Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

How it started
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How it's going
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
Potbelly, hunch, greasy ass hair and disproportionate legs. How the fuck does anyone find this attractive. Not even a wild moose in the Alaskan tundra would bother with this in the winter.
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The reason that this creature still dwells upon this mortal plane is because even satan and his demons does not wish for it to exist in his realm.
 
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Fried-Rice12 said:
The reason that this creature still dwells upon this mortal plane is because even satan and his demons does not wish for it to exist in his realm.
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I belive it. I really think satan is down there thinking to himself. Yeah nah thats not my problem. Just stay up there. I have steven segal's movie career down here already.
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
This forum has been under attack for months in an attempt to get it to shut down. DDoS attacks. ISPs dropping us or blackholing us. Media smear campaigns. And we're still here. We're still on the clearnet. There's still an active user base.

Meanwhile Luke's wiki and forum didn't even last a week, and all that happened was some dudes spamming "nigger" on there a whole bunch.

Kiwi Farms always wins, bitches.
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There is a big difference, Null is a good developer, whereas Luke is a grifter. He's probably gonna start a new Kickstarter to beg for mo money since the evil kiwis hacked his delusions err "gender affirming wiki".
 
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Something Awful said:
Those are your delusions, child. That is the normal appearance of a woman with big boobs in a baggy shirt.

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They just can't take a single loss, can't they.

He could've said "Yeah I looked like garbage back then but that was because I was really stressed due to muh nazis" or some shit but he isn't witty or creative enough to come up with something like that. He can only cope.

You'd think that, given the fact that he has been raised by the Internet, he'd have at least a shred of funny banter to dish out.
 
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skunt said:
Why does luke keep saying Ireland when he's living in Belfast?

Also, he can't find drugs? Really? Either he's not trying or he's too much of a pussy to leave the house. There are drugs everywhere, clown.
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Remember, NI. He's scared of getting stomped or worse.
 
Something Awful said:
Those are your delusions, child. That is the normal appearance of a woman with big boobs in a baggy shirt.

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Captain Ahab said:
Got that Large Marge build. My compliments to the scalpel artiste that created this chef d’œuvre of femininity.
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The worst part about seeing this posture is that only Luke will say that this is what a woman with real boobs will look like, while in the process demeaning and belittling actual women with boobs.

As insane as this is, I’m certain more women will continue to get plastic surgery or reduce their boons because of the amount of people like Luke continuing to say this.
 
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