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What even is that supposed to be?
I think it's meant to be Triforce from the Legend of Zelda, each triangle corresponds with like a deity or something and they are colored blue, red and green.
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(From Ocarina of Time, the N64 game, those form the Triforce)
 
His surgeon informed him that stretch marks are caused by dry skin and he needs to hydrate. He also hornyposts.
lol this just confirms he was cope posting when he posted his deformed moobs and was looking for some yaaaslighting from fellow perverts.

Good luck with drinking water to try and improve the situation, but I bet Kevin's even too lazy for that.
 
On the way home from the gyno, Kevin got a call from the voice training people. “today has been so Gender”, he concludes (yes, it has, indeed).
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No matter how many times he is proven wrong, Kevin’s belief in magical dysphoria cures continues to guide him. No combination of surgery and training will make him happy, because not only do those things not work super well, he is incapable of the work and dedication it takes to get a decent result. I also suspect that focusing on the masculinity/femininity of one’s voice for hours a week would drive any troon crazy, which is another reason so many of them quit after a few lessons.

He can't even maintain his lifelong sexual fantasy of being a pornographic stereotype of a woman by shoving a plastic tube to keep his glorified scar tissue unsealed. There's no way his caveman brain can comprehend the delayed gratification of exercise.

He's already crippled himself by being castrated. He might not be going for musculature, but the complete inability to produce testosterone, which both is vital for muscle growth, fat loss, and is something women produce in small quantities, turns any weight loss into a sysiphean ordeal. Everything about his lifestyle works against him. Excessive masturbation is said to affect exercise effectiveness, he cannot strain himself because of his unhealing neovagina, and he definitely lacks the discipline to plan any routine or diet. The only time he'll lose weight is when his gimp caretaker's weekly burrito night gives him a full bowel cleaning.
Most people who lose weight are motivated by a future of being healthier and/or more attractive. Kevin will never be healthy or attractive and for sure doesn’t have the willpower and determination to eat right and exercise without one of those motivations. Even if it was as easy for him as it is for someone who hasn’t taken a wrecking ball to their endocrine system, he would still never lose weight/gain muscle.

What even is that supposed to be?
I agree that it’s the Zelda triforce, though I don’t recall ever seeing it with circles like that. The weird thing is how big it is, I would consider it a cute tattoo if it was like a couple inches wide (it’s simple enough to easily be done that small), but instead he covered a third of his upper back with it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a design this basic done so large. Usually when people get tattoos that big, they are either meaningful or look really cool/pretty. It would also be cheaper if it were small.
 
"I'm gonna have a voice that doesn't make me dysphoric finally"
Does Kevkev not realize it's voice TRAINING, as in, you have to put in a lot of effort and it's not the same as going under the knife for a few hours? I'm surprised he isn't aiming for voice feminization surgery, actually. It's probably not covered by insurance.,
The voice feminization surgery is something I'd actually like to see from Kevin rather than his moob implants and surgically bored hole. Hearing Kevin's Buffalo Bill voice is always a treat, so an excuse for him to post it more wouldn't go unappreciated. The best part is that voice feminization surgery doesn't work. The comparison afterwards just sounds like the same person trying to speak normally after having spent the last hour screaming. I guess that's every transgender surgeries, though. Big promises, high hopes, and hilariously bad results.
 
The voice feminization surgery is something I'd actually like to see from Kevin rather than his moob implants and surgically bored hole. Hearing Kevin's Buffalo Bill voice is always a treat, so an excuse for him to post it more wouldn't go unappreciated. The best part is that voice feminization surgery doesn't work. The comparison afterwards just sounds like the same person trying to speak normally after having spent the last hour screaming. I guess that's every transgender surgeries, though. Big promises, high hopes, and hilariously bad results.
I wanna know what the surgery actually entails, I wonder if they jam a kazoo in your layrnx or somethin
 
The voice feminization surgery is something I'd actually like to see from Kevin rather than his moob implants and surgically bored hole. Hearing Kevin's Buffalo Bill voice is always a treat, so an excuse for him to post it more wouldn't go unappreciated. The best part is that voice feminization surgery doesn't work. The comparison afterwards just sounds like the same person trying to speak normally after having spent the last hour screaming. I guess that's every transgender surgeries, though. Big promises, high hopes, and hilariously bad results.
Dumb thing is, voice training, which he seems to mention rather than surgery, is the one thing he could do on his own. I'm not about to look it up, I don't need to, to know there's a billion troon guides and free troon youtubers telling him how to do it.
He wants to get served it on a plate to either satiate his feminisation fantasy, or to excuse not doing any actual work on it outside of the half hour sessions they might eventually prescribe a few of.
I mean fuck, are there actual therapy sessions for that? Or is he really talking about vocal cord surgery? Way his surgery's have gone prior, I can only imagine how badly he will be fucked off this very delicate procedure that has even mroe fuck ups than the usual troon washout surgeries.
 
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I wanna know what the surgery actually entails, I wonder if they jam a kazoo in your layrnx or somethin
Vocal Feminization Surgery is one of the rarer and less commonly discussed surgeries, I think because the results are so obviously lackluster and unlike bottom surgery they can’t lie about their results. There’s no way to pretend their vocal cords are just like a cis woman’s, people would be able to call them on their bullshit before they even finished the sentence. I did a post about it in the GRS thread a couple years ago, including a couple surgery videos, so I’ll quote that below.

