Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Ministry of Shady Links]

They'll somehow try to say that the beer is gluten free beer, even though 99.9% of all beers are brewed with barley.

You can make beer brewed with barley gluten free, or at least gluten free enough for someone with celiac disease to drink safely.

 

[Señora Airi]

You can make beer brewed with barley gluten free, or at least gluten free enough for someone with celiac disease to drink safely.

You're right, that's my mistake. Forgot about Redbridge.

I will say though, it's interesting that most customers I've served, whom had celiac disease, are fine with seltzers and ciders should Redbridge be unavailable. the "gluten free" type people get pissy when it's unavailable.

 

[curbside2]

I’m trying to think of the last time I’ve found following Jack funny or entertaining. I mean that’s why we’re here right? We used to get these insane recipes from a man who wasn’t yet fully stroked out. He was actually pretty fun to laugh at. I think at this point I follow out of obligation. I want to be here when things reach their natural conclusion.

I think the last time I can remember a funny arc was a specific vacation. Maybe Orlando? He talked it up for months about some time share. Well, he gets there and every one of his posts were bitching. With a memorable post about how he was furious that his timeshare didn’t have a DVD player.

For the hell of it I was trying to think of the last time he seemed genuinely happy on camera. And the only thing that comes to mind Is the Pokémon Go video with his son.

Yeah, he bitches in the video. He always does. But he seems to be having a good time with Jack Jr. I don’t like the wigger but I’ll admit I hope he looks back on this memory fondly.

Not sure what the point of this post is. Maybe lamenting that my original go to lolcow has been a depressing mess to follow for years.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

You're right, that's my mistake. Forgot about Redbridge.

I will say though, it's interesting that most customers I've served, whom had celiac disease, are fine with seltzers and ciders should Redbridge be unavailable. the "gluten free" type people get pissy when it's unavailable.

CeliACK faggot, I don't expect places or people to cater to my weak, gay system unable to process miniscule amounts of bread or normal soy sauce and keep something in stock that 1% of people care about. So I'm good with scotch or a wine, especially if none of the ciders (protip for other faggots, make certain it is cider. Some of the "cider-likes" like red's apple are beer with apple flavoring, do not believe the person saying that it is the same) are on tap.
Gluten-Free is a LifeStyle (tm), and we all know that catering to LifeStyles (tm) is a requirement for any establishment in the YOOL 2024.

 

[Andoxico]

I’m trying to think of the last time I’ve found following Jack funny or entertaining.

Personally I find watching him circle the drain pretty entertaining. Stroke wooorrrzz

 

[rubytintedchix]

Unless Jack's just running his fat faggot mouth to give the world his cold takes, which is the most likely possibility, my guess is that that TamHam still has student loan debt, because when his health problems became more obvious she was at the age when people who have been putting off paying for them start to worry. But wouldn't that mean that Jack is admitting to a fault of his/theirs?

Joe Chavez alluded to fatty saying he faked his university degree. He purposesly picked a college that burned to the ground so the records (on paper in those days) also went with the fire. No way to track whether he’s telling the truth or lying. He supposedly told Tammy to do the same thing. Whether or not it’s true, who knows. Jack talks out of both sides of his fat fucking mouth.

I’m trying to think of the last time I’ve found following Jack funny or entertaining. I mean that’s why we’re here right? We used to get these insane recipes from a man who wasn’t yet fully stroked out. He was actually pretty fun to laugh at. I think at this point I follow out of obligation. I want to be here when things reach their natural conclusion.

I think the last time I can remember a funny arc was a specific vacation. Maybe Orlando? He talked it up for months about some time share. Well, he gets there and every one of his posts were bitching. With a memorable post about how he was furious that his timeshare didn’t have a DVD player.

For the hell of it I was trying to think of the last time he seemed genuinely happy on camera. And the only thing that comes to mind Is the Pokémon Go video with his son.

