I loved to these days, even still keeping some XP and 7 laps at home. Never fucking liked 8, 8.1, Vista or ME due to the severe amount of flaws. Even I started 10 on 2015, and still have some questionable thoughts during its early days before it gets better, and then killed off by Pajeets and corporationists from MiCUCKsoft after Billy boy left. I use 11 for nearly 4 years now, and I have a neutral and silent opinion to it; much to my chagrin for the 'jeets to drop support for 10 in 2025. Not moving to Licuxs because I am not a tranny; or MacOS because I am not an Apple shill (doe stuck with an 8 Plus, and a 2018 11'9 iPad Pro that has Procreate in it; so that when I felt like it, might draw on the iPad).
I will also plan a pure upgrade Android replacement for my iPhone 8 Plus too.

I still love Saber to these days, even after nearly 20 years since reading the FSN VN. Though, Raiden was actually my very first FG husbando that came from the west; albeit of MK's shithole condition after T8's release. To make subtle references to Artoria, I, being a stupidly retarded TMfag myself gives Raiden a Saber-like single bun for any drawings that I shove Raiden in. Still, I would rather do more outside activities instead of being terminally online 24/7 like an autistic Tumblrite on rabies.

Feeling good lately too. Tomorrow, I will get my ass into drawing digitally like a lazy fuck again.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

My sinuses are clogged and my right ear is constantly leaking. What does this mean?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Living without internet can get annoying fast. The one nice thing about living in the big city I used to live in was that my apartment had an amazing ISP (I think they were called WaveG or something like that) and setting up internet was as easy as calling them to enable it, then plugging my router into the wall ethernet port. Didn't have to wait around for anyone to come set things up.

That's how it has always been for me. But this ISP uses an app to activate stuff. I could just use my own, I believe, and activate it that way. But I'd rather use their equipment. Plus it's free. "Free".
I had to reschedule my appointment and move my moving date. I have a dnd game that was scheduled for 6-9pm. But, is apparently, 7am-5pm. Glad I was told the night before. Fucking calendars are easy to use; but the psych major fucked it up. Per usual.

 

[Sniperwoof]

My sinuses are clogged and my right ear is constantly leaking. What does this mean?

Ear infection/head cold, go to urgent care and get some amoxicillin before it starts hurting like a motherfucker.