Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Slim Boglim said:
Edit: come to think of it maybe he’s not catching on that they’re trying to manipulate him. Maybe he just rebuffs them cause he hates women
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Yeah you figured it out.

I mean come on, it's Cobra.

He resents every girl he's ever encountered in his entire life who rejected him, he bitches about them every time he gets drunk. He watches Terrance Pop and other low-IQ entry-level manosphere content so much he's adopted phrases like "BUUUUUUUT-" from the Pop-man. And he has to constantly tell everyone watching about how actually he isn't a misogynist because both genders are guilty and he just doesn't like double standards, toobz.
 
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Yea she has already started her grift last night. Someone gave her 100usd towards a ticket and she spent it within 24 hours. On today's stream she claimed she used some of it on food at Walmart and would use to rest to ship Josh his valentines day care package. She will continue to take people's money with no intention of going to casper. She even seems to have no problem blatantly telling the people who donate how she decided to spend the money they gave her for a ticket instead.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
God, I hate her so much. The performance hyperventacrying... on camera. "Crying"... about money.

She's PERFECT for him.

Like she was created in a lab in a mead bottle artificial womb.

6 million peso woman. We can remake her, we make her... bitchier, angrier, stupider, more vindictive.

A subhuman specimen. Speciwoman.

Genetically engineered for content(to drive cobra insane).

If his trolls really wanted to get at him they'd buy her a one way ticket to Casper. Imagine all the knock down drag out screaming fights and shit fits at all the most exclusive parking lots and back alleys in town.

She'd for sure kick off eviction saga 2.0 drunken Boogaloo with her shrill catterwalling and performative self harm.

She'd be risking the fun sized Felicia(she's modeled after a goth midget who works at hot topic at the mall, not a child) treatment honestly.

It would be unironically the worst experience of his life. I support this now.
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Satan himself couldn't have conjured up a more diabolical meth demon to torment his mortal servant in Casper.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
Cobes truly is unpredictable. He's got gay ops bitches like spookygirl who's literally out of his wet dreams but he won't give them the time of day but then he goes and discord mods for a literal crackwhore.
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To be fair spookygirl is one of those “I got big boobs” chicks that think because they’re obese they have nice tits. Sorry bitch breast size is relative, if you’re a fat cow you don’t have “big tits” you’re just a fat cow. “Big tits” don’t count when the rest of you is big. Gross.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Edit: come to think of it maybe he’s not catching on that they’re trying to manipulate him. Maybe he just rebuffs them cause he hates women
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What if he's just way more desperate now than he was during gothie's appearence?

With actuall concrete proof he's already acknowledged, like him norwooding hard and his teeth doing a run for it, and not to mention we're still winding down from seasonal depression, what if this is just a case of the universe coming together to present him a bpd drug addict with low standarts and just mind enough to try to exploit him.

Honestly belive that if gothie would have trade places with Nal im the timlene probably not much would've changed, she wasn't better in any regards, too energetic even, but I could still see it happen.
 
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It’s true.
 
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Bogliacci said:
"Cobes should go out more often and make friends it'd really help him"

"Wow this guy that knows Cobes irl doesnt think the boy is an evil sicko pedophile nazi? Ruin his life."
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They are complete faggots and deserve to be ridiculed, but I will say that the idea that the neighbor most likely is just hanging out with Josh to either plan something or try to get information to most likely sell is a guarantee - He lives there in the same complex as Josh, he either is a failure himself or exceptionally down on his luck and considering he's willingly hanging out with a notorious retard that creates drunken problems at night, with a rabid following, I'd say it's the former.

And it's not good that he's at this point very desperate for any type of actual socialization, as the only thing of late that is healthy about him is his confusing and growing migtow style hatred of both women and trannys.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Edit: come to think of it maybe he’s not catching on that they’re trying to manipulate him. Maybe he just rebuffs them cause he hates women
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Josh has crazy internet women fucking with him every single day for years. At the least he should be skeptical.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Also, just because he lives in the same shithole as Cobes doesn’t make him a fuck up or a loser.
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Well he posted on reddit that he came to Casper for a rehab for alcoholism, and liked the area so much he decided to stay, so he’s at the very least a former fuckup loser.

Whether he’s actually making a genuine attempt to befriend the boglim and help with his substance abuse problems or he’s a degenerate addict looking to weasel his way into the boglight is up for debate.
 
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Bogliacci said:
"Cobes should go out more often and make friends it'd really help him"

"Wow this guy that knows Cobes irl doesnt think the boy is an evil sicko pedophile nazi? Ruin his life."
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Apparently he's just being really gay. He's now doxing himself (if that's his own information), talking about being a recovering alcoholic, where he went to college, how he'll save Cobes from his alcoholism, while also making threads asking people to send him water and handles of alcohol. After posting an address he taunted them about if they were going to swat him.
Looking at the guys post history it almost feels like he got hacked. Went from relatively laid back to doing everything the worst ween would do to get attention, or maybe he just wants free doordash slop.
 
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Well he's a retard then if he's trying to get off the booze but hanging out with cobes. The very first thing Cobes asked him was if he wanted some wine lol
 
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