🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Wholesome Big Chungus]

get out of mexico ralph

Where could he possibly even go from here? Surely things won’t be better for the Ralphamale South of Mehico

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

I don't understand it. How did she ever think it would end any other way? How does Ralph convince these women to go anywhere near him? This dude couldn't even afford Hogwarts Legacy, no way he could pay a woman enough to put up with him.

 

[Lidl Drip]

TRUST NO BISCH!

How far down the chain will Ralph go to find a woman who will stay with him? Will he become a passport bro(I guess he kinda is already) and fly to the usual spots of the Phillipines or Thailand?

He wouldn't be considered a midget in Asia so that's a good idea. I don't know if the food is pig-sloppy enough for him there tho.

 

[Waifu Days]

Where will Ralph go when he's made to leave Mexico? Further south? Across the ocean? Who would even take him at this point? Even a new fake identity wouldn't work with how terminally online he is.

Where ever he goes, it's only going to get hotter and piggy is going to sweat. Either further south, to the islands, or to hell.

Piggy, you dumb fuck.

 

[JAKL II]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Wass gonna post the screenshots but was having trouble with the thumbs Faith just posted the recording

RALPH TRIED TO KILL HER

ALSO THE RALPHADOX IS IN THERE

Shit in my euphoria that was his hotel.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

get out of mexico ralph

 

[Seafarer]

Do any Spanish-speaking Kiwis have any good breakup songs for our poor hermano Ralph?

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

get out of mexico ralph

Chat, do you hear music? Listen...it almost sounds like...

Uh oh...

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Ralph Philippines arc incoming

A ladyboy marrying Ralph for a green card Saga?

 

[Fornicario]

Three beaten women,
Two countries,
Only one Gunt.
Time to pack those bags Piggy.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Will the pimps be big enough fans to name Ralph's beheading video the Kill-stream?

 

[FamicomGorby]

He wouldn't be considered a midget in Asia so that's a good idea. I don't know if the food is pig-sloppy enough for him there tho.

He could fly to Taiwan and only eat the at the most obvious tourist places, then bitch that food isn't like American Chinese food.

 

[Kheapathic]

Ralph's gonna be hacked up and having Five Part Days, for the rest of his short life span.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Well at least the upcoming Liveleak stream is going to get more than 300 active viewers than his crummy show.

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

Funky Town Ralph arc when?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

ALSO THE RALPHADOX IS IN THERE

That's just the address of the place he left in Mexico City

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So how long until the cartel chops him up and throws him in a hole somewhere in the desert? I give it a year unless he moves.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Do any Spanish-speaking Kiwis have any good breakup songs for our poor hermano Ralph?

https://youtu.be/F2Gi4HKfB3M?si=eN3vlMIl28IEyPBJ

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Where could he possibly even go from here? Surely things won’t be better for the Ralphamale South of Mehico

Guatemala

If he was smart, Guyana. Population 800,000 and more oil than Norway

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Ralph Paraguay arc sooner than expected?