The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Ensok]

Oh it's too funny. It's just too hilarious.

 

[Local Fed]

Screw it, I'm joining the camp of people who think those "Scripted" NFL commercials were predictive programming or some shit. Taylor Swift is going to be awarded her very own honorary Super Bowl ring next summer.

 

[Absolutego]

I swear to Christ if I have to watch another 49ers Chiefs super bowl I'm gonna vomit

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Sneeeeeeeeddd

 

[Ensok]

I genuinely feel bad for Lamar. He has played his heart out this game, and though I don't think any QB should win MVP this year, he's great.

 

[Shagedan]

Fucking sneed.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

lol L’Jarius Sneed denied the ravens a touchdown

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

lol L’Jarius Sneed denied the ravens a touchdown

He's my favorite non-Bears player because of his name alone.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Ravens, for the love of god! Do something you!

 

[The Nothingness]

If KC goes to Super Bowl, the Swifties will give Taylor the credit.

 

[Ensok]

I was expecting this to at least be a high-quality game no matter who won.

 

[Wallace]

It's not so much that the Chiefs are winning, as much as the Ravens are losing. Lamar threw into triple coverage and got picked. Baltimore is acting completely stupid. Not to mention the help by the Zebras.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Triple fucking coverage. That has to be the game. Lamar is a playoff choker

 

[Shagedan]

Did Lamar forget he was black? They’re not gonna catch him if he scrambles. Can’t believe he threw to his dogshit receivers this whole game.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Did Lamar forget he was black? They’re not gonna catch him if he scrambles. Can’t believe he threw to his dogshit receivers this whole game.

Harbaugh trying to show he's not raciss by letting the black QB air it out.

Lmao. Imagine losing to Phizer Boy and Taylor Swift. Baltimore faggots

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

I don't know why that was a personal foul but that was a good idea by the Ravens. Reset the downs and try to get the ball back

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

It's erver for Baltimore.

Edit: MVS somehow coming in clutch.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I was expecting this to at least be a high-quality game no matter who won.

Or at least the opposite score when you have the #1 defense
Fuck that Valdes Scantling blind squirrel-nut catch.

 

[Absolutego]

Embarrassing game.
It isn't even Lamar's fault, that defense totally choked. None of his receivers could make a play beyond Flowers and he choked in the ultimate moment.
EMBARRASSING

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Lamar “Dak Prescott” Jackson, complete with that stupid thousand yard stare when things go wrong.