Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
I'm fairly sure that wet dreams are effected by testosterone levels so admitting you've never had one is basically just outing yourself as a low T faggot for life
Either that or cope. I don't believe, through the entirety of his teenage years, Nick never woke up with a wet spot in his pants. It happens, it's weird to say it hasn't.
 
ima need a source on this too as much as Nick is a faggot atm I've never heard him yell at his kids.
I don't remember when it happened, I remember a bunch of people bringing it up a while back but I was pretty much done trying to watch his streams at that point.

As for the "Men's Meeting" he's been doing it for years, it's a church/town social gathering the Kayla's dad has Nick got to with him, I believe it's just for the older generation of men to impart their wisdom on the younger and just build community connections or relations. I can't promise that's 100% correct bc the last time he explained it was like 3 or 4 years ago.
 
As for the "Men's Meeting" he's been doing it for years, it's a church/town social gathering the Kayla's dad has Nick got to with him, I believe it's just for the older generation of men to impart their wisdom on the younger and just build community connections or relations. I can't promise that's 100% correct bc the last time he explained it was like 3 or 4 years ago.
So the Masons but without all the cool stuff and cheap booze?
 
I don't remember when it happened, I remember a bunch of people bringing it up a while back but I was pretty much done trying to watch his streams at that point.

As for the "Men's Meeting" he's been doing it for years, it's a church/town social gathering the Kayla's dad has Nick got to with him, I believe it's just for the older generation of men to impart their wisdom on the younger and just build community connections or relations. I can't promise that's 100% correct bc the last time he explained it was like 3 or 4 years ago.
I mean the meeting itself doesn't sound bad, just that, what wisdom is there for Nick to impart? How to destroy your life and liver with cheap Whiskey?
 
Everyone's noticing his skin is getting paler..could it be a precursor to jaundice?
He just desaturated the color on his stream because he's big mad about everyone noticing his gigantic Jew honker has turned red like a clown nose from all the boozing.
ima need a source on this too as much as Nick is a faggot atm I've never heard him yell at his kids.
I'm not sure if Elissa got it but she came in after waking up from a nightmare and he screamed at her.
 
I mean the meeting itself doesn't sound bad, just that, what wisdom is there for Nick to impart? How to destroy your life and liver with cheap Whiskey?
I would say this meeting could have been centered on him being a problem for his family and not a solid foundation but then he'd have bitched about Scandinavians or how there are no real men around or something like that so probably not .
 
I mean the meeting itself doesn't sound bad, just that, what wisdom is there for Nick to impart? How to destroy your life and liver with cheap Whiskey?
If they're smart, it'll be by example. During my big depression of 2023, seeing nick kicked me out of my drinking when I noticed my hand shook one day.
 
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"My people tell me I am no longer fit to lead tribe, I drink too much Firewater. We have loincloth parties in my Teepee, and all of the tribeswomen say I am best looking chief. I will not be extorted by the evil White Man, Joshua Moon, I hope he makes a million glass beads."
 
Yeah, the last interruption I remember nick basically screamed at them if I remember correctly, so that makes sense to me

What a piece of shit. I have to see this now. I'll go hunting and post if I'm successful.

I’ve searched using every combination of words possible & this is what I’ve been able to come up with -

The source of the yelling at a child incident seems to be this post, & although several people asked for the source, no clip or stream reference was ever given.

You must have missed the stream where he was fucking drunk at 2am and his daughter walked in crying from a nightmare and this absolute narcissistic scumbag actually yelled at her to “NEVER INTERRUPT DAD WHILE HES LIVE ON THE INTERNET” that was the last time I ever watched him live and I’d spit in his eye irl for treating his little girl so selfishly.

This is the most likely the time from where the claim came from:

well dang, Rekieta just facedoxed accidentaly one of his daughters and his chat weirdly went wild, not gonna post picture because it feels weird and the kid did nothing wrong, but I guess its out there now

However, recollections differ on the reason for the interruption & if it was as harsh as drunken yelling.

