Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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With their DNA itll come out ugly. Itll enrage her lmfao. Shes already butthurt about Darnell. I hope it has his long unfortunate face, and her wide ass eyebrows. She will look literally like ET.

Kim's stroking her gunt, as if you show at 6 weeks. Cushings is a bitch lol.
The house is nasty as ever, no jobs, diabetes out of control, but sure let's have a baby.
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Trombonista said:
At least I'm very disappointed she's not sticking out her tongue.
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don't fret! i've got a sizzling intergenerational one-two-punch of tongue-out photos for everyone to enjoy

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what? you want both at the same time? sure, no problem!
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all from this one post... let us never forget the reason for the season 🙏
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Vi0l3t said:
With their DNA itll come out ugly. Itll enrage her lmfao. Shes already butthurt about Darnell. I hope it has his long unfortunate face, and her wide ass eyebrows. She will look literally like ET.

Kim's stroking her gunt, as if you show at 6 weeks. Cushings is a bitch lol.
The house is nasty as ever, no jobs, diabetes out of control, but sure let's have a baby.
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If Kim wasn’t such a neglectful piece of shit I’d almost feel bad for her. In the beginning of this thread I thought she was cute, or had the potential to be just a regular cute lil unremarkable hick girl. She’s absolutely ballooned since then, and it’s kinda sad to see her jumping straight into gunt rubs with this new pregnancy like she finally has a reason to be proud of her body shape.

I don’t linger on that feeling too long when I remember, well, everything else about her. It do be sad though.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
If Kim wasn’t such a neglectful piece of shit I’d almost feel bad for her. In the beginning of this thread I thought she was cute, or had the potential to be just a regular cute lil unremarkable hick girl. She’s absolutely ballooned since then, and it’s kinda sad to see her jumping straight into gunt rubs with this new pregnancy like she finally has a reason to be proud of her body shape.

I don’t linger on that feeling too long when I remember, well, everything else about her. It do be sad though.
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I honestly think it's why she loves pregnancy so much. Something to blame the gunt on. Honestly sammie as well.

Kim's retarded. She doesnt even understand between your left and right hand. As you can see shes on the inner part of the road near the door. So right hand.

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This pissed her squirrel brain off so she made a reaction video. She thinks her right hand is her left. Jesus fucking christ. Listen to her explanation.
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Vi0l3t said:
I honestly think it's why she loves pregnancy so much. Something to blame the gunt on. Honestly sammie as well.

Kim's retarded. She doesnt even understand between your left and right hand. As you can see shes on the inner part of the road near the door. So right hand.

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This pissed her squirrel brain off so she made a reaction video. She thinks her right hand is her left. Jesus fucking christ. Listen to her explanation.
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lol wait do they just get engaged every few months??
 
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Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
I see Kim is cultivating another festering tiny bun of matts and lice.
Countdown to head shave #2 begins now!
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I was just thinking about that disaster today and almost mentioned it in my poor Kim comment. How the FUCK do you not bathe for that long, that your shit dreads up like that?
 
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ok so is kim in the back seat behind the driver? because it kind of looks like she's in the passenger side, which would mean her right hand is towards the door unless

a. her dad or whoever's driving them has a british car
ii. kim and the other guy in the video are sitting backwards in their seats
3. kim has her thumb on the other side of her hand than most of us-- just an arkansas genetic quirk-- and is reaching across her own body
D. some combination of the above plus the car is actually driving in reverse, the video is mirrored AND they're in australia where right and left are switched
 
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lindsayfan said:
ok so is kim in the back seat behind the driver? because it kind of looks like she's in the passenger side, which would mean her right hand is towards the door unless

a. her dad or whoever's driving them has a british car
ii. kim and the other guy in the video are sitting backwards in their seats
3. kim has her thumb on the other side of her hand than most of us-- just an arkansas genetic quirk-- and is reaching across her own body
D. some combination of the above plus the car is actually driving in reverse, the video is mirrored AND they're in australia where right and left are switched
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Behind the driver in a 7 door car?
 
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