🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ultrapenguin]

So when was it, like yesterday or so that he was posting about how amazing she was and how their breakup was all his fault?
This looks like it's going to be a quick turnaround even for him.

That said I don't immediately trust the words of a Mexican prostitute, sourced by a bunch of white trash dipshits on Twitter who are obsessed with smearing Ralph.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

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I'm glad some real Southerners are protecting the border now instead of those yankee faggot feds who would let a carpetbagger like Ralph waddle right over the border. I hope Ralph likes razorwire.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I see Ralph is trying to speed run the life of Jack Idema. Now all we need is for him to die of AIDS.

 

[gaystoner]

Ralph going to Eagle Pass?

Coach was the Ukraine front and now the gunt is the southern border.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I saw the post featured before getting in the shower and I knew that it would get featured. I came back and now multiple pages have spawned. This retard is speedrunning his own death and we're in the front seats.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Oh yeah we are so back. Transitioning from sober arc to "flee mexico" arc like this was a stunning script change from the producers. Can't wait for what they come up with next.

 

[SammyShield]

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If history is anything to go by, that will absolutely not be the last he says on the matter, not by a longgggg shot.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

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Imagine getting alogged by the Cartels

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

We’ve been going on how many years and people are just now realizing Ralph can’t be trusted with women???

 

[Kulee Baba]

Wow, I thought Girlfriend Experience just meant they’d talk to you and cuddle. He must have paid for extra to have it end the realistically. 10/10 Ralphagals we can’t stop winning.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph had a Hudson News behind him in the earlier pic. I couldn't tell for sure, those may only be in the international areas at MEX. I could be wrong.

I don't know if he could leave behind his Nissan though, he just got it out of repo a month ago.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Wow, I thought Girlfriend Experience just meant they’d talk to you and cuddle. He must have paid for extra to have it end the full way.

Nothing more Latinx than domestic violence. She went the full distance. Great service.

 

[AltisticRight]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

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GhostPolitics can beat him up this time.

I saw the post featured before getting in the shower and I knew that it would get featured. I came back and now multiple pages have spawned. This retard is speedrunning his own death and we're in the front seats.

Gunt split any%.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Why isn't the King of the Sektur hopping a ship on over to Africa and claiming that continent for the whyate race along with multiple (AIDs ridden) tribal wives?

The cartel can't touch you there.

 

[The Backwards Man]

I genuinely think that Keffals is the only choice Ralph has left.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

What is the first order of business for any person traveling to Mexico?

Well its to *stay cool and not do anything stupid*

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Why isn't the King of the Sektur hopping a ship on over to Africa and claiming that continent for the whyate race along with multiple (AIDs ridden) tribal wives?

The cartel can't touch you there.

General Gunt Naked

 

[Fornicario]

Ralph's Law is moving so fast his Ws are beginning to occupy the same space as his Ls. We may be able to use Ralph to unravel the mysteries of quantum kino.

 

[Sam Losco]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Wass gonna post the screenshots but was having trouble with the thumbs Faith just posted the recording
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RALPH TRIED TO KILL HER

ALSO THE RALPHADOX IS IN THERE

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Shit in my euphoria that was his hotel.

Would really like more info about the attempted murder claim.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

January 2022: Ralph gets disfigured by Portuguese pimp
January 2023: Gunt gets married to the horse bride, marriage falls apart three months later and he’s now has a second round of child support payments for Rozy
January 2024: Gunt threatens to murder his Mexican prostitute girlfriend, with possible ties to the cartels, broke and alone in Mexico, burns all bridges with his last Guntguards Persip & Eso

Are ya winning there Ralph?