Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Honest question here:
Does this bowl of garlic mushroom pork chop linguine look more appetizing than whatever this obese slob has created?
Presentation aside of course. I am aware that the presentation is a 1/10.
It looks edible. If you aren't cooking for a restaurant and just threw something together for dinner, it's better than anything Fatty has come up with. No, it doesn't look good, it looks fine.

It's been cooked, just low heat and then put in the fridge because it looks cold. That fat? Barely rendered so I'm thinking it was cooked sous-vide but not long enough actually do it any good.

Then hit hit it with some heat to try to brown it on the outside but the Wendigo wanted it now now NOW!
I'm aware that it's been technically cooked. It doesn't change the fact that it looks disgusting, I'd never order a blue steak, and it's probably just loaded up with bacteria due to Fatty fucking up sous vide. Hell, a properly presented steak tartare can look more appetizing than what Fatty had on his plate, and be less likely to give you some foodborne illness.
This is why when someone asked what Fatty would be most ashamed of and wrote up a list, I said they forgot to include gay. If it were Tammy wanting to see close ups of a football player, fine. But Fatty? That's just fucking gay. At this point it seems like Fatty got called a faggot one too many times in highschool and is afraid to just come out as bi or whatever.
 
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Haha, the Chiefs won and are going to the Superb Owl. Prepare for more seething about Taylor and rigged calls on the livestream next week. Wonder who he will bandwagon now?
 
As annoying as the Swift whore goyslop peddling is, that's just such a fucking homosexual thing to throw out there. There were just so many other ways he could've phrased that, but he had to straight up name a goddamn BVLL! :story:

Just say "I can't take this Swift shilling no mo man" and everybody would understand instead of calling you a fucking faggot.
 
He wants everybody to know how much of a sportsball fan he is and also he doesn't like Taytay because she's a librul.

I mean it's kinda fashionable in right-wing circles to talk poorly about Taylor Swift but we all know it's because Fatty just dreams about these big burly football players chasing him around the field to have their way with him.
 
I found a great recipe for Jack
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Look, I think there's some merits to carnivore - But this shit? Jesus christ, cmon now. You can't convince me this is part of any healthy or functional diet, in any quantity. This is on the level of a once in a year treat, that forbidden thing you know you should never eat but really kind of want to anyway.
 
I don't have much to say about faggot jack but, momma basso got me Jamie Oliver (homosexual Brit veggie eater) new cook book.
YO get this. It's funny, first off it's all grade schoolers can cook . For a moderate price and this isn't YouTube/tik Tok vs "only 3 ingredients" then assumes you have saffron lol.

This was our dinner. (5 things including premade puff pastry)

Cripple ass jack could do shit like this. But he rather jerk off to men at a bus stop.

Jack just wants to eat himself to death. I also saw a guy dehydrated chilli for hiking. Jack should for our lulz.
 

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Been a while since I posted an anti-jack cooking video, and I found one that qualified severely. Dude is a big ol' fat guy, but he gives a shit about what he is eating, gives a shit about the science, gives a shit about the technique, and is even willing to admit he fucked up in a prior version of the recipe. He even apologizes for throat clearing, as he is suffering from allergies while making the video.
 
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Well, He's done it!

Jack is now 100% back to normal. He feels great while he's struggling to stand and breathe!
LOL, I fucking called it. He gave up posting his weight on FB and youtube after last week and just claims in the video that he's fateaued at 267. Fucker has probably actually gained weight.
1/29/24 WEIGHT BP 147/76 SUGAR 136
His BP is still horrific, his SHUGUR is still high because he's a liar. Never change Fatty, never change. Waling better, confidence better, sleep better... lol. Going to do another month, of course he is. He's just going to keep lying about his diet, while gorging on meat/cheese/grease. Says his brother claims he shouln't worry about the weight/bp/sugar? Those 3 are his major issues, lol. "still loving the food, not tired of meat" no shit. Meanwhile this fuck can barely breathe. He apparently wants to buy an alligator now? Guess he's tired of PULPORK and chuck"steak" so we're going to get PULGATOR.
 
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