Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gorton Colu]

No man you just don't get it, Nick is a master level troll, I mean why else would a father, husband, and Christian man act as vile and petulant as he does. He's playing the long game, and when the time comes for him to say "gotcha," we'll all look like a bunch of jokers, and him the master of comedy he professes to be.

When I was a teenager, doing something for the lulz was funny and edgy. Decades later it's just pathetic if a grown married man with children uses that cop out. Nick cannot escape his adolescence.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

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[Sewer Rat]

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what the heck? everything I've seen about this say they are swingers? did Nick finally hit rock bottom?

Edit: holy shit they forgot to make it members only so a chunk was public, but they fixed it and cannot be viewed without paying, hope someone archived the public part

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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These are the Steel Toe Morning Show people, Aaron Imholte and his wife April, whose studio Nick streamed from two weeks ago. He did a short stream so they could go out drinking afterwards.

What I didn't realize until looking it up now is that the reverse happened back a month ago. The Steel Toe couple visited Nick and streamed from Nick's setup. The resident Imholte alog, the "Nobody Likes Onions" guy, streamed about it at the time:

what the heck? everything I've seen about this say they are swingers? did Nick finally hit rock bottom?

I skipped to a random part and they were talking about a swinger event in Minnesota called "Swingstock". They laughed at Kayla for saying she didn't know about it.

Also, Sober January is a confirmed FAIL! He was drinking throughout the stream, so the pledge to not drink while on stream has been broken (presumably the excuse is that it was on someone else's channel so it doesn't count). Here's an example of him holding the bottle. He didn't lick it as far as I can tell.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

That guy has put his penis in or around our wife's mouth 100%

 

[Strix454]

I skipped to a random part and they were talking about a swinger event in Minnesota called "Swingstock".

Here is a review of swingstock from the internet. Its a swinger adventure in a tent and motorhome campground in what I would consider a rather unpleaseant place at the worst time of year. It really sounds awful and very Nick.

LINK



We went there a long time ago, back when we were still tent camping. We dropped the kiddos off with the grandparents in Iowa, and travel up north to 2 Creeks Campground. Like other "swinger friendly" campgrounds, they prefer to be called Nudist resorts or campgrounds. The campground, 2 Creeks Campground is a 100 acre property, but not all of it is developed. There are not very many pull-throughs or Sewer, Water & Electric hook-ups. And it is a bit more primitive than other campgrounds of a similar nature like Live Oak Resort in Texas. But it is well managed and a great property.

Swingstock.
Swingstock is legendary. It was why we visited. At the time we were in our 30s. Most of the crowd was older than us, but that really never mattered much to us. The people we met were wonderful. There is a LOT to be said for the Midwestern values, the politeness, the folksy charm of the people. We had a wonderful time. Except for the mosquitos. They were a bit brutal. Not a fan of running around naked getting eaten alive. But while annoying, it did not detract that much from the awesome time we had.

We tent camped, but even then it was crowded and even with a reservation we were stuck out on the edge away from most of the fun. It is also in July at what has to be the hottest time of the year there. Hot and humid. So battery powered fans are a must.

If you are planning to go there is a motorhome. You may face two issues. Most likely (maybe not this year) you will have not reserved a space soon enough to get any hooks ups. So you will be parked where ever you can fit in."

 

[AltisticRight]

Looks like there's a chance.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Nick will try to pass this as "it was totally a joke, take that kiwifags", but we all know, these degens be swinging tonight, and our wife is getting her holes blasted into space by another man

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

Someone should pee in that tub.

 

[Strix454]

Nick will try to pass this as "it was totally a joke, take that kiwifags", but we all know, these degens be swinging tonight, and our wife is getting her holes blasted into space by another man

The video also illustrates just how twiggy Nick and wife have become. The other couple look like 7+ foot giants in the video compared to Nick and our wife.

 

[Sam Losco]

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Nick will try to pass this as "it was totally a joke, take that kiwifags", but we all know, these degens be swinging tonight, and our wife is getting her holes blasted into space by another man

That penis magnet joke was very cringe and weird.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Not gonna lie, didn't think Kayla would willingly get on any online show again, even pay walled ones, after she got mocked to such a degree. Anybody think she only agreed bc nick agreed to let her get passed around after?

Also the steel toe guy seems like a cringy faggot, has anyone watched his streams before? Is he always like that or is this a special occasion?

 

[Historical Strelkov]

I feel bad for the kids.

 

[Strix454]

Not gonna lie, didn't think Kayla would willingly get on any online show again, even pay walled ones, after she got mocked to such a degree.

Nick: "Kayla - we are going to own all your critics tonight by going on the internet and pretending that you are a whore. When they realize that we have trolled them, you are going to get so much respect on the internet."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick will try to pass this as "it was totally a joke, take that kiwifags", but we all know, these degens be swinging tonight, and our wife is getting her holes blasted into space by another man

This is from another random point near the end of the stream. Since almost every point I land on randomly quickly turns into them talking about swinging or joking about it I'm guessing that's the whole stream basically.

Bonus incident, looks like Nick got groped! HAHAHA this bit where they pretend to be bisexual swingers is so fucking good. It's funny™. It might even be hilarious™. And it's weird™ that anyone would think anything other than that.

Nick: "Kayla - we are going to own all your critics tonight by going on the internet and pretending that you are a whore. When they realize that we have trolled them, you are going to get so much respect on the internet."

You laugh, but this is your brain on Social Media Expert.

 

[Jones McCann]

Nick will try to pass this as "it was totally a joke, take that kiwifags", but we all know, these degens be swinging tonight, and our wife is getting her holes blasted into space by another man

I only remember Steel Toe from the sex fight stream where him and his wife fought live on air over him not pleasing her sexually.

 

[Gremperor]

The video also illustrates just how twiggy Nick and wife have become. The other couple look like 7+ foot giants in the video compared to Nick and our wife.

Yeah I was gonna say Nick looks like a wet rat next to his bull.

 

[Sam Losco]

I only remember Steel Toe from the sex fight stream where him and his wife fought live on air over him not pleasing her sexually.

Eh that and a couple of other clips of them and I've seen all I need. Their show seems horrible.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

I don't check in for 2 weeks and...Rekeita is flexing with strangers in a giant bowl of human soup.

Thanks for unambiguously confirming that your wife was playing "hide the pickle" with a man you barely know!

The steeltoe guy gives me significant ick. He feels like a cross between a used car salesman and a casting couch director.

 

[Maude Snew]

Damn it Nick you lost the case again.