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- Aug 5, 2017
Whenever I see a contrived superhero origin story in media, I think back to the Ned Frischman episode:That's peak Disney TVA.
"Yes, Ned's depressing little life seems pointless, indeed. Until one fateful day, when a firey comet hits Ned's zipper! Seconds later, a secret experimental laser bombards the zipper with hyper-violet mercury rays! Then, it is doused with mysterious chemicals, stuck by the mystical powers of the Norse gods, bitten by a radioactive grasshopper, and taught the arcane ability to cloud men's mind by an inscrutable monk!"
Ned: "Wow! That hardly ever happens!"