The two techniques I’ve seen are a) partially sewing up the vocal folds and b) burning them to achieve a similar effect. I think it’s supposed to work by removing the ability to speak in deeper tones of voice, sort of like if you took all the lower pitched keys off a piano. They are then forced to speak in a higher pitch, theoretically making them sound less masculine. The problem is that pitch is not the only difference between male and female voices, just like you can’t slap breast implants on a male chest and suddenly make it look female. It seems like for some people VFS makes voice training easier and perhaps a bit more effective, but the results simply aren’t worth the risk of a neck surgery, even for troons.

The desired effect:
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Real before/after photo, I wouldn’t consider it graphic but some people are sensitive about surgical photos so I spoilered it:
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I haven't seen any talk in this thread about Vocal Feminization Surgery (VFS), which refers to a number of experimental surgeries meant to "feminize" the voices of trans women. Usually it just makes the voice higher pitched, and anything in that area is high risk so as of now it's not a popular choice. Of course, there are always troons desperate for another surgery because this is gonna be the one that makes them pass.

The difference is rarely noticeable, except when it causes a sort of permanent falsetto. There is very little info out there about the complications, but they can't be good, my impression is that it usually goes fine but there is always a small chance of absolute disaster because it's the goddamn throat. Like every other trans surgery, recovery instructions are varied, spanning from 10 days of silence to 6 weeks. Also you still have to voice train after lol.


Voice doctor websites with good examples:
Surgery videos
 
The two techniques I’ve seen are a) partially sewing up the vocal folds and b) burning them to achieve a similar effect.
I love that society has evolved to the point where it sees procedures like this done on yappy dogs as inhumane, and life saving on troons. Society really would be better if every time one of these abominations spoke they paid for it in searing pain. What a time to be alive.
 
Real before/after photo, I wouldn’t consider it graphic but some people are sensitive about surgical photos so I spoilered it:
Jesus fuck.
As well as the chance of permanent fuckup, you’ve just made yourself into a difficult to intubate patient. If you ever have to go under general anaesthetic again (a certainty in Kevin’s case), the outcome could be anything from tearing and bleeding of the stitched tissue, to failure to ventilate and fucking dying on the table.
 
My theory is that his “job” is as handyman repair guy when tenants report problems, or making over rentals as they acquire new ones or as needed. Hence the sudden acquisition of all those contractor grade tools just before they moved out of the Tranch.
Holy shit if I saw Penis come into my lease to fix my work order I would change my fucking locks immediately.

Aside, reading through Kevin’s breast augmentation adventures; I don’t like him as a person, but I really admire that aside from a few small meltdowns and hiccups he hasn’t let the laser eye of the farms change him. I truly think he is the ultimate funny lolcow. Nobody messes with him, nobody needs to mess with him, and he does not shrivel under the terven gaze. He isn’t a pedo, he’s only killed animals by accident instead of for zoosadism, and he hasn’t fucked his mom. He’s just really fucking funny to watch.
 
Hah. Kevin needs to put the lotion on his skin.

Sorry, I had to.

But seriously, Kevryn, those moobs are fucked. No amount of external moisturizer is going to make up for his terrible diet and hygiene; how dry WERE those things that the skin is splitting?

Nah, I think that the surgeon fucked up and swelling/too big of implants has given him some permanent striping on that right one. I'd say "at least it's not infected" or "at least it's not being rejected" since a doctor just looked at that diseased teat, but another lesson learned from Botched is that surgeons ignore those kinds of things all the time.

Lefty looks like it's rock hard and too high - I think that's why he's raising his arm - to make the high placement look less weird.
 
I'm surprised he isn't aiming for voice feminization surgery, actually.
Another fun fact about this surgery is that it prevents you from yelling or talking loudly, so you can't call for help if you're in danger or shout over a crowd.
I hope Kevvie doesn't get it. I want him to autistically squeal with joy over his toys.
 
Aside, reading through Kevin’s breast augmentation adventures; I don’t like him as a person, but I really admire that aside from a few small meltdowns and hiccups he hasn’t let the laser eye of the farms change him. I truly think he is the ultimate funny lolcow. Nobody messes with him, nobody needs to mess with him, and he does not shrivel under the terven gaze. He isn’t a pedo, he’s only killed animals by accident instead of for zoosadism, and he hasn’t fucked his mom. He’s just really fucking funny to watch.
His cats, even his favourites, are matted, badly fed, and the litter boxes are never cleaned, which will often result in urinary tract infections.

Also, Kevin is exactly like every other cow: he has a severe case of npd. If people stopped paying attention- even critical ones like ourselves- that is the worst possible thing that could ever happen to him. It's not resilience or determination; it's a parasitical personality disorder. You could compare him to the parasite males of anglerfish, except that those parasite males are capable of providing semen.

Also, some years back Kevin and his 'polycule' publicly beat the absolute shit out of a lone woman because she was peacefully protesting a troon mob.

Kevin is also a proud and cancerous groomer. He has absolutely been highly inappropriate around children, teenagers and vulnerable adults.

Kevin is absolute scum. The only things that stops him from racking up an actual body count are his drug abuse, raging laziness, and the fact that his multiple surgical mutilations have made it extremely difficult for him to walk at length or speed.
 
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