🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[JAKL II]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Why did Faith cut this part out?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Is he going to become an oil tycoon? Why not Venezuela then? How about Siberia?

Guyana is an absolute shithole & extremely hostile to outsiders.

A rising tide lifts all ships. They’ve quadrupled per capita gdp since 2019 and Venezuela is so asshurt that they’re exporting almost as much oil as them so they threatened to invade and Brazil sent troops to the border.

It’s small but it’s like China in the early 2000s, money is flying all over. Just have to stick your hands out and catch some.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Which one of the A Logs will pay this lovely young lady to regail us with her tales of pigfucking?

 

[FamicomGorby]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

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Comin home to the land his daddy gave him.

The only place Ralph can live in the US is the swamp that Ronnie Ralph left him. If he moves to Texas I have to assume he'll be out in the middle of nowhere on scrub land and probably in a trailer.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Do any Spanish-speaking Kiwis have any good breakup songs for our poor hermano Ralph?

Spoiler: Long ass song lