DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Meant to share this from yesterday’s Tekken 8 stream. Finally DSP is rewarded for his efforts as a pro fighting game player.

And had the facial expression to match.

 

[Book Thief]

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Meant to share this from yesterday’s Tekken 8 stream. Finally DSP is rewarded for his efforts as a pro fighting game player.

I can't believe Tekken 8 is a confirmed detractor.

 

[Fapcop]

It’d be pretty hilarious if a genuine Argentinian fan heard his plight yesterday, and decided to help out poor king suffering Phil by scraping up his pesos and buying ten memberships.

Only to be met by an Angry Phil scolding him, and telling him to F off before moving in with the ol’ lean ban.

EDIT: Btw, prepare for hardcore Tekken 8 salt. I took a rare look at the DSP subreddit, and apparently Phil’s Tekken ID has been leaked/shared on there and on Twitter.

So a bunch of trolls and former FGC doods can look him up in the Tekken game and play specifically against him.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Why does he feel the need to be an asshole in every medium? You can just say “no thank you.” But this dude always has to put “lol” to be condescending.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Holy shit what a fucking rant he just went on about like a dragon and his life

 

[Fapcop]

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Why does he feel the need to be an asshole in every medium? You can just say “no thank you.” But this dude always has to put “lol” to be condescending.

Weird! Almost as if he’s a real piece of shit or something??!

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

HE'S FUCKING LOST IT LMAO

 

[Kane lives in death]

Im overflowing with positivity DOOD.
I love when he says the world would be better if the detractors were finger snapped because they add nothing to the planet, they are a blight on the planet (his words).

Very genocidal chill podcasting.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Someone didn't get his pulls.

 

[blahblahblah678]

It's not a fact Dave. It's a fucking opinion.

 

[Vesce]

HE'S FUCKING LOST IT LMAO

this is an all-timer prestream

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Holy shit Phil
Man, the fact that EVERYONE is clowning on him, even his own chat, is really causing him to crack. Been a while since he had a proper melty like this, i'm surprised he didn't purge everyone who even obliquely joked about it

 

[DeeTracktor]

Only Phil could tell his viewers to eat shit from his ass then do a promo to become a member of his channel a few minutes later

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's not a fact Dave. It's a fucking opinion.

It's not even an opinion, it's just Dave's crazy narcissism.

I guess the Yakuza story is that a content creator showed misleading content that some guys are doing criminal activity. With Dave, it's people reposting his own content showing that he sucks at games and streaming, which has only enabled him to grow in popularity and money (which I know Dave will never believe).

I don't even understand how these are parallels.

 

[shekelshoah666]

We went from the start of the first pre stream yesterday where he was super pumped for 2 new releases to him raging super hard over dumb shit he said about Yakuza and he is already butthurt as fuck playing T8. Might be a top 5 rage moment on this prestream tbh he went off pretty hard.

Those WWE pulls must have been brutal.

 

[RX-0 Unicorn]

I haven't laughed as hard as I did when he had that meltdown, god damn he sure knows how to do a chill podcast.

 

[Cherry Dude]

Only January and we already have a strong contestant for melty of the year from DSP. Holy fuck he was completely unhinged.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

He went full on turbo-schizo nigger today, holy shit. That rant was goutbaby rage at its peak.

 

[myone]

Man, the fact that EVERYONE is clowning on him, even his own chat

It's zero surprising, but it's real funny that Phil, at his age, is still incapable of being the butt of the joke even for ONE second. Any other streamer would allow their chat to razz him a little bit, maybe join in on the fun, get roasted a bit for their horrible take. But not DSP, he can't do any of that, he did everything correct, nothing wrong, etc. Even if you gave him hundreds of dollars: FUCK YOU BITCH!

It's the eternal struggle between money and ego for him, ego got the upper hand once again.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Reason #637 Phil is an autistic man-child:

“Dude, look at this demon guy. He’s shooting a laser from his forehead and destroying satellites. It’s still broadcasting and he’s looking directly at the camera. Thats some dragon ball z shit, it’s totally unrealistic.”

Say it isn’t so, Phil.