DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
I can't wait for when people catch on to Phil and repeatedly use throw escapes. Fuckhead was whining last night that someone ducked his throw attempt and he blamed it on the game and lag. He'll eventually run into a player who manages to create breathing room to prevent Phil from trying to use command throws all the time, and we'll get a whole new set of excuses. At least he hasn't bitched about rollback netcode (yet).
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I was wondering if I saw that correctly. It was the devil Jin who clearly ducked his throw and he said the game went into the throw animation and took it away.
BallBuster II said:
Can we stop for a second and analyze his new favorite phrase: "Can't stop the BUTTON MASH!"

Button mashing obviously is a thing in fighting games, but calling combo strings "button mash" is just otherworldly levels of stupid. He probably says it 3 dozen times in this video. No Phil, you can't stop the other player from playing the game.
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I always wonder what his definitions are for mash and spam. Combo spam and kick spam were two new ones I heard last night and I assumed it was borrowed language from someone he's trying to copy. Combo spam is a confusing one since it indicates the opponent is constantly doing what they need to do to win.
 
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Cardinal Cardinal said:
I always wonder what his definitions are for mash and spam.
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They are things done by cheaters who beat him.
He has a habit of misusing words. Not just an occasional slipup or mispronounciation or one of those "Did I say that?" moments; it goes well beyond that. Things he doesn't like are "illegal." When he makes a claim it is "proven." If I actually cared about his wellbeing, I'd be unironically concerned because I suspect an inability to use words correctly is a symptom of more serious issues.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
NOT A CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER.

No, I have no idea what the fuck Retard Man is doing.

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Love Is Blue said:
I always knew Phil was JenkinJinkies
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Was also my first idea.

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Who did it better?
 
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The more I learn about this buffoon the more I realize how little I know about life and how it works.

How is he not homeless or living with his parents? How has he not had his teeth merged with some curb? How does he pay his bills? How does he have enough money to spend on stupid useless shit? Who are these people giving him money? Does he have some side hustle like crypto/stocks/money laundering/prostitution/whatever to justify the way he's been living while on a constant, ever growing net loss?

What sort of fairy tale life is this where you get to fail in every single thing you do for over 3 decades because you somehow possess all the worst traits of character as well as way below average intelligence? He's not a looker either with the body of someone who's been sitting in a chair lifting nothing heavier than a mug for the duration of his life coupled with mediocre on a good day face?

His whole existence is unnatural and confusing. According to all I know about the world and how life works he should have been either dead, homeless, a junkie, a small time drug dealer, a male prostitute..or something of the sort.

Instead, he's a relatively successful small-time famous internet personality with a house of his own and enough money to keep living comfy. How does that fucking work I don't understand any of it wtf
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Because of Phil's retarded addiction to WWE Champions the malicious actions of trolls, Phil is down income for the month. AND NOW, HE HAS THREE BIG BILLS DUE!
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Imagine a sandwich business. The owner is an egotistical, maniacal, delusional freak who, despite claiming to have a successful business, has no will to budget his income and has to bother his ever-diminishing clients to pay extra for the sandwiches.
 
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postfeetpls said:
The more I learn about this buffoon the more I realize how little I know about life and how it works.

How is he not homeless or living with his parents? How has he not had his teeth merged with some curb? How does he pay his bills? How does he have enough money to spend on stupid useless shit? Who are these people giving him money? Does he have some side hustle like crypto/stocks/money laundering/prostitution/whatever to justify the way he's been living while on a constant, ever growing net loss?

What sort of fairy tale life is this where you get to fail in every single thing you do for over 3 decades because you somehow possess all the worst traits of character as well as way below average intelligence? He's not a looker either with the body of someone who's been sitting in a chair lifting nothing heavier than a mug for the duration of his life coupled with mediocre on a good day face?

His whole existence is unnatural and confusing. According to all I know about the world and how life works he should have been either dead, homeless, a junkie, a small time drug dealer, a male prostitute..or something of the sort.

Instead, he's a relatively successful small-time famous internet personality with a house of his own and enough money to keep living comfy. How does that fucking work I don't understand any of it wtf
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his luck stat was maxed out during character creation
 
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I haven't been paying attention to this new Yakuza game at all, but I was listening to the latest unrecorded beg session and Phil mentioned that he has once again bought the most expensive version of a game for very questionable reasons. So I do a search. The ultimate edition of Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth is $110, and Mr. Always Complains About Games Costing $70 Now saw no problem with dropping that amount, apparently, because he thinks it will help him in the Animal Crossing knockoff minigame but he's mad becuase it doesn't unlock until 20 hours into the game and he wants money bombs NOW. I found an article about this ultimate edition, I'll post an excerpt:
Here's the full list of what you get in the Ultimate Edition:

  • Master Vacation Bundle: Bonus dungeon, special Sujimon, resort guests, outfits, new game plus (Also included in the Deluxe Edition)
  • Assorted Outfit Bundle: Outfits and swimwear
  • Sujimon & Resort Bundle: Legendary Sujimon, Resort Guests, Special Boosters
  • Yakuza CD Collection Set: Classic karaoke tracks
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The worst casualties of the Ultimate Edition are the Sujimon and Dondoku Island minigames. These are genuinely great riffs on Pokémon and Animal Crossing with Yakuza humor, but they lose a lot of their impact if you have the "Sujimon & Resort Bundle."

Standard edition players ease into Sujimon collecting by picking a starter. With the Ultimate Edition, however, I started with a full stock of Legendary Sujimon starring characters from past Yakuza games that are immediately better than anything I can catch on the streets of Honolulu. It's even worse on Dondoku Island, where I was taught to chop down trees and break rocks to craft resort amenities before realizing my account came pre-stocked with hundreds of every crafting material on the island. This one really ticked me off, because it's one of the only boosters that's applied automatically rather than being activated manually.
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So yes, Phil has yet again made an unnecessary purchase to get a bunch of digital garbage, with the side benefit of ruining his experience with the game. Another fantastic decision from the guy who bought two $100 copies of SF6 because, uh, he didn't want to play it on Xbox anymore even though it has crossplay, and a $100 copy of Mortal Kombat 1 because, uh, he just HAD to play it a couple days early.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
So yes, Phil has yet again made an unnecessary purchase to get a bunch of digital garbage, with the side benefit of ruining his experience with the game. Another fantastic decision from the guy who bought two $100 copies of SF6 because, uh, he didn't want to play it on Xbox anymore even though it has crossplay, and a $100 copy of Mortal Kombat 1 because, uh, he just HAD to play it a couple days early.
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And you know Horse Wife got the same one so they can pretend to play house in a video game.
 
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