Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Dood. Terrance Poop is straight poison for the BOY's tiny mind. This is in the top 10 for him being insufferable. Terrance pooping every other word.

Buuuuuutt! Aaaaaaaannnddd! Weeeeelllll!

"Keep in mind that i don't hate women. Stupid fucking dumb cunt bitch! This imaginary scenario in my head pisses me off!!"

Funny when he bitches about the criticisms he gets from women and all the times they are unfair or hypocrites to him. In his head. He never interacts with women. He's terrified of them.

Thrashing around fantasizing about yelling at/dunking on slutty lying conceited unfair misandrist women who call him red pill dog whistles.

Getting really close to defending that kid peeping in the dressing room.

"Stupid libtard faggots mad because a young horny boy is curious about the female form! Thats how modern feminism works! How dare she! He's an innocent child. If you don't have kids don't you dare tell a parent whether their little pervert peeps or not." Fuck sickos.

He's come all the way around to just smack the perverted little shit. If you don't they'll become monsters. Just look at how well cobra turned out. And he got the belt.
 
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So he mentioned receiving his youtube money days ago, bought plenty of fast food and beer since then, but no mention of ordering a new phone? I'm sure he's just being lazy, but I also wonder if he just doesn't want a new phone.

I don't think any of his January streams before breaking the phone had superchat enabled, so he's likely getting nothing from toobs next month. Incoming $500 valentines wand 4 pack coming soon.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Cobes is a unique case because he’s an impressionable retard. Normal people understand it’s just music and aren’t going to go out of their way to make life decisions based on it.

And then there’s Cobes who has dedicated his life to appearing goth, wants to appear as a “rockstar villain” to others, thinks drinking, smoking, and doing drugs is a badass part of living a rockstar lifestyle. He has the name of his favorite artist tattooed across his knuckles.

If you think that cobra hasn’t been influenced by Ozzy’s music and image and is actively trying to emulate it in the flawed way he perceives it then you’re one silly goose
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Yo,

Not what I mean at all. Josh has been influenced by the marketing of Black Sabbath. The upsidedown crosses etc are just an image. Similar to Electric Wizard and the terrible new generation
Of stoner rock.

Hardly anyone is a true satanist or interested in Paganism
 
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BallBuster II said:
Not sure what exactly you are referring too, but the band as a whole has always been very religious, since their beginning in 1969. They are almost always wearing crucifixes, Iommi usually has them going down the neck of his guitars. They will use darker iconography for album covers, artwork, and stage shows, but I don't think I ever saw upside down crosses on anything they ever did. I could be wrong though.

The songs that weren't about addiction, were usually about religion and deeper life aspects:

A National Acrobat
After Forever
Lord of this World

And trust me I know how much of a poser Josh is when it comes to music and Ozzy in particular. Any long time metal fan can see that.
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I wholeheatedly disagree

The imagery was a selling point.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
Anything is better than his "vocal covers", unless of course they lead to a meltdown
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Here is how I rank Cobes content from best to worst:

1. Cooking videos - The good shit. Cobes creativity shines through in these
2. Food reviews/Food hacks
3. Vocal covers
4. Gender relations rants - basically just white noise at this point
5. White and Juicy
6. Guitar "playing" - completely unlistenable not even good ironically
 
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Captain Ahab said:
I don‘t get why people don’t want her to meet Josh irl. I swear some of his troles are legit jealous.

Josh hates having his routine changed, people being in his space, people telling him what to do, and troles making fun of him. A live-in girlfriend would create insane content. The initial unbearable smugness of him getting laid after nearly a decade would quickly get replace by the horror of having to share his food and booze with her, having to socialize, and him no longer being able to do whatever he wants 24/7.
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Troll dont want her to meet him cause they’re jealous and don’t want him to have a gf/end the dryspell

I don’t want her to meet him because she seems genuinely unstable, cruel, and would be abusive

We are not the same 😤

Buster Scruggs said:
Whenever he whispers his intrusive thoughts I almost bust a gut laughing so hard. Just a causal fuck cyraxx out of nowhere.
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My favorite is “Ozzy’s grandkids disgust me sexually” it completely floored me when I heard that I needed time to recover
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Troll dont want her to meet him cause they’re jealous and don’t want him to have a gf/end the dryspell

I don’t want her to meet him because she seems genuinely unstable, cruel, and would be abusive

We are not the same 😤


My favorite is “Ozzy’s grandkids disgust me sexually” it completely floored me when I heard that I needed time to recover
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He'd end up fighting her like he did with Warlord if she said the wrong thing. Remember, if it's one thing Josh hates above all else, it's being told what to do.
 
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Atomic Tampon Cat said:
The pain from pancreatitis is immense. Basically your pancreas is digesting itself from being to inflamed to leak out the bile and enzymes it produces. He'd have to be in the hospital for a few days and even when discharged you have to follow a low fat diet with no alcohal whatsoever. If you don't you'll keep going to the hospital until you die. Pancreas flareups aren't like.. managable on your own, you have to go to the hospital. The BOY and his non compliant attitude would surely kill him if he got pancreatitis. Or who knows, maybe he'll get better to own the troles.

"See troles, i'm drinking hienekin 0 (not a sponser) mixed with beet juice. And im still alive cause sober cobes runs your terrible lives! Twu!"
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No Cobra will keep drinking until he dies by it, duster or probably a combination of the two.
 
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snort beg snort said:
Just realized ODD is an actual thing and not just a joke term for people who are defiant shit heads.
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It's also not for adults. Adults who act like that are called sociopaths or have "Anti Social Personality Disorder." It's because most kids grow out of it and psychologists don't want to label someone basically a psycho when they're just a kid.
 
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I haven't seen it posted here but the nutcase NAL had a mental breakdown stream a couple days ago, here are some clips archived from her reddit. After seeing how much of giant retard this bitch is i truly pray she ends up in his fartbox.

1.) She big mad cobes is getting all the donos and not her

2.) She is jealous cobes mentions other women

3.) Entitled 40 year old leeching toddler upset her mother wants to sleep in her own house

4.) Possessed she-demon goes full retard
 
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