Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That's fair, it also still confirms that what they were doing is not normal by at least two long term married men's/couples standards.

I think it is fair to say that Nick Rekeita LARPed as a 'normal middle-class guy' when actually anything but. This is what most of his followers (self included) latched on to, and his pivot away from this was what repulsed many.

His perception of the 'normal experience' is either deeply flawed, or he believes that 'normal rules' do not apply to him.

I think it is a bit of both. He realises that people do not accept his desires, but he thinks he has gained enough status to attempt to change the zeitgeist to be more accepting of his actions ans decries anyone who pushes back on him.

Nick, however, makes a poor martyr figure for social change.

 

[R00T]

He may be a degenerate, but that couch got more action than he did.

Yeah a bunch of men hanging out in underwear waiting for the ladies.

And waiting, And waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting…

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Nick will try to pass this as "it was totally a joke, take that kiwifags", but we all know, these degens be swinging tonight, and our wife is getting her holes blasted into space by another man

Imo it looks more like Nick is the one who will get his poopcave robbed by the guy while the girls are going to have their first orgasms they don't have to fake in 10 years. Stupid Kiwifarmers always getting things wrong.

 

[Chibitzen]

wtf is going on in this thread?

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Oh come on now, they're just testing the waters.

Yeah right, because sex with Nick Rekieta is wholesome and clean. I'd be traumatized too if a shirtless Nick was trying to shove his balls inside me, just watching the hot tub streams is too much for me.

It really makes me curious about the actual state of the marriage and all the crazy shit we just haven't seen yet. Nick has always overcompensated with the constant need to remind others how loving of a husband he is. But then the signs have all pointed to her being very keen to support his delusions, so perhaps in his mind he's got the green flag to do whatever. After all, the rules don't apply to rich people... you could sense the smug emanating when it was pointed out he was the rich dude. Absolutely dripping.

 

[Anticipointment]

the signs have all pointed to her being very keen to support his delusions

Folie à deux? Maybe just regular Stockholm syndrome. Or both.
Joking…but not really.
Neither of them is right in the head. At least Kayla seems to be the only one that acknowledges she has mental issues, yet does nothing aside from meds, idk which is worse.

 

[Shush]

Given the trajectory of the hot tub streams, I believe it's possible to accurately predict the next one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Given the trajectory of the hot tub streams, I believe it's possible to accurately predict the next one.
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This masterpiece deserves pride of place on the @elb YT channel and a screening on Kino Casino (while Andy’s hands are tied behind his back to prevent retarded pauses).

 

[anionfarflung]

Ha! Someone made a gag t-shirt riffing off the shirt from the Branca incident:

Rekieta Detractors tee

 

[Null]

Given the trajectory of the hot tub streams, I believe it's possible to accurately predict the next one

damn that's a lot of work you put into that

 

[Lemmingwiser]

This jacuzzi talk genuinely disgusts me.
I don't know why, because I have seen objectively worse stuff but did not have such a reaction to it.
If I'd wager a guess it's the combination of immaturity and drunkenness combined with their smugness and feeling of superiority.

It's probably because including chat and an online audience into it warps it to an entire different plane of existence.

It's like when a judge farts in a court room. People might think: Was that the court reporter? The court room deputy?
But then if the judge decides to add a chair cam so you can see the movement of the fabric when the judge farts and then the judge kneels and winks at the camera and says "Ha ha, it may look like a fartstream, but it isn't, we're just having fun."

 

[Dean Pentel]

Given the trajectory of the hot tub streams, I believe it's possible to accurately predict the next one.
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The way you animated the hair on Dax took my sides into low earth orbit.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Given the trajectory of the hot tub streams, I believe it's possible to accurately predict the next one.
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You may be responsible for a lot of medical bills on this website centering around rib cages, you magnificent bastard.

 

[Swole McPole]

I’d gladly pay 5$ (ONE TIME! No subscription!) to see lady Rackets get thoroughly fucked.

I'd also pay, but only if the sex were interracial. I'm not paying for any ten-a-penny white-on-white Minnesota suburban action.

Line her up in a gang bang with half a dozen Mandingos and I'd be all over that shit. Drex could reform the Super Smash Bros for a one time final appearance.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

I bet there's a whole alternate universe out there where Aaron Imholte is the one with a 3K-page thread on Kiwi Farms documenting his every move.

A little off topic, but evidently someone (well, these guys apparently) follows them enough to make a site devoted to the prospect of them getting divorced:

https://www.imholtedivorce.com/

(It's a "countdown" to divorce that is actually using an arbitrary, predicted mark of ~2 years, which is kind of gay IMHO, but oh well.)

Any bets as to whether the Rekietas beat the Imholtes to the punch IRL?

 

[Sam Losco]

A little off topic, but evidently someone (well, these guys apparently) follows them enough to make a site devoted to the prospect of them getting divorced:

https://www.imholtedivorce.com/

(It's a "countdown" to divorce that is actually using an arbitrary, predicted mark of ~2 years, which is kind of gay IMHO, but oh well.)

Any bets as to whether the Rekietas beat the Imholtes to the punch IRL?

They sure do seem to have some dedicated detractors. Surprised they don't have a thread.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's like when a judge farts in a court room. People might think: Was that the court reporter? The court room deputy?
But then if the judge decides to add a chair cam so you can see the movement of the fabric when the judge farts and then the judge kneels and winks at the camera and says "Ha ha, it may look like a fartstream, but it isn't, we're just having fun."

The judge didn't shit himself though, he'd in fact tell you had he shat himself, he'd make a lot more money that way but he didn't and those disloyal shyster lawyers need to stop spreading false narratives.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Any bets as to whether the Rekietas beat the Imholtes to the punch IRL?

I don't think Kayla has it in her. () Her pinterest board was a window into her mindset, she's with the balldo for the long haul.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Nick really needs to just suck it up at this point and film whatever degenerate sex experience he wants to. We all know he wants to have a sex tape that he can put out on the internet, but he knows too many people are going to make fun of him for it.

Just do it Nick. We all know you want to because you'll get off on it.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Kayla has five kids, three miscarriages, and a husband who wants to shove his dick in anyone that would have him.

I think she has a very good reason to be depressed and I don’t blame her.

Plus it’s a dirty little secret that 40% of all PPD cases are permanent, even with treatment.

 

[TheTimeWizard]

I'd also pay, but only if the sex were interracial

thought you were british not american