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Fatrick is one of the reasons for things like clear disclaimers before dragons den.I think torswats being arrested will fuel his delusion about a final solution to the slatker problem now.
It's like a psycho watching John Lennon or Jodie foster blink on TV, they think it's a sign of acknowledgement of their retarded delusions.
Autistic people tend to get lighter sentences and may not even end up in prison for crimes though that's on a State by State bases and how lenient the judge is. Many will just throw you in prison no matter what your cognitive, developmental, and/or physical disabilities as it should be.Perhaps Fatrick thinks that prison is enjoyable because he has been expressly told that due to his special status he would be tried as a juvenile as opposed to kids who get tried as an adult.
He thinks he will end up in a juvenile detention center and get to be the hardest lag in the block.
(well maybe not the hardest, but definitely the fattest, especially as he would have a captive meat supply.)
I believe that Norm also said this to Patrick which is why he's been bitter ever since.It's like a psycho watching John Lennon or Jodie foster blink on TV, they think it's a sign of acknowledgement of their retarded delusions.
Fatrick wouldn’t accept being told he is autistic.Autistic people tend to get lighter sentences and may not even end up in prison for crimes though that's on a State by State bases and how lenient the judge is. Many will just throw you in prison no matter what your cognitive, developmental, and/or physical disabilities as it should be.
Jennifer is changing the world. Patposting will bring the world together by making fun of him. Technicality Tomlinson strikes againEven Berdyck (KF thread) who claims he's uncovering the biggest corruption scandal in 50 years, is dunking on Pat for that "look at my Twitter" slacktivism delusion:
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"No, child, there is not a fat pig blocking your path. These are merely your delusions, stalker. You are commiting felony bus delaying. Enjoy prison, Robert.the handful of people within said bus were getting increasingly irate and insisting they could not see fatrick blocking the road
Ok the dimensional merge is starting to effect my dreams.
I swear to fucking god and I am not lying here I had a fever dream last night about driving a double decker bus down a tiny country road while fatrick was blocking my path with some girls bicycle and going "no child I will not" whenever I asked him to move.
This went on for like an hour dream time while the handful of people within said bus were getting increasingly irate and insisting they could not see fatrick blocking the road
EDIT: Ok to give some more details, the lil country road was about to merge into a highway, there was a stone fence and fields to my right and derelict looking houses to my left. I tried to steer the bus around fatrick but he just waddled to block me no matter where i tried to steer. It really was quite distressing
Glad I'm not the only one who dreams of Fatrick. I posted months ago about him invading my dreamscape.Ok the dimensional merge is starting to effect my dreams.
I swear to fucking god and I am not lying here I had a fever dream last night about driving a double decker bus down a tiny country road while fatrick was blocking my path with some girls bicycle and going "no child I will not" whenever I asked him to move.
This went on for like an hour dream time while the handful of people within said bus were getting increasingly irate and insisting they could not see fatrick blocking the road
EDIT: Ok to give some more details, the lil country road was about to merge into a highway, there was a stone fence and fields to my right and derelict looking houses to my left. I tried to steer the bus around fatrick but he just waddled to block me no matter where i tried to steer. It really was quite distressing
Can't wait for the Patrick tulpa.I wonder if I meditate upon the existence of fatrick before bed tonight if I might dream of him again.....
....I will report upon my findings on the morrow
Whatever you dream we already know it won't be a sex dream. Because he is fat and you would not have sex with himI wonder if I meditate upon the existence of fatrick before bed tonight if I might dream of him again.....
....I will report upon my findings on the morrow
FtfyXitter fatscist
How do you think that'd work? Would adipose tissue just glop out of him in a big gelatinous mass or would he spray grease everywhere like a sprinkler?Holy shit, Patrick’s response to Justin makes me wish he’d mouth off to the wrong person IRL and get all the fat punched out through his pores.
You have my sympathies. I had a nightmare where someone stole my favorite camera lens and replaced it with something much less cool.I swear to fucking god and I am not lying here I had a fever dream last night about driving a double decker bus down a tiny country road while fatrick was blocking my path with some girls bicycle and going "no child I will not" whenever I asked him to move.
This is why Patposting will connect the world. He is so unlikeable that everyone will eventually turn on himDiscovered by ThePepsiColaRapist on the second, better forum:
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Xitter fascist fatly declares that @Obscura-Justin is, in fact, an accessory to felony cyber stalking. Does anyone else member the reason Justin and Fat don't "get along"? I member... All it took for Obscura to get on Pigs bad side was to speak with Moria Greyland about the sexual abuse she suffered at the hands of her parents, prolific SFWA members Walter Breen and Marion Zimmer-Bradley. You can listen to the interview here. Perhaps Jennifer initially took issue with Justin because Rick sympathizes with pedophiles (ie: "My great friend Jackson Jones", his continued FaceBerg friendship with convicted pedophile Dominic Franchetti, etc.), or because he's a destitute bum who cant afford to lose frivolous lawsuits on his own dime and must pedoguard, but all I know is that when Justin didn't immediately buy into Patrick's sob-story, he antagonized Justin for months. It's behavior like this which reminds me Pat isn't just personally disagreeable, he's morally reprehensible. I will continue to celebrate the arrest of Torswats, because swatters are the lowest form of life, and I will continue to laugh at Patrick S. Tomlinson, because he is a fat faggot with bitch tits.