Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[topshrek]

Hilarious comment by Ken in response to Jack’s incoherent boomer rant on his student loan post. Fatass’s response is incredible “It not tiktok it news”

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Why the fuck did this fat mongoloid even bring up student loans if his boomerbrain really meant to post about the border? He doesn't even mention Texas or illegals and yet we're just supposed to assume that by bitching about MUH MILLENNIAL STUDENT LOANS, he's actually complaining about Mexicans? Jack really is operating on less than 1/4 of a brain at this point

 

[topshrek]

In true fat retard fashion, Jack enjoys a light snack of 1lb of barely cooked beef and a whole block of cheese cut into cubes. I don't need to count calories to lose weight, okay MOM?!

I'm no expert grillmaster, but to me that steak doesn't even look rare. Way too much unrendered fat and connective tissue on some of those pieces. But it wouldn't be a proper Jackmeal without him consuming raw flesh and contracting some form of deadly bacteria/parasite

 

[Dead Air]

Unless the picture is skewed that is a ton of cheese. How does this man shit? Actually, I don't want to think about that.

 

[Whaler]

Unless the picture is skewed that is a ton of cheese. How does this man shit? Actually, I don't want to think about that.

Probably with a thunderous bellow followed by him telling Tammy that the toilet suddenly broke again or got clogged and she needs to fix it.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

In true fat retard fashion, Jack enjoys a light snack of 1lb of barely cooked beef and a whole block of cheese cut into cubes. I don't need to count calories to lose weight, okay MOM?!

I'm no expert grillmaster, but to me that steak doesn't even look rare. Way too much unrendered fat and connective tissue on some of those pieces. But it wouldn't be a proper Jackmeal without him consuming raw flesh and contracting some form of deadly bacteria/parasite

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Ahhh, isn't that sweet ... his gud meat and gud cheese is all nice and cut up for him. When Jagoff's done cramming those cubes down his throat, maybe it'll be time to get help cutting the fingernails on his gud hand, otherwise ... how??

 

[semitooth]

In true fat retard fashion, Jack enjoys a light snack of 1lb of barely cooked beef and a whole block of cheese cut into cubes. I don't need to count calories to lose weight, okay MOM?!

I'm no expert grillmaster, but to me that steak doesn't even look rare. Way too much unrendered fat and connective tissue on some of those pieces. But it wouldn't be a proper Jackmeal without him consuming raw flesh and contracting some form of deadly bacteria/parasite

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how bleak

 

[p1138]

In true fat retard fashion, Jack enjoys a light snack of 1lb of barely cooked beef and a whole block of cheese cut into cubes. I don't need to count calories to lose weight, okay MOM?!

I'm no expert grillmaster, but to me that steak doesn't even look rare. Way too much unrendered fat and connective tissue on some of those pieces. But it wouldn't be a proper Jackmeal without him consuming raw flesh and contracting some form of deadly bacteria/parasite

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That's definitely not cooked meat. It was barely browned on the outside in a pan and cut up. Look at the piece the fork is sitting on top of, there's nothing cooked about that at all. Fucking disgusting.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack once again tries to cook a chuck roast like a steak, two ways. He takes 30 seconds on camera to chew the soo veed piece. He mercifully put a cut in the grilled piece chewing footage. YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER LEARN TO COOK CHUCK ITS NOT A STEAK CUT. (also lol at salt-bombing his steaks with seesunin).

 

[AnOminous]

He mercifully put a cut in the grilled piece chewing footage. YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER LEARN TO COOK CHUCK ITS NOT A STEAK CUT.

He also did it at 120 which is kind of danger zone shit. You could probably get a decent result with 140 for 24 hours. Some people like doing chuck like a steak. As for me, I almost always do a roast with it, or have them grind it for a great lean hamburger.

 

[Tiresome]

He also did it at 120 which is kind of danger zone shit. You could probably get a decent result with 140 for 24 hours. Some people like doing chuck like a steak. As for me, I almost always do a roast with it, or have them grind it for a great lean hamburger.

You're not supposed to sous vide anything, let alone raw meat, under 130. I can't believe the fat faggot actually managed to undercook something using one of the safest cooking techniques possible for people who like rare protein.

 

[lindsayfan]

straight from the urn

chef jacque sez: be sure to dump a couple grainy, gritty pounds of grandma's ashes atop your chuck roast before you float it in a BPA-rich walmart storage tub of lukewarm water for 18 hours

if you can still see flesh, it's not seasoned enough. you want a complete snowdrift-- a silver sand dune of sparkling ashes where that gud meat useta be.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

In true fat retard fashion, Jack enjoys a light snack of 1lb of barely cooked beef and a whole block of cheese cut into cubes. I don't need to count calories to lose weight, okay MOM?!

I'm no expert grillmaster, but to me that steak doesn't even look rare. Way too much unrendered fat and connective tissue on some of those pieces. But it wouldn't be a proper Jackmeal without him consuming raw flesh and contracting some form of deadly bacteria/parasite

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That's at least 3000 calories right there. Assuming there's at least a pound for each, that's 1800 for the cheese and 1100 for the beef. The cheese is much more calorie-dense than the beef, I could see that alone being at least 2500 calories.

Also, Jack's been hitting the booze again. (Is that why his right side is so pink?)

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

awww, look at bitmoji jack comfortably leaning, maintaining his balance with his weight on one leg while with his right hand he adjusts his shades.

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[Gulls on Film]

In true fat retard fashion, Jack enjoys a light snack of 1lb of barely cooked beef and a whole block of cheese cut into cubes. I don't need to count calories to lose weight, okay MOM?!

