Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Drachenlord said:
Do we know which piece of shit Hollywood Jew raped her to cause this? Must have been a brutal one, judging from the results
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I'm starting to think a parent/step-parent/uncle, probably the one driving her to auditions and "managing" her early career, is her molester. There is zero mention of the subject (how her career started) in her shitty book.
 
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Doppelmonger said:
White socks with black pants and shoes, and is that a dinner jacket with a zipper?! 🤢
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There's some darker material that I think is supposed to recall a dinner jacket's lapel facing, but it has a very non-tuxedo collar, and the pocket looks incorrect. I do like how the material drapes over her slim, feminine arm. "Gracile" is the word, I think.
 
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Overly Serious said:
Which cult? One of the well-known ones? This really sucks. I wish she could just get away and take a holiday and meet normal people. But given what she's done to herself physically she's never not going to look weird. Still, seems like the best hope for her is to get out of that environment. She's going to kill herself one day if she doesn't.
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here you go
 
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Overly Serious said:
Which cult? One of the well-known ones?
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Shambhala Buddhism, which is big where she's from in Nova Scotia. She graduated from the private K-12 Buddhist school "Shambhala School" in Halifax.
The Shambhala School is a non-denominational private school in Halifax, Nova Scotia based on Shambhala Buddhist principles. It employs a creative curriculum, integrating both academics and art. It runs from pre-primary through grade 12.

In 1993, some parents of the Halifax Shambhala community, concerned with Nova Scotia's public school system, set out to create a new school which they hoped would create a more caring and nurturing environment for learning. Based upon this conception, the new school began as a private entity.[1]

Although Shambhala School is not a religious school, the school does use eastern/Shambhala meditation techniques every day to encourage learning and expansion of the mind. For younger students (primary - grade 5) this might include movement and awareness activities. For the older grades (grade 6 - 12) this includes 5–10 minutes of simple yoga each morning and 10 minutes of Shambhala sitting meditation every morning and before dismissal. Usually on the morning returning from each major break (i.e., winter and March breaks) the entire upper school participates in an approximately hour-long yoga session followed by sitting meditation.[2]
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This is a really good article on how corrupt and culty Nova Scotia's Shambhala community is (also filled with sex pests). It tends to be rich and upper middle class people who are into it. A girl in my community died in an ATV accident as a teen when I was growing up, her dad was a doctor and I think her family was into it because her obituary was all Buddha Kingdom this, Buddha Kingdom that.
Many in the room in Halifax had uprooted their lives to live close to Trungpa, to work in his centres or transcribe his teachings. Some had pledged him their present and future lives through the ritual bonds central to Tantric religion. However they’d come, and for whatever reason they’d stayed, they were the core of what would become Shambhala International, a thriving network of more than 200 meditation centres and retreat destinations in dozens of countries. Headquartered in Nova Scotia, the organization’s motto is “Making Enlightened Society Possible.”
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Trungpa’s organization grew in tandem with this popular interest. But his own reputation was built on the idea of enlightened chaos. He introduced his recruits to “crazy wisdom,” the practice of using bizarre and sometimes abusive methods to jolt devotees into higher states of being. In a series of 1983 sermons, he compared the attainment of spiritual wisdom to the act of rape. His butler recounted, in a memoir, Trungpa torturing a dog as a metaphor for how the unenlightened should be taught the uncompromising truths of Buddhism.
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https://thewalrus.ca/survivors-of-an-international-buddhist-cult-share-their-stories/
 
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Phenomena said:
The new one from Instagram. Manly dood king with platform shoes and uncanny valley makeup.
I wonder if she climbed on a counter herself or the cameraman lifted her there.
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That expression and gesture tho. I see weariness, nausea, sadness, awkwardness, contempt. It's like she's imitating the gesture models use in heroin chic style lookbooks. Her eyes say "I'm dead on the inside."
 
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Thursday said:
The more I see her the sadder and more desperate for validation she looks.

I can't even make fun of this one, it's just tragic to watch people celebrate and validate a clearly mentally unwell woman's downfall.
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It's like those videos of those trannies that are smiling while they whine about being transgender.
They don't care about being transgender. They just want control over something.
 
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FedPostalService said:
It’s just like the story of Pinocchio, except Pinocchio doesn’t become a real boy and inevitably hangs himself.
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Pinocchio's nose grew by itself, at least. He *would* have hung himself if helpful Dr. Wokely had stripped the skin off one of his little arms and stitched it to his face while feeding him hormones to wreck his little body forever.

Jiminy Cricket, meanwhile, would have been sealed in a jar and sent to the recycling center for saying fascist things like, "A conscience is that still small voice people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today."
 
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Apustajan apustaja said:
We should introduce smaller beercans for pooners grilling with the boys!
I used to buy 1l (36oz) beer cans because they make you look ridiculously small, have three and a joint and you and your friends turn to hobbits, it's fun.
Maybe Bud Light could make something like 200ml (7oz) cans for our manly doods?
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A lot of Mexican beers produce 7oz bottles in the states. They're popular for beeritas(a margarita w/beer stuck in the top).

Perfect for a dood hanging with the Bois!
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Bookwork said:
Pinocchio's nose grew by itself, at least. He *would* have hung himself if helpful Dr. Wokely had stripped the skin off one of his little arms and stitched it to his face while feeding him hormones to wreck his little body forever.

Jiminy Cricket, meanwhile, would have been sealed in a jar and sent to the recycling center for saying fascist things like, "A conscience is that still small voice people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today."
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Jiminy'd be your new food source.
 
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Overly Serious said:
I don't really follow this thread but noticed it at the top of the forum. And I have to ask looking at that picture, does she not have friends or family who are there for her? She looks so sickly and so unhappy in every picture I see of her. Is there nobody who will step in and take her away from the fashion photographers for a little while, give her some decent hot food and for fuck sake just let her do something she enjoys - chill and read books, cook, play video games, whatever. I get a really horrible feeling of isolation every time I look at her. Family? Friends?
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I remember last year she was crying to reporters about her dad liking tweets that were making fun of her for being a pooner
 
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Got recommended a "look how stunning and brave Elliot Page is" video on Facebook where most of the commenters are just not having it

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I particularly dig how snarky this comment section gets at times, especially toward the top. Much better than just hundreds of men lamenting Ellen no longer being fuckable.
 
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