I was watching during the incident you described. I don't recall him being quite that angry but he definitely told her to just go back to bed and was very unkind.

last I can recall was Like 3 weeks ago august 29/30th. one of his daughters interrupted because she wanted a goodnight hug. I remember being disturbed because he sounded very annoyed/angry. He then cut the camera off to hug her, but then immediately after a different daughter asked for the same thing and he just let her come in camera to hug him, she even stared directly at the webcam. It’s the only reason why I know she’s blonde.

Regardless, this is the last I can find mention of children being seen or heard interrupting a stream with the exception of a post from 10/16/23 saying during a g&g stream the oldest son brought requested snacks while the screen was blacked out.
 
Nicks made Ethan Ralphs levels of cash this month. the only difference is ethan only has himself to feed, instead of 6 dependents.
Ethan has child support payments for two children, multiple liens, owes money to the US government across several tax and loan debts, and seems to be betting on doing a lifelong Walden into the jungles of Belize to get away with it. Nick’s life is a shit show, but by no metric is he (yet) worse off than Gunt.
 
I don't remember when it happened, I remember a bunch of people bringing it up a while back but I was pretty much done trying to watch his streams at that point.

As for the "Men's Meeting" he's been doing it for years, it's a church/town social gathering the Kayla's dad has Nick got to with him, I believe it's just for the older generation of men to impart their wisdom on the younger and just build community connections or relations. I can't promise that's 100% correct bc the last time he explained it was like 3 or 4 years ago.
Is he seventh-day adventist? I’ve never personally been, or heard, of a church meeting on saturday (baptist). Every place is different, I suppose.
 
Church groups meet whenever they please. During the week / saturdays is very common. Saturdays especially for men's groups / breakfast groups.
And lo did jesus say to John "fuck waitng till sunday, i want a denny grand slam for breakfast"
 
Not that I have seen. Sean really seems to have doubled down on streaming on his own channel, while doing the regular panel shows (CFC & LBN). Some correct me if I'm wrong, I know I missed a bit during the holidays.

Sean is covering Ethan Crumbley's mother trial and has Branca on to commentate on the VOD after the day is over.

I mean the meeting itself doesn't sound bad, just that, what wisdom is there for Nick to impart? How to destroy your life and liver with cheap Whiskey?

It is mostly geriatrics (according to Nick) based on his Scandinavian Prude rant. The church suggested he go, and he said they did not understand his life.
 
Ethan has child support payments for two children, multiple liens, owes money to the US government across several tax and loan debts, and seems to be betting on doing a lifelong Walden into the jungles of Belize to get away with it. Nick’s life is a shit show, but by no metric is he (yet) worse off than Gunt.
The issue is that Nick's expenses are dramatically greater than Ralph's but it is increasingly unclear whether his income is that much greater than Ralph's.

Rekieta grossed something like $80, 85k in YouTube super chats in 2023, give or take a few thousand.

YouTube takes at least 30%, Youtube+Apple take a total of around 50% for iOS super chats IIRC. The take home on that would be something around $55k or less depending on what percentage of his fanbase is donating on iOS.

To put this in perspective, Rekieta said at the start of March 2023 that he was "well over $40,000 into" his lawsuit with Monty. That's barely two months into 2023. At that pace, it seems quite likely that Nick paid Randazza more in 2023 than YouTube paid Rekieta over the same time period.

We don't really have a good insight into how much he has made or is continuing to make off his Locals subs and Rumble contract but he appears desperate for Rumble to appear with a dump truck of cash. Nick's good behavior act for January is almost as pathetic as Ralph begging to be a replacement Lolcow on Keemstar's Lolcow Live. Now wait a second. Maybe Nick can replace Boogie on there and it can be Ralph, Nick, and Keem? Just a thought. I'd watch that.
 
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