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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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The escort thing is just something I parroted because Ralph would mald about it.

It's just as likely she's a maladjusted young girl like Faith was who romanticises the idea of being with some Quasimodo-looking abomination with 0 prospects for his "winning personality".

She could've also just been some gullible sugarbaby hoping Ralph was her big break. Honestly, who knows?

In any event, this result was inevitable.
 
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Ralph's dumb ass had to wait until after the Julay's when I said I can't vote for him because he sobered up and got a new girlfriend, to absolutely fuck everything up.

I come crawling back, a humbled man, hat-in-hand to the people I defiantly stood against, and admit I was wrong.
 
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This is 100% what happened, she dumped his broke ass. It’s not a coincidence this happened 3 days into this low-budget ‘vacation’ full of cheap restaurants and I’m sure an even cheaper hotel, where they spent yesterday afternoon holed up in said cheap hotel room while he watched football on his laptop.

That whole “we had a fight” routine is bs. His fat ass got dumped.
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There was zero effort on his part. Mexico City is (I imagine) full of interesting things to do and this girl wants to larp as a traveling influencer. Sitting around a dirty hotel while Ralph is glued to his phone or a Sportsball game and eating at the run down restaurant next door is gonna dry that pussy up fast, especially for the little he was paying. She wanted to be out and about and showing off.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Somebody’s gotta get her to talk. She doesn’t have any NDA and I doubt Ralph has even been able to gather any dirt on her she’d care about he could expose.
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This will be funny and one of Gunt’s biggest fears. The language barrier has ensured he’s never been to fully explain his fears, nor obtain sworn promises to protect the Gunt from evil alogs.

From the texts he did share with her you can tell he was trying to set the stage for it and make her understand his deep fear of haters and alogs that “harass and stalk him” because they have no life!!!

If someone can explain to Dani she can make far more money from a few interviews in the sector than Ralph ever spent on her, and rack up new followers, she will have a ball for a week or two.

Gunt is truly stuck in a hell of his own making. He could easily have a relationship he keeps private and offline, but it’s meaningless to Gunt unless he can flex it online.

He also must brag to any person he meets that he’s famous streamer and has 50k Twitter followers. I don’t think he could get three sentence out to a woman without mentioning his e-fame.

So any relationship is pointless to him unless he’s bragging about it online and he must make every woman he meets hyper aware of his online foot print.

These two factors, in third world country, with non-English speakers and lots of hustlers means any dating he does will continue to blow up in Gunt’s face.
 
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Lol, imagine spending hundreds on a sex worker in Mexico and not even getting laid. Couldn't be me!
I'm starting to think Ralph hasn't gotten any since May left. Boy's so horny he's jerkin it to the TV. How long has it been, half a year?
If he had just swallowed his pride and paid for a proper hooker he'd at least satisfied his baser urges, but no! It's got to be the girlfriend experience so he can brag to the Internet. How's that been working out for you? lol
 
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Um... said:
This is 100% what happened, she dumped his broke ass. It’s not a coincidence this happened 3 days into this low-budget ‘vacation’ full of cheap restaurants and I’m sure an even cheaper hotel, where they spent yesterday afternoon holed up in said cheap hotel room while he watched football on his laptop.

That whole “we had a fight” routine is bs. His fat ass got dumped.
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Absolutely. On their first vacation they stayed in a beach hotel with pool, went ziplining and on a boat tour. This time broke ass Gunt could only offer shitty hotel, shitty restaurant and shitty clothing store. Only activity was visiting a museum. I bet she'd liked to go clubbing and dropping some mollies, but Gunt is to socially awkward and afraid that the bouncers wouldn't let him in.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Absolutely. On their first vacation they stayed in a beach hotel with pool, went ziplining and on a boat tour. This time broke ass Gunt could only offer shitty hotel, shitty restaurant and shitty clothing store. Only activity was visiting a museum. I bet she'd liked to go clubbing and dropping some mollies, but Gunt is to socially awkward and afraid that the bouncers wouldn't let him in.
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starting to think he rented a really nice place in Taxco and had fun plans to do stuff but since he realized he couldn't afford it, he pivoted last minute to stay at a shithole in a "nice" part of Mexico city. Couldn't even afford YouTubeTV to watch football. She saw behind the flesh curtain and realized he was a dead end.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Gunt is truly stuck in a hell of his own making. He could easily have a relationship he keeps private and offline, but it’s meaningless to Gunt unless he can flex it online.
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This incessant need to brag online is his downfall time and time again. You're right, he could totally find some mid seniorita and have a satisfying (for Ralph) relationship in his Mexican exile that stays offline and stays upwind of the Sektur if he so chose.
 
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I can tell all of you with certain confidence what this fight was about. Ralph has spent this entire trip reading KiwiFarms and sperging on X instead of paying attention to her and that deep seeded jealous streak that runs through her pepper spiced blood reared it's ugly head and she walked out on Gunt. It may or may not actually be over. Based on my experience, latin women tend to blow up like a nuclear bomb then when they calm down they come back looking for makeup sex, or maybe that's just me. If I were a 5 foot fat pig-titted broke bum convicted sex offender deadbeat faggot with a three-incher like Ralph, they might act differently.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Interestingly, Ralph also posted three old photos from their previous vacation on his Instagram account late last night.

Eight hours before when I'm writing this post would be around 4:35am Central Time (right time zone for CDMX), so Ralph would have made these posts between 3:36 and 4:35am last night.
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Interestingly, Harry Morris posted the below Tweet which consisted just of a "lips sealed" emoji at 12:03pm UTC, equivalent to just after 7am Rochester time (6:03am Mexico City time), a few hours after Ralph uploaded three photos with Pantsuela on his Instagram.

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What did Harry know and when did he know it?

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