DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Amanda Byrnes said:
Reason #637 Phil is an autistic man-child:

“Dude, look at this demon guy. He’s shooting a laser from his forehead and destroying satellites. It’s still broadcasting and he’s looking directly at the camera. Thats some dragon ball z shit, it’s totally unrealistic.”

Say it isn’t so, Phil.
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I always love his gun rants and about how CoD isn't realistic.
 
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Rabbi Palpenstein said:
Holy shit Phil
Man, the fact that EVERYONE is clowning on him, even his own chat, is really causing him to crack. Been a while since he had a proper melty like this, i'm surprised he didn't purge everyone who even obliquely joked about it
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Is this cocksmoker drunk?
 
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I realize Phil's recent stream has everyone in a big tizzy, but please remember that he's no longer the king of hate! He left that moniker behind, he's a changed man and he's focusing on MEANINGFUL and PAHSITIVE content right now.

So shut the fuck up you stupid losers, eat my ass and suck my balls! Worthless humans, the lot of you.
 
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Oh man, I hope when he's playing Yakuza everyone just keeps comparing everything in the game to Phil's life. "WHOA! ITS A HOUSE! YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE TOO!!!"

How can he be so damn angry about something so trivial? People weren't even insulting him or saying anything malicious. Was just, "haha, Phil thinks the video game copied his life, haha." There really wasn't much to it. Super pissed for some reason.

He had zero response to what was said about his wife.
 
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Amanda Byrnes said:
Should we have a dedicated thread for Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth? Something tells me this playthrough is going to be extra robust and special.
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if people think it's worthwhile and someone is willing to actually recap his gameplay or anything amusing that happens, I don't really see why not. just putting it out here that I definitely won't be doing it.
 
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Amanda Byrnes said:
Should we have a dedicated thread for Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth? Something tells me this playthrough is going to be extra robust and special.
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He’s gonna get so fucking mad at the dating app minigames for one. I can see the salt flowing here.

As I watch this, I realize that half of my fun DSP experience is coming to the farms and watching him fail. Like I don’t even watch him to laugh anymore, I just enjoy seeing bad shit happening to a raging, unlikable, untalented, scamming asshole.

I’d never pozload my neghole, wouldn’t tip the cow, not encouraging anyone to do it either. No gayops shit. I’m just saying that when he has a meltdown and he’s miserable, I’m enjoying that way more than I ever did laughing at him trying to eat noodles with a spoon or jerking off on stream. His failures just feel karmic and I love seeing bad shit happen to shitty people.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
how can you go through life being so extremely negative and "toxic" all day every day without putting a gun in your mouth? and of course he goes straight to the "shit eating" insults again
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Uh, you MOR-ahn! Phil doesn't have a gun! He has a hatchet. How the fuck is he supposed to stick a hatchet in his mouth to kill himself? How about this: stick this ban in your mouth! There, now please guyz, you should tip me. I'm down $1000 from WWE Champions this month, and I could really use the support. *sip swish*
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Uh, you MOR-ahn! Phil doesn't have a gun! He has a hatchet. How the fuck is he supposed to stick a hatchet in his mouth to kill himself? How about this: stick this ban in your mouth! There, now please guyz, you should tip me. I'm down $1000 from WWE Champions this month, and I could really use the support. *sip swish*
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That's always my fucking favorite part. After a withering rant about "FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU" he always leaves off with "hey, I know I just told you to lick the turds off my ass, but would you please find it in your heart to give me some money? I need that money to pay my bills, so my son can eat"
 
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