Yeah, he bitches in the video. He always does. But he seems to be having a good time with Jack Jr. I don’t like the wigger but I’ll admit I hope he looks back on this memory fondly.

Not sure what the point of this post is. Maybe lamenting that my original go to lolcow has been a depressing mess to follow for years.

My favorites in recent history:

The Cookbook
The Whisk Saga
Cooking with Girl

 

[InterestRateHawk]

I’m trying to think of the last time I’ve found following Jack funny or entertaining. I mean that’s why we’re here right?

I'm pretty new to Jack but watching this man try to avoid his next stroke through a carnivore diet is pretty compelling to see. That said, Jack's on his way to the big cow in the sky. It's natural he's winding down.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Unless Jack's just running his fat faggot mouth to give the world his cold takes, which is the most likely possibility, my guess is that that TamHam still has student loan debt, because when his health problems became more obvious she was at the age when people who have been putting off paying for them start to worry. But wouldn't that mean that Jack is admitting to a fault of his/theirs?

I think he's just flapping his cunt over all the people who are getting their student loans forgiven under the Biden administration. It was just in the news that $4.9 billion was being forgiven.

The White House posted its press release a week ago, but for some reason it was on Fox Business yesterday, so that's probably where fatty spotted it.

 

[curbside2]

Personally I find watching him circle the drain pretty entertaining. Stroke wooorrrzz

I’ll admit that for me, his health is so poor, that when I watch him I can feel uncomfortable. He reminds of someone who’s had a lobotomy. Though I admit it’s funny that he never seems aware how much he’s pushed his luck. Him spending his inpatient stay bitching about the food is proof of that.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Spoken like someone who opened one of the attachments. Lmao.

New year new Jack Hack.

Every time he falls for this shit I pray for a new Cooking with Girl saga.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I think he's just flapping his cunt over all the people who are getting their student loans forgiven under the Biden administration. It was just in the news that $4.9 billion was being forgiven.

The White House posted its press release a week ago, but for some reason it was on Fox Business yesterday, so that's probably where fatty spotted it.

PPP loans being forgiven for rich folks: Jack is happy
Student loans being forgiven for struggling people: Jack throws a tantrum

Such a good Christian. Jesus would be so proud

 

[indomitable snowman]

You can make beer brewed with barley gluten free, or at least gluten free enough for someone with celiac disease to drink safely.

Barley has gluten. Any gluten removed or low gluten beer is absolutely not safe for someone with celiac. https://www.glutenfreewatchdog.org/...ission-a-gluten-free-watchdog-special-report/

Gluten free beer is usually brewed with rice, buckwheat, or sorghum.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Latest scam? That scam is by no means new, it's been around forever. Business owners didn't need some drooling retard telling them about it in 2024.

Is Jack talking about it because Tammy eventually figured out that she'd fallen for it, I wonder, or did she actually figure out that it was a scam before she cut the check?

 

[rubytintedchix]

WAKE UP LIBUHRULS. FAKE MILKS!

 

[p1138]

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WAKE UP LIBUHRULS. FAKE MILKS!

Ahh yes, the clearly labeled and more expensive products... of which most have a small market. Hell, Beyond Meat is going to end up as a penny stock at the rate it's going. $150/share in July 2021, down to under $7.50. Yup, those corporate overlords are certainly getting rich. A bunch of these other companies, Tofurkey, Quorn, vegetarian farms, etc. have all been bought up in the past few years as their stock prices bottomed out so Kellog, Unilever, etc. can fill out their portfolios with "healthy" options. The only batch of products in that picture that even makes money is the milk/cheese stuff due to the large number of people who are lactose intolerant, have issues with rennet in cheese, and shit like that.

 

[Pig Cups]

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WTF does this even mean? Is he referring to Brianna?

He’s probably referring to Brianna (no way Tammy still has outstanding loans from that shitty degree mill), but it came out wrong. He probably meant to say something along the lines of “-poor circumstances,” but strokebrain got in the way. Either that, or he’s *that much* of an asshole to suggest that getting a brain tumor was a “bad decision” on her part. I assume he’s just echoing her annoyance at having to deal with student loan debt on top of medical debt accrued during the brain tumor saga, and didn’t catch her having hours-long staring contests with the microwave.

Tammy’s “way of life drastically changed due to her bad decisions,” that’s for damn sure. On top of supporting the household, she’s reduced to playing literal mommy with Jack because he has no independence. She’s dressing him, bathing him, moving him, toileting him, feeding him, and driving him, because he can’t do any of those things himself. Wiping his shit-stained ass cheeks while teetering on the brink of a diaper saga. All while thankless Fatso pretends to be a functioning man (like when he recently asked her if she shoveled the porch with a faint authoritative glimmer).

Her old beau who worked at that bowling alley¹ would’ve probably been a better long-term provider and lover, in hindsight. Who knows, maybe he worked his way up to eventually owning the bowling alley? Perhaps he oversaw an addition of a large arcade to the facility? Maybe he rose through the ranks of the local amusement industry and became very wealthy? Could be a majority partner in some local Dave & Busters-esque venture by now…

Sure would beat being saddled with Jack. “Bad decisions,” indeed.


¹Sunday Evening Coffee

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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Spoken like someone who opened one of the attachments. Lmao.

New year new Jack Hack.

Every time he falls for this shit I pray for a new Cooking with Girl saga.

No doubt Jack was among the people who took up the nigerian prince on his offer and had Bonzi Buddy hanging around his desktop 24/7. I think he is such an applefag because he couldn't keep spyware and adware off his windows PC because he kept clicking links on junk mail like a retard.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Facebook group admin Rob took a trip to the Kiwi Farms

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Rob is the best. Always flying under the radar and unlike Fatty Doo Doo takes actual vacations with his wife to far off places.

And of course he needs to visit and actual Kiwi orchard while there to show his solidarity.

They'll somehow try to say that the beer is gluten free beer, even though 99.9% of all beers are brewed with barley.

When plain potato chips have the tag "gluten free" on them you know that some people are too stupid to know what gluten is and think it's just some additive they put in food for nefarious purposes.

It's like 20 years ago when fat was the boogeyman you'd find things like a bag of marshmallows with "0% Fat!" emblazoned on it. Or when trans-fats became the new hotness you had the same bag with "0% trans-fats!". If you don't know that unless your food contains margarine, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, shortening or whatever it's not a trans fat. And even then if it's less then 1% they can legally say it's trans-fat free.

But my favorite form of misleading ingredient is, "hydrolyzed soy protein". It's better known as MSG. So if you're sensitive to it you might need to avoid foods with that as an ingredient.

I think part of that is forced perspective, since Todd is closer to the camera. But yeah, only part. Manlet confirmed.

That and I think Fatty was sitting down.

I watched the video and I am surprised the turkey didn't turn out raw

He didn't actually cook it. It was done before hand.

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Spoken like someone who opened one of the attachments. Lmao.

New year new Jack Hack.

Every time he falls for this shit I pray for a new Cooking with Girl saga.

Like I'd take advice from a guy that lost his original Facebook group due to giving the password to scammers in the Middle East.

The only people that get caught by this are the stupid ones that watch Fatty unironically.

Hell my Grandmother plays with scammers on the phone and acts like a scared little old lady who gets confused so often and pleads with them not to take her to jail. She's literally kept one of these Indian fuckers on the phone for an hour, wasting his time until he got pissed at her. She then dropped the act, called him a "madarchod" and hung up.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Hilarious comment by Ken in response to Jack’s incoherent boomer rant on his student loan post. Fatass’s response is incredible “It not tiktok it news”

 

[lindsayfan]

awww, look at bitmoji jack comfortably leaning, maintaining his balance with his weight on one leg while with his right hand he adjusts his shades.

i'd pay money to watch a video of actual jack scalfani attempting to do this irl