I'm no expert grillmaster, but to me that steak doesn't even look rare. Way too much unrendered fat and connective tissue on some of those pieces. But it wouldn't be a proper Jackmeal without him consuming raw flesh and contracting some form of deadly bacteria/parasite

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I don't even think that's steak, I think Tammy is begrudgingly going along with his "diet" by buying the cheapest chuck roasts possible and telling him he has to cook it himself, which creates these abominations. I do have to admit though that eating a piece of meat that is somehow still pink on every side is quite the power move.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack is such a smug fucker.


Didn't they get some COVID windfall PPP or something?


Neither of these loans should have come out nor been forgiven. But I digress, it's more important to impoverish others so Jack feels rich.


People have different opinions on it and the economics speaks towards one way but I won't get into that. Jack legit isn't invested in either as he doesn't work or pay taxes.


He really just wants to see others suffer because he's hateful. Crabs in a box is too kind a term. Bri, if anyone should be forgiven loans is her a medical leave, devolved to care taking the scafatty clan.


While he's incredibly selfish, I think his ego also kicks in he kinda is aware (even if only from reading here) Jr is a failure to launch. (Not a big shock considering his parenting) Jack doesn't like seeing 20 somethings do well because Jack's son and name sake keeps falling behind the curve.


In some fucked up way that's as close as Jack gets to love "dear America throw your kids underneath the bus so my retarded kid looks better"


That kinda disgust and hate being the closest jack has to caring makes me thankful he's too gimped to use his shotgun less he Chris Benoit the family because how could they make it with out him?


Going back to earlier how short he is, friend of mine has been on a few local cable things as his line of work needs lots of seasonal help, he's a bit over 6'4" so quite tall and even in seated segments they will do some tricks to equal out the heights. I'm sure Jack was on a box next to Montel (speaking of he might need a thread if anyone knows about how he loves helping the poor black community by pushing predatory loans and the such, using ironically the same fake Christian nice Jack has but with much more success).


He's really on an angry kick lately I hope with his fake food rant people do the (((them))) because it'll fly right past stroke brain. Nothing social media likes more than anti Semitic spam walls

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Bacteria Steak

This is the classic Jack content I've been craving

 

[p1138]

He also did it at 120 which is kind of danger zone shit. You could probably get a decent result with 140 for 24 hours. Some people like doing chuck like a steak. As for me, I almost always do a roast with it, or have them grind it for a great lean hamburger.

"so we set the temperature to 120 because that is the rare that I like"

THAT'S FUCKING RAW.

This man has a drawer full of meat thermometers, and cooks a fucking chuck roast to 120? No wonder his "lunch" looked like a fucking raw mess. He'd have been better off just doing his half-assed sear as it came out of the fridge than bothering with the fucking sous vide, because he just let bacteria grow for half a day. Even the little "crust" he thinks he put on there... that's not a fucking crust either. He just warmed it a bit. And with the 30+ knife sets he's bought, Tammy can't fucking cut through it for shit because the damned connective tissue and shit isn't cooked. And the fact that he managed to do this with a god damned sous vide... how is he this fucking stupid? ALMOST EVERY DAMNED MEAT THERMOMETER HAS A LITTLE CHART ON IT. I don't even think my fucking sous vide starts at 120.

 

[Begemot]

His stomach must be stretched to the size of his head at this point, there's no other explanation. That is an immense amount of food, and its meat - protein already does an outsized job at making you feel full. Not to mention all the water he'll need to manage to scarf it all down - assuming he wasn't chugging something sugary instead. But atop of that, what even has him so hungry to want a whole goddamned chicken? Presumably he had breakfast, and he's not moving much. I wonder if his absolute butchery of this diet has thrown off his bodies meager balance, and what its trying to get him to actually eat to balance shit out.

I genuinely don't know how he'll even have an appetite for dinner at that point. No way his stomach empties an entire fucking chicken.

Does anyone remember the hunger demon in the first issue of Hellblazer where the fat guy eats everything in an entire restaurant and tried to eat people in the street before dying gracelessly? There might be a lesson or a precursor there...

 

[James done did it]

Man it feels like it's been awhile since we got such good pink meat kino.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Am I Tired Of Meat? - 1/27/24 Livestream

• The answer is no.
• Today is exactly one year since the stroke!
• Jack loves being on a diet that lets him eat his favorite food every day (steak). He claims his nasal mucus is not as thick now and his walking is "more confident". His arm also does not want to curl up as much and hangs down loose now.
• Jack claims he doesn't snack anymore and just eats as much meat as he wants. "I can eat ten chuck roasts if I wanted" He also wants to experiment with something called "meat flour".
• Football talk for a while. Some whining about air fryers and whether or not mustard is carnivore. Some tidbits about the upcoming F As In Frank.
• The chat members are riffing on Jack, pretending to not know what the dehydrator is, saying Jack is a secret vegan, has converted to Islam, etc.
• Jim Scalfani does "product development" for "stores". "He's the best product developer I know."
• "Stupid questions are going to be blocked... 'Is it true that Tammy punched you in the nads'. Ok."
• Jack complains about double standards because Jan. 6th was a big deal but "no one talked about how the Palestinians took over the Capital".
• Jack says on carnivore he only poops every 2-3 days.
• West Texas Investors Club - Jack says he was only crying because the guys were talking to him about his mom who had passed away recently. "The producers kept pushing me to act like I really needed the money."

"FOR THE FOURTEEN-THOUSANDTH TIME, THAT'S NOT A WASHING MACHINE"