Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Looks like some "poetic justice" going on there.

(Wasn't "keffals" the one who started that freakshow of a campaign to try and "cancel" this site?)

Kinda. The Drop Kiwi Farms hashtag campaign was started by Keffals. But as we now know, the true force behind it, the one that actually did all of the "hard work" in the background, was Liz Fong-Jones. But old Lukey boy was the figurehead for sure.
 
why does he feel the need to tell people he's mentally ill, he had his own penis cut off and thinks he's a woman
Goddamn, in spite of it being funny sometimes I occasionally get MATI at the horrifying results caused by society giving kiddie gloves individuals with mental disorders and even glamourizing it, in spite of the fact the cute innocent retard is far from universal and many exploit this for personal gain. Accountability = Ableism now
 

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This AI is getting scary with how accurate it can be.
 
Why did he need a wiki in the first place? What was the expected outcome? LOL
The blind could have seen this coming, which makes the fact that he folded this quickly so much more hilarious!
Rewrite his past? Hard to say. He has no idea what the fuck to do with his life and this is something he did on a whim, I think.

His content is super schizophrenic, a Chris Chan interview, lolcow stuff, politics, he tried playing videogames too. I think he has this idea that he is an Internet personality (hence the "I want to build a community" bit he shared) and needs to do Internet stuff but he doesn't have the charisma nor puts in the effort.

I'm pretty sure if you asked him to explain what his brand is about he'd have no idea what to tell you.
 
Why did he need a wiki in the first place? What was the expected outcome? LOL
The blind could have seen this coming, which makes the fact that he folded this quickly so much more hilarious!
Keffals thinks he's more popular than he actually is. He has detractors, but assumed he'd have just as many or more fans to white knight him.
 
His content is super schizophrenic, a Chris Chan interview, lolcow stuff, politics, he tried playing videogames too. I think he has this idea that he is an Internet personality (hence the "I want to build a community" bit he shared) and needs to do Internet stuff but he doesn't have the charisma nor puts in the effort.

I'm pretty sure if you asked him to explain what his brand is about he'd have no idea what to tell you.
Keffals agrees with your assessment. But he knows what his identity is now. It's a new era.



Wiggler Vtuber arc incoming
 
In related (?) news, Keffals has been getting triggered so fucking hard that he's taking a break again.

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"I hate the content I am doing". Welcome to the club, buddy.

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Took you a while to figure it out.

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Welcome to the new era of Keffals non-Keffals-brand-affiliated content:

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Yup.

Also, he wants his community to fuck off and not bother him.

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More soul-searching (and lamenting his lack of drugs, as if he isn't up to the gills in Adderall):

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Okay but when is he going to take a break from real life
 
Lucas is a very weak individual. Weak-willed, weak of faith, and weak in body and soul.
Hence why he trooned out. Couldn’t hack life, decided to try for easy mode.
Kinda. The Drop Kiwi Farms hashtag campaign was started by Keffals. But as we now know, the true force behind it, the one that actually did all of the "hard work" in the background, was Liz Fong-Jones. But old Lukey boy was the figurehead for sure.
The only thing I’ll give him credit for is causing Dong to seethe.
Rewrite his past? Hard to say. He has no idea what the fuck to do with his life and this is something he did on a whim, I think.

His content is super schizophrenic, a Chris Chan interview, lolcow stuff, politics, he tried playing videogames too. I think he has this idea that he is an Internet personality (hence the "I want to build a community" bit he shared) and needs to do Internet stuff but he doesn't have the charisma nor puts in the effort.

I'm pretty sure if you asked him to explain what his brand is about he'd have no idea what to tell you.
Also tied to trooning out. A lot of troons are narcissists. As such, they believe themselves to be fascinating, just because it’s them.
 
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