🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[JAKL II]

There is a phone on the table. The way it's placed along with the placement of the plate means somebody was sitting to Ralph's left, except nobody is sitting in the chair.

I'm blind as a fucking bat and would love to see Ralph faking a GF but even I can see the god damned thigh and hair in that picture, somebody is sitting in that chair.

 

[Scout Trooper]

There is a phone on the table. The way it's placed along with the placement of the plate means somebody was sitting to Ralph's left, except nobody is sitting in the chair.

Did Deni tell him no photos and he rushed to take a picture of the table while she was going to the bathroom or something?

Aw I hate to spoil the joke but there is someone sitting there.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1750967242672542205/photo/1

https://archive.is/9wu8n

Those are strands of hair.
Also there are no cuts or bites taken out of anything. That means this woman made his "girlfriend" sit there pushed away from the table while he took this picture and then posted this with his gay story.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Definitely not reading his thread and reacting immediately.
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Only positive posts? Cool. Let's start with a HIV test!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No woman exists until Ralph takes a selfie pointing and doing his retarded soyface with her

 

[Rage Pig]

Aw I hate to spoil the joke but there is someone sitting there.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1750967242672542205/photo/1

https://archive.is/9wu8n

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Those are strands of hair.
Also there are no cuts or bites taken out of anything. That means this woman made his "girlfriend" sit there pushed away from the table while he took this picture and then posted this with his gay story.

I assume he hides her on purpose to bait the alogs and have his triumphant reveal later in the day.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Those are strands of hair.
Also there are no cuts or bites taken out of anything. That means this woman made his "girlfriend" sit there pushed away from the table while he took this picture and then posted this with his gay story.

Upon further examination I see what looks like hair but what would be her thigh looks exactly like I'd expect the fabric from a chair that's 20 years old to look like.

Did whoever who was sitting there get up to leave before Ralph took the photo or was she just leaning back as far as possible to avoid being in the photo? I'm not sure. I am insisting on further photographic proof from Ralph before I make any conclusions either way.

Cuz he got an actual whore this time

If someone cared enough they could find the confirmed pictures of Deni and compare the phones but I don't.

 

[Fornicario]

Aw I hate to spoil the joke but there is someone sitting there.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1750967242672542205/photo/1

https://archive.is/9wu8n

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Those are strands of hair.
Also there are no cuts or bites taken out of anything. That means this woman made his "girlfriend" sit there pushed away from the table while he took this picture and then posted this with his gay story.

He didn't pay for photos with his "new" Pantsuela.

 

[sallowhal]

At this point, it might just kill him. Pick an organ system, he's ruined it. Even if his body could survive it, his brain chemistry is so fucked it could push him into full blown psychosis. God, I want to watch this. There's really no downside for viewers.

benzos and alcohol are the only two drugs that can kill you with withdrawals. the ralphamale don't scare and decided to get addicted to both at the same time!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

benzos and alcohol are the only two drugs that can kill you with withdrawals. the ralphamale don't scare and decided to get addicted to both at the same time!

this is a thread to tease Ralph not discuss the cool things he does do

 

[Rubber Plant]

These tomatoes look on the verge of rotting. 5 star dinner bish.

 

[Fornicario]

These tomatoes look on the verge of rotting. 5 star dinner bish.

Montezuma's Revenge arc incoming. Literally. Everyone get out of the way, it's gonna be a gusher!

 

[Pale Empress]

Not a very fancy restaurant, if he's trying to convince her he is rich she knows he's not

It's the only place he could find on short notice where the hostess would sing "That's Amoré" to them after seating them.

 

[Rage Pig]

Gunt getting shat on by anons with 54 followers on his 77k Twitter account. I can't comprehend why he has these petty bitch fights while going out with his hot gf that he loves. I imagine them both sitting in silence, him seething on Twitter, her making appointments with the next sugar daddy. True romance.

 

[Um...]

These tomatoes look on the verge of rotting. 5 star dinner bish.

Those shriveled tomatoes sitting on a bed of iceberg lettuce, now that’s some fine dining right there, folks!

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Cursed ralphamale image just dropped. Looking ghostly here.
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[Truly Rural]

Not exactly sure why he went full big gun filters for this one. Ralph doesn't look like a midget here, so W for Him. Now, if only he had a pic where she is the one hugging him.

Also

Greesy pig needs to wash more frequently, possibly twice daily even.

 

[Autistic Jew One Ball]

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Cursed ralphamale image just dropped. Looking ghostly here.
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She looks like a hostage just pretending to be happy

 

[Salvatore Leone]

She looks like a hostage just pretending to be happy

Well she’s paid to be happy.

 

[Truly Rural]

Something about her reminds me of Faith. I don't know why when Faith loved him for real (as retarded as that was), and wasn't embarrassed to hug him, even on pics.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

He clearly cleaned out the closeout rack at the Puma store. Very fancy, Ralph! I'm sure all the women are very impressed by someone who shows up in puma basketball shorts and a matching shirt like a 4th string basketball sponsorship.