🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[porkWellington]

No Ralph noooooo



Has she ever made any physical contact with him? It's always her standing stiff and him grabbing. He always fails the green line test.

 

[Um...]

If only you knew…

No Ralph noooooo

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Has she ever made any physical contact with him? It's always her standing stiff and him grabbing. He always fails the green line test.

She’s always got that arm up, too. Like she’s trying to block him.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

That arm up is like a reflex. I bet she poses the same way with all the clients

 

[Fornicario]

Well shit, I'm taking an L here. I didn't think Pantsuela was returning to the freak show.

 

[Fannyscum]

No Ralph noooooo

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Has she ever made any physical contact with him? It's always her standing stiff and him grabbing. He always fails the green line test.

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[porkWellington]

If only you knew…
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What gunt crease does to a nigga

 

[break these cuffs]

No Ralph noooooo

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Has she ever made any physical contact with him? It's always her standing stiff and him grabbing. He always fails the green line test.

He even tilted his head in the opposite direction to try to disguise it

 

[Truly Rural]

Imagine Ralph on a date. They take a pic, she looks at it and approves it for upload. Then Ralph tells her he has to do the green line test first. She is thunderstruck with confusion and asks him wtf is green line test. Now use your imagination to imagine her face, how she feels and finish their imaginary date to your liking.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Cursed ralphamale image just dropped. Looking ghostly here.
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Looks like the national anthropological museum, Museo Nacional de Antropología.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Museum_of_Anthropology_(Mexico)

Maybe a 2 mile walk from Las Chalupitas, a 20 to 30 minute drive with the stupid traffic.

Also, he's so short.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Something about her reminds me of Faith. I don't know why when Faith loved him for real (as retarded as that was), and wasn't embarrassed to hug him, even on pics.

I thought someone had done a copy-paste thing with Faith, she refuses to open her mouth when she smiles.

Pantsuela has fucked up teeth, guaranteed.

 

[Truly Rural]

I thought someone had done a copy-paste thing with Faith, she refuses to open her mouth when she smiles.

Pantsuela has fucked up teeth, guaranteed.

Wasn't there a pic of Faith with glasses and a choker on some of her social media or whereever. I think that's why she reminds me of her. One thing is for sure, Gunt has a type.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ok god please don’t start posting about his food again

 

[Um...]

He even tilted his head in the opposite direction to try to disguise it

That head tilt, lol. The way he’s leaning into her while she stands there straight like a ramrod, and then he throws that lil head tilt in.

He’s literally a little girly girl.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

That head tilt, lol. The way he’s leaning into her while she stands there straight like a ramrod, and then he throws that lil head tilt in.
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He’s literally a little girly girl.

You can see how he envisioned the green line right before the picture was taken, panicked, and tilted his head away.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ethan Ralph confirms scat play and cuckolding while a BBC fucks your girl is based


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This is what Ralph is saying based by the way. Jcaesar strikes again

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph is barely taller than a Mexican hooker

Average female height in Mexico is 159 cm or 5 foot 2

 

[sallowhal]

If only you knew…
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looks like "liz" dong long gone

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is what Ralph is saying based by the way. Jcaesar strikes again
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Lol this is a new one

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is what Ralph is saying based by the way. Jcaesar strikes again
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“Gooning to this to learn how to make a girl cum”

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That head tilt, lol. The way he’s leaning into her while she stands there straight like a ramrod, and then he throws that lil head tilt in.
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He’s literally a little girly girl.

She’s really trying as hard to as possible to keep him firmly out of her personal space without being rude. This is the closest to a smile she can manage under the circumstance.

I bet she dies a little inside when he reaches over with the trotter around the waist. Looks like a girl being forced to visit her creepy retarded uncle at a care home. She’s concerned about him touching her because she’s aware of his chronic masturbation issue.

Sad, he was angry having to spend a dime on Pantsu or Faith and they looked genuinely besotted with Ralph in the beginning. Pantsu looked like a very nervous hostage by the end. Well I guess Faith and Pantsu both did hostage videos, but they seemed happy for the first few weeks.