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lol this just confirms he was cope posting when he posted his deformed moobs and was looking for some yaaaslighting from fellow perverts.His surgeon informed him that stretch marks are caused by dry skin and he needs to hydrate. He also hornyposts.
No matter how many times he is proven wrong, Kevin’s belief in magical dysphoria cures continues to guide him. No combination of surgery and training will make him happy, because not only do those things not work super well, he is incapable of the work and dedication it takes to get a decent result. I also suspect that focusing on the masculinity/femininity of one’s voice for hours a week would drive any troon crazy, which is another reason so many of them quit after a few lessons.
Most people who lose weight are motivated by a future of being healthier and/or more attractive. Kevin will never be healthy or attractive and for sure doesn’t have the willpower and determination to eat right and exercise without one of those motivations. Even if it was as easy for him as it is for someone who hasn’t taken a wrecking ball to their endocrine system, he would still never lose weight/gain muscle.He can't even maintain his lifelong sexual fantasy of being a pornographic stereotype of a woman by shoving a plastic tube to keep his glorified scar tissue unsealed. There's no way his caveman brain can comprehend the delayed gratification of exercise.
He's already crippled himself by being castrated. He might not be going for musculature, but the complete inability to produce testosterone, which both is vital for muscle growth, fat loss, and is something women produce in small quantities, turns any weight loss into a sysiphean ordeal. Everything about his lifestyle works against him. Excessive masturbation is said to affect exercise effectiveness, he cannot strain himself because of his unhealing neovagina, and he definitely lacks the discipline to plan any routine or diet. The only time he'll lose weight is when his gimp caretaker's weekly burrito night gives him a full bowel cleaning.
I agree that it’s the Zelda triforce, though I don’t recall ever seeing it with circles like that. The weird thing is how big it is, I would consider it a cute tattoo if it was like a couple inches wide (it’s simple enough to easily be done that small), but instead he covered a third of his upper back with it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a design this basic done so large. Usually when people get tattoos that big, they are either meaningful or look really cool/pretty. It would also be cheaper if it were small.What even is that supposed to be?
Good to see the trend from "AGP is a MYTH" to "AGP is extremely rare" to "AGP is HECKIN VALID and NORMAL" has infiltrated Kevryn's mind too. The sooner they all come out and proclaim it the sooner the TWAW argument falls apart. Nice work Kevvie.“Fag”
I've never seen one with the circles either, but each of the colours is connected with a goddess, which is probably what he wants to emphasise.I agree that it’s the Zelda triforce, though I don’t recall ever seeing it with circles like that.
The voice feminization surgery is something I'd actually like to see from Kevin rather than his moob implants and surgically bored hole. Hearing Kevin's Buffalo Bill voice is always a treat, so an excuse for him to post it more wouldn't go unappreciated. The best part is that voice feminization surgery doesn't work. The comparison afterwards just sounds like the same person trying to speak normally after having spent the last hour screaming. I guess that's every transgender surgeries, though. Big promises, high hopes, and hilariously bad results."I'm gonna have a voice that doesn't make me dysphoric finally"
Does Kevkev not realize it's voice TRAINING, as in, you have to put in a lot of effort and it's not the same as going under the knife for a few hours? I'm surprised he isn't aiming for voice feminization surgery, actually. It's probably not covered by insurance.,
Newfags can't triforce.Neck's eunuch hunch coming along nicely. It's Keffalsy smooth.
I wanna know what the surgery actually entails, I wonder if they jam a kazoo in your layrnx or somethinThe voice feminization surgery is something I'd actually like to see from Kevin rather than his moob implants and surgically bored hole. Hearing Kevin's Buffalo Bill voice is always a treat, so an excuse for him to post it more wouldn't go unappreciated. The best part is that voice feminization surgery doesn't work. The comparison afterwards just sounds like the same person trying to speak normally after having spent the last hour screaming. I guess that's every transgender surgeries, though. Big promises, high hopes, and hilariously bad results.
Dumb thing is, voice training, which he seems to mention rather than surgery, is the one thing he could do on his own. I'm not about to look it up, I don't need to, to know there's a billion troon guides and free troon youtubers telling him how to do it.The voice feminization surgery is something I'd actually like to see from Kevin rather than his moob implants and surgically bored hole. Hearing Kevin's Buffalo Bill voice is always a treat, so an excuse for him to post it more wouldn't go unappreciated. The best part is that voice feminization surgery doesn't work. The comparison afterwards just sounds like the same person trying to speak normally after having spent the last hour screaming. I guess that's every transgender surgeries, though. Big promises, high hopes, and hilariously bad results.
Vocal Feminization Surgery is one of the rarer and less commonly discussed surgeries, I think because the results are so obviously lackluster and unlike bottom surgery they can’t lie about their results. There’s no way to pretend their vocal cords are just like a cis woman’s, people would be able to call them on their bullshit before they even finished the sentence. I did a post about it in the GRS thread a couple years ago, including a couple surgery videos, so I’ll quote that below.I wanna know what the surgery actually entails, I wonder if they jam a kazoo in your layrnx or somethin
I haven't seen any talk in this thread about Vocal Feminization Surgery (VFS), which refers to a number of experimental surgeries meant to "feminize" the voices of trans women. Usually it just makes the voice higher pitched, and anything in that area is high risk so as of now it's not a popular choice. Of course, there are always troons desperate for another surgery because this is gonna be the one that makes them pass.
The difference is rarely noticeable, except when it causes a sort of permanent falsetto. There is very little info out there about the complications, but they can't be good, my impression is that it usually goes fine but there is always a small chance of absolute disaster because it's the goddamn throat. Like every other trans surgery, recovery instructions are varied, spanning from 10 days of silence to 6 weeks. Also you still have to voice train after lol.
Voice doctor websites with good examples:
Surgery videosFeminization laryngoplasty | voicedoctor.net
www.voicedoctor.net
I love that society has evolved to the point where it sees procedures like this done on yappy dogs as inhumane, and life saving on troons. Society really would be better if every time one of these abominations spoke they paid for it in searing pain. What a time to be alive.The two techniques I’ve seen are a) partially sewing up the vocal folds and b) burning them to achieve a similar effect.
Jesus fuck.Real before/after photo, I wouldn’t consider it graphic but some people are sensitive about surgical photos so I spoilered it:
Holy shit if I saw Penis come into my lease to fix my work order I would change my fucking locks immediately.My theory is that his “job” is as handyman repair guy when tenants report problems, or making over rentals as they acquire new ones or as needed. Hence the sudden acquisition of all those contractor grade tools just before they moved out of the Tranch.
Another fun fact about this surgery is that it prevents you from yelling or talking loudly, so you can't call for help if you're in danger or shout over a crowd.I'm surprised he isn't aiming for voice feminization surgery, actually.
Another fun fact about this surgery is that it prevents you from yelling or talking loudly, so you can't call for help if you're in danger or shout over a crowd.
I hope Kevvie doesn't get it. I want him to autistically squeal with joy over his toys.
His cats, even his favourites, are matted, badly fed, and the litter boxes are never cleaned, which will often result in urinary tract infections.Aside, reading through Kevin’s breast augmentation adventures; I don’t like him as a person, but I really admire that aside from a few small meltdowns and hiccups he hasn’t let the laser eye of the farms change him. I truly think he is the ultimate funny lolcow. Nobody messes with him, nobody needs to mess with him, and he does not shrivel under the terven gaze. He isn’t a pedo, he’s only killed animals by accident instead of for zoosadism, and he hasn’t fucked his mom. He’s just really fucking funny to watch.