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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%

  • Total voters
    94
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Josh Potter at it again, he can't keep getting away with it.
 
Seethan Ralph starts his day with sperging at Wings, sunglasses covered with dandruff and/or jizz?
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Faggot is trying to use his Cancun picture to OWN DA HATAZ.
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The lobby for the Cielo Maya- in Cancun.
(Unless they secretly flew back to Cancun? Or there's an exact duplicate for some reason in CDMX.)

Nice try, fat boy. Enjoy your shadowban. YWNBARW.

Also clean yourself, and your disgusting clothes and glasses, piggie.
 
First off, what the fuck is that in Ralph's pig ear? Dirt? Dried skin? Spare Xannax dust for him to lick off of his fingers later on?
Whatever it is, its turned my stomach.
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Nothing says being confident and secure in your own self, than posting all the meals you eat and all the women you're inevitably going to fall out with.

Inside of the skinny, drooping MANLET, is the fat late twenties Ralph that got told to leave by Brianna Wu. He's still self conscious he was a NEET for decades of his life. Pathetic.
 
Ralph has been doubling down on weighing 180lbs lately, I think he's using the Cancun photos because he's been packing the weight back on and is at least 260 at this point.

EDIT: I spoke too soon

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"The sexy girl who saved my life. Today is a good day". God he's such a woman lmao.


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First off, what the fuck is that in Ralph's pig ear? Dirt? Dried skin? Spare Xannax dust for him to lick off of his fingers later on?
Whatever it is, its turned my stomach.
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I'm surprised Pantsuela didn't run the moment she got downwind of him. That kind of funk in his ears is a clear indication that personal hygiene is a very, very, very low priority. Imagine the smell.
 
Ralph has been doubling down on weighing 180lbs lately, I think he's using the Cancun photos because he's been packing the weight back on and is at least 260 at this point.

EDIT: I spoke too soon

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"The sexy girl who saved my life. Today is a good day". God he's such a woman lmao.
Let’s see her prove her love by posting that pic on HER social media. Bonus points if she posts a link to Gunt’s Twitter
 
God he's such a woman lmao.
Grown men - and let's not forget, this man is a father sperm donor - posting attention seeking nonsense online, like a hormonal teen girl on Tumblr, is something that will always irk me. It genuinely disgusts me on a primal level, because normal people just think you're a complete faggot for doing it.
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Cant get Pantsuela in Rochester, but Ralph might need to be reminded that you can get Rosey there. When exactly was the last time Ralph saw either of his kids?
 
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Cursed ralphamale image just dropped. Looking ghostly here.
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Ralph has been doubling down on weighing 180lbs lately, I think he's using the Cancun photos because he's been packing the weight back on and is at least 260 at this point.

EDIT: I spoke too soon

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"The sexy girl who saved my life. Today is a good day". God he's such a woman lmao.


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That woman does not look comfortable being anywhere near Ralph. She is probably telling herself; "The green card will be worth it." Only Ralph will think a Mexican hooker would love him and would want to be with him. Once she gets that green card she will dump his gunted ass fast.
 
Grown men - and let's not forget, this man is a father sperm donor - posting attention seeking nonsense online, like a hormonal teen girl on Tumblr, is something that will always irk me. It genuinely disgusts me on a primal level, because normal people just think you're a complete faggot for doing it.
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Cant get Pantsuela in Rochester, but Ralph might need to be reminded that you can get Rosey there. When exactly was the last time Ralph saw either of his kids?
She had better have had her shots. Also a prescription for Valtrex just to cover all the bases.
 
He really is just cope posting all these pictures over "failing the green line test" infront of his peers... He's already stated that he's proud of simping for this woman. Pick a lane. You can't be the ultra-misogynist and then use your show and twitter to express your undying love and loyalty for a woman you barely know. Andrew Tate would not approve.
 
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