Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Chinwaa]

You have my sympathies. I had a nightmare where someone stole my favorite camera lens and replaced it with something much less cool.
It might have been Pat.

Seems like we might have some sort of Fatty Krueger scenario manifesting.

Enjoy prison, bitc-I mean child.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

New Cryptic Web Chronicles video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1KvwTwPmNE

another banger

 

[HahaYes]

Threatening to "enjoy prison" niggas for... not believing that you didn't slam dunk your phone in water?
Whatever you're smoking pat it's hitting different today

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[An automatic clown]

Four years later everything is still Flonald Drumpfs and Putins fault

I don't think this guy is very smart

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Threatening to "enjoy prison" niggas for... not believing that you didn't slam dunk your phone in water?
Whatever you're smoking pat it's hitting different today
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You know after Pat implied that his Twitter is saving the world it really made me see these marvel tweets in a new light. It’s like extra sauce when I read them now.

lol I can’t believe he’s so defensive about the phone this many months later, it just makes him look even more guilty. Can you imagine having that little going on in your life that you rehash in autistic detail the last time you bricked your phone?

 

[Post Reply]

Various Patposts from the last day:

Opining on Dean Phillips' primary run against Biden. I disagree with Phillips on about 75% of his policy positions, but in the interviews I've listened to, he at least comes across as cogent, engaged, and driven. Unlike a certain President with an IQ equal to that of the icecream cone he's licking.


A tweet in which Patrick admires war crimes against people he has been trained like Pavlov's dog to view as subhuman.


And now he's sliding down the slippery slope towards furrydom, great.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

A tweet in which Patrick admires war crimes against people he has been trained like Pavlov's dog to view as subhuman.

This reminds me of a thought I had the other day about people celebrating the ukrainian drone videos. Some asked how you best defend against such thing (concerning being chased by an explosive drone around a disabled tank), and someone blithely replied "don't invade". Ignoring the fact that such things could be used on an invaded population, or by a nation on its own citizens, it made me think about all of the ied/vbied footage. Where were these folks to ghoulishly celebrate an invading force be fought by the means available to the local (and foreign volunteer) forces? I say this as someone who was a member of that invading force.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Four years later everything is still Flonald Drumpfs and Putins fault
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I don't think this guy is very smart

Its not Biden releasing billions to Iran to use how they wished, its not the disasterous Afghanistan withdrawal, and its not Biden's inability to have a backbone. Nooo, its Trumps fault because he didn't let Iran get access to nukes

 

[JustStopDude]

We need to send Pat "Rambo" Tomlinson off as a one man army to all these various places he wants American service members shipped off to die in.

 

[Señora Airi]

How do you think that'd work? Would adipose tissue just glop out of him in a big gelatinous mass or would he spray grease everywhere like a sprinkler?

He just needs to take a trip to Portugal to find out.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I don't think this guy is very smart

He is also very, very fat. The two may be related.

 

[Law]

He thinks he will end up in a juvenile detention center and get to be the hardest lag in the block.

Porklina Tomlinson, stunning and brave trans inmate, will be transferred to a woman's prison in accordance with her gender identity.

 

[Unknown Recipient #12]

Guys I have done some research and I believe I have cracked the case. Bear with me:

- Obese toddlers have dramatically lowered IQ.
- Obese toddlers have dramatically lowered IQ 2.
- Obesity lowers children's IQ
- Obesity lowers children's IQ 2
- Association between obesity and lower childhood IQ.
- Greater weight linked to lower IQ
- Obese people lose IQ through "Homer Simpson effect."
- Obesity increased the risk of dementia by 60%.
- Obesity linked to fluid intelligence reduction.
- Obesity linked to brain damage.
- Obesity linked to brain damage 2.
- Being fat makes you stupid.
- Being fat makes you stupid 2.
- Being fat makes you stupid 3.
- Intelligence decreases as weight increases.
- Brains of people with a higher BMI have reduced grey matter.
- Brains of obese people have reduced grey and white matter.
- Brains of obese people are 10 years older than lean people of the same age.
- Obesity breaks down brain barrier and reduces function.
- Obesity associated with memory deficits in young and middle aged adults.
- Obesity leads to increased inflammation which affects brain function and cognition.
- Obesity associated with reduced white and grey matter integrity.
- Memory exercises have almost no effect on overweight adults
- Impulsivity linked to obesity.
- Obesity combined with diabetes affects brain structure.
- Brain-damaging triglycerides can disturb mood.
- Obesity reduces cognitive and motor functions across the lifespan.
- Poor fitness linked to weaker brain fiber and higher dementia risk.
- Obesity and diabetes may lead to Alzheimer’s by wearing down the liver. <-- uh oh!
- Link discovered between excess body fat and brain shrinkage.
- Higher body weight can lead to faster brain aging.
- Belly fat in older women is linked to a 39% higher risk of dementia within 15 years.
- Excessive body fat around the middle linked to smaller brain size.

In conclusion: Pat is Fat. Thank you.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

- Belly fat in older women is linked to a 39% higher risk of dementia within 15 years.

You didn't have to go the extra mile for Jennifer, but you did. Well done.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

It's baffled me how a "geek" who obsessed with consooming pop culture, a political firebrand creates viral tweet every blue moon, and of course a lolcow with such caliber (fat), pat almost unknown in the lolcow sphere and detached from internet culture beside kiwifarms and the second, better forum. Youtube commentary people don't give a shit ( except porsilin), on Twitter it's mostly established pat posters fuck with him and unfortunate users caught in crossfire, hell not even da sektur and fatrick is a narcissistic fat faggot like ralph without xainnies (yet).
What I'm trying to say is Patrick you need to start doing live stream if you want to be internet famous and I know you fucking do.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Various Patposts from the last day:

Opining on Dean Phillips' primary run against Biden. I disagree with Phillips on about 75% of his policy positions, but in the interviews I've listened to, he at least comes across as cogent, engaged, and driven. Unlike a certain President with an IQ equal to that of the icecream cone he's licking.
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As someone not from the USA I can honestly say that Sleepy Forgetful Joe is going to lose if the Democrats don't rig the election with their 10 million Mexicans.

A tweet in which Patrick admires war crimes against people he has been trained like Pavlov's dog to view as subhuman.
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So what they're saying is that Ukraine are no better than terrorists using IED's? The use of IED's is strictly prohibited by the UN unless they fully adhere to international humanitarian law during times of war. Which obviously this does not.

 

[whogoesthere]

Hey, the swatting related arrest is great for Pat. Now he has complete proof of the Russian "dark money" connection he assured us was involved. Not like Pat would just make any old shit up, this has to be true.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My friend who’s new to Pat asked me a question that I’m not sure has been entertained yet: How do we think Torswats would even get on the radar of a boomer moron like Pat before the Vice article that made his Telegram service famous? It’s not like Telegram is a flea market and it’s not like Pat is tech-savvy.

 

[Maude Snew]

This is why Patposting will connect the world. He is so unlikeable that everyone will eventually turn on him

We need to send Pat "Rambo" Tomlinson off as a one man army to all these various places he wants American service members shipped off to die in.

First of all alleged man, second, what he lacks in manliness he makes up in amount of chins. And then some.

 

[bile demon]

I wonder if I meditate upon the existence of fatrick before bed tonight if I might dream of him again.....

....I will report upon my findings on the morrow

This is why your peaceful sleep is already over, dreamer. Enjoy nightmares.