🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Douglas Mortimer]

Truly pathetic. Totally “in love” with a woman he barely knows and needs google translate to communicate with.

This really confirms, for the 8,567th time, that Ralph is severe BPD case. One of the easiest ways to quickly spot someone with BPD is they instantly “fall in love” or think they are your new BBF. They also like to over share intimate or personal details that sane people know to keep private until they get to know someone well over an extended period of time - like what horrible victims they are and how much money they make/have. Ralph fell in love with her over tinder and was telling her all about alogs, being a e-celeb and how rich he was before she even came to Cancun. He’s a legit psycho.

Great assessment

Remember anytime he's confronted or questioned he'll say "fuck a bitch" "what kids?" etc etc all claiming he doesn't give a shit about women or treating them even in a modest respectful manner. Yet at the same time claims this hooker helped him and he was deeply in love.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Just replace the monkey with a pig and you have a 1:1 recreation of the breakup argument.

 

[fridgesama]

He may actually limit his references to her and their breakup. All of his tweets and vagueposting about Meigh/Faith/Vickers, etc, are written with them as the intended audience, to antagonize them. He gets off on being a bully.

As far as we know, Pantsuela's only social media is on instagram, so any kind of subtweeting Ralph does will probably never even reach her, so why make the effort.

On the other hand, he has no friends or confidants other than the torta man, so he may just scream into the void to vent his frustrations.

In the beginning he talked about how she made a secret Twitter to follow Ralph's tweets. No doubt she is watching extra carefully now.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How long until he starts Twitter beefing with her dad?

 

[newuser131]

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this is concrete proof that pansuela was an escort. if it was real relationship, then the ralphamale would be calling her a bish, whore and drop the sex tape/nudes. the smallest things will set the gunt off, let alone a huge fight.

the fact that the gunt has not, tells me she provided the gf experience, and either the gunt did not have enough to pay or he really got the feels for her and she cut ties immediately.

btw, if he did drop nudes, her cartel pimp would put the gunt in a ditch. fear is what is keeping the gunt from exploding on twitter right now.

 

[Um...]

This fucking scumbag. Enjoy your $400 Merida hovel all alone with only your piss bottles for company, creep.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Adding on to this:

Let me put my bet in now that the "simple and stupid fight" was over her not wanting to post Ralph on her Instagram or not wanting Ralph to tag her in his posts.

This 100% and her following alogs on IG ignited the rage pig
People were having a good laugh at how he was posting any and all photo evidence of Dani’s “affection” he could muster her to provide, but she was absolutely not going to show any evidence of Ralph on her SM. The few photo she did post on her IG on Ralphatrips she very carefully curated Gunt out the photos.
Ralph was suffering massive ego bruise from her embarrassment and staunch refusal to give him any public acknowledgment on her own SM. He was “in love” with her and she was merely holding her nose and tolerating him for some money, gifts and travel.
Ralph would have been pushing hard to get her to post a photo. I’m sure her following any and all IG views to up her stats would have ignited Ralph’s paranoia. I could see him asking to approve or review her followers, she can’t follow alogs!, and her telling him to fuck off and him totally melting down and rage pigging.
Ralph is an abusive control freak and can only keep that in check for a short time to try and lure in a female. It only took a second visit for the Ralph’s control freak side to start popping.
He could never, ever handle a relationship with an independent adult woman. He needs young, damaged goods who don’t know any better and will submit to his control/abuse because they think it’s love. Pantsuela isn’t a naive sheltered terminally online suburban girl. She told Ralph to fuck off the minute he tried his usual rage pig control bullshit and Ralph freaked out.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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In some ways I would say this is indicative of personal growth since he's admitted it outright instead of trying to pretend they're still an item. However, this is Ralph, so I'm sure he'll find a way to be a spiteful, immature piece of shit about in at least in private.

You mean to tell me the spicy Latinx you fell madly in love with weeks ago following a rebound estrangement from your wife and child and was so kind to let you watch sportsball free of charge didn't go the distance? Now wait a minute Ralph, nooooooooooo!

 

[Rage Pig]

Daddy Jim rubbing salt on the wound.

Fan art pops up on Twitter

 

[TyrasGuard]

Do you think Ralph at some point, specifically told this woman to holler at him ASAP if a man named Joshua Moon or Jim Medicare started following her social media?

 

[4090 Chad]

What would also be really funny is if the fight they got into involved him traveling to Taxco in the future.

What if Pantsuela told him he would have to come to her in Taxco or she wouldn’t be meeting him again, and Ralph is just to big of a pussy to do that.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Hire an escort you can't even conversate with to produce a stream of vacation stock photos to make white trash baby momma 2 jealous only to catch mad feelings and get dumped by said escort after she realizes you're dead ass broke in order to trigger the libs, own the libs

 

[Booby Jones]

If she's really not a prostituta, then as soon as he can weasel his way back to her for only a second, he's gonna try to put a bebe in her. That's his version of an anchor-baby, but instead of countries it's relationships. Time to see if Mexican women buy into suicidebait like Americans women do.

 

[hawkisnight]

She didn't want to get anywhere near memphis micron or Ralphaboy couldn't afford to pay her that much.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This 100% and her following alogs on IG ignited the rage pig

Why not let our resident instagrammer ask her what happened when she wants to know who they are

 

[porkWellington]

Now there's nothing stopping Ralph from gunting Elaine.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

I wonder what the odds are that he said. "Do you know who I am" Are?
I'd say pretty high.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Somebody’s gotta get her to talk. She doesn’t have any NDA and I doubt Ralph has even been able to gather any dirt on her she’d care about he could expose.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Now there's nothing stopping Ralph from gunting Elaine.

At this point, I don't know that Ralph could even afford even Elaine.

 

[Um...]

Hire an escort ypu can't even conversate with to produce a stream of vacation stock photos to make white trash baby momma 2 jealous only to catch mad feelings and get dumped by said escort after she realizes you’re dead ass broke in order to trigger the libs, own the libs

This is 100% what happened, she dumped his broke ass. It’s not a coincidence this happened 3 days into this low-budget ‘vacation’ full of cheap restaurants and I’m sure an even cheaper hotel, where they spent yesterday afternoon holed up in said cheap hotel room while he watched football on his laptop.

That whole “we had a fight” routine is bs. His fat ass got dumped.