Introduction Thread

[Crass887]

Sup, short time lurker. I think kiwis are a great fruit so I'm glad to be here.

 

[Bread n Butter]

Hello! I finally broke down and made an account after lurking for a few months. I’m still figuring out how to interact with the community but regardless I’m happy to be here!

 

[eatler]

Hello! I finally broke down and made an account after lurking for a few months. I’m still figuring out how to interact with the community but regardless I’m happy to be here!

Same here my dude! Im liking it here, people have been actually pretty nice and helpful.

 

[Another Random]

Hi. If it's not obvious, I'm A Random. Stuff happened, last year sucked, and I lost access to my account long before everything was leaked. Since I couldn't log in again, I became a lurker for a while until I got a functional stealth email. Now I'm here again properly. I don't think anyone really remembers me, but oh well. I was just a random back then, I'm another random now.

 

[Super De Quico]

H'llo thar.
I'm a long time lurker around these parts. But still just another random who likes to see the content around here.

 

[Xenu]

Hey, I've been lurking around the forum for probably 2 or 3 years now and I decided to create an account to have fun around the forum. Prior to creating an account, from what I gathered lurking around the site was

• Total Retard War happened and the big red bar on the top on every page that links to the thread.
• @thegooddoctor getting BTFO by @RACISM
• @WolfeTone being weird (e-dating I believe? And him thinking Null was his messiah alongside his piss-throwing skills)
• The Man-Hate thread being created, pissing people off or shitposting for the shits and giggles.
• The cheese debate on the MATI thread about American cheese.
• The wonderful Halloween 2023 art contribution, they were pretty sweet.
• .pl domain was shutdown by the Germans
• The chaos that is the Kiwi Farms telegram chatroom

My memory about those events are a bit hazy, I could list more but that's what I remembered currently. Besides that I love the forum and the people here who made me laugh, either a user or a lolcow.

 

[5a7an]

Greetings!

Trying to find forums that aren't infested with brainrot in place of reddit/other social media, and this one seems alright.

 

[Hellblazer]

Is there anywhere to post a thread of potential new lol cows? I havn't written up any detailed background information or anything, but the cow in question is an aging one time 80s popstar called Marylin.

He hung around and even lived with Boy George in the 80s and has since fallen on very hard times, and now lives with his mother in a tiny flat and has turned to YouTube where he posts heavily filtered videos, complains about being skint and on government welfare with no washing machines, and begs (once complaining that his videos 'cost a lot of money' to produce despite them looking like they've been film on on an iPod Touch.

He also appears to be heavily intoxicated on either drugs or alcohol - he's admitted to doing some very hard drugs in the past and given the hacking cough he has I'm pretty sure he's been smoking something other than weed, although he is in his 60s now, so could just be damage from years of partying /cigs.

He also shows off tacky but very expensive designer jewellery and makeup - despite claiming he has no money.

He was actually part of Band Aid/Live Aid and sung on Do they know it's Christmas /Feed the World. Despite being a bit of a grifter he does have some amusing stories about his five minutes of fame. I'll put the link here for now. https://youtube.com/@TheMisterMarilyn?si=hvazFtvWkZ2fvMYv

Archive

https://archive.md/2024.02.13-195157/https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisterMarilyn

 

[Local Fed]

Is there anywhere to post a thread of potential new lol cows?

The Personal Lolcows thread might be what you're looking for here.

 

[Complaining At The Disco]

Sup.
Had an account forever ago, long forgotten. So I remade.
Good day

 

[Terry's Templar]

Hello, I decided to create an account after lurking for a while and figured I should write one of these.
I am new to the farms, but not to lolcows. I was cackling like a motherfucker about Ian Brandon Anderson when I was still in school. Now I'm in my late 20s and acutely aware of the state of the world. What's being done to Josh is pure fucking lunacy. Browsing the farms is my whitepill, reading about all sorts of fascinating deranged maniacs and the crazy shit they get up to, posted by people who keep it real.

 

[Harlan Wick]

Hi, I joined because this place reminds me of the bad old days of BBS services. I'm old, carbon based, live somewhere in the real world, and miss the carefree wild west days of the first generation internet.

 

[LiWei]

Nice

 

[N Space]

Is there anywhere to post a thread of potential new lol cows? I havn't written up any detailed background information or anything, but the cow in question is an aging one time 80s popstar called Marylin.

When you write the first draft of your OP, post it on Prospering Grounds for feedback. If it's good enough, a mod will move the thread to the appropriate section.

 

[polar bear]

Hello, I'm a long time listener to MATI and been lurking here for couple years. I joined because Rekieta became so dumb and drunk, I realised that I would really welcome the opportunity to express how dumb and drunk I think he is. It's a nice forum, I like it here.
One last thing - Fedsmoker was the real G - gone too soon but never forgotten

 

[Dottle]

Hi, I really like kiwi fruit and am interested in growing them.

 

[Electromagnetic Radiation]

Greetings to every kiwifarmer. Wasn't sure as to when to join, lurked from a distance, but i figured i may as well do it now. This is the only forum that i actively browse these days, seeing as how everything else has been infested or butchered. I thank dear leader Josh for keeping the website afloat despite all seeming odds

 

[Blazeuser56]

I've been lurking in this forum for around 2-3 years (during COVID pandemic). I intended to join this forum sooner but I remember you need to have some sort of a code to make an account and I didn't knew where to get that from. Now you don't need a code to join the forum so I made an account 5 days ago. I'm glad to be a part of this community!

 

[Angel of Death]

sup fags, Azrael here. im a Jewish cat and companion of @Gargamel. i kill smurfs when they are no longer useful to the collective. totally legal in the state of New Hampshire.

smurfs taste like niggers, in case you're wondering. i no like the taste of niggers so i spray the smurfs with a proprietary concoction of chemicals, an improved copy of the classic "Zyklon-B".

i think furfags are like trannies in that they're faking it and will never have a real tail, unlike me. they harmless tho, unlike trannies.

 

[Pedophobe]

Another lurker finally deciding to join.

Ever since the Felix Lange debacle I've been really paranoid about anyone who's joined since December 2023 but you seem alright. Spunk on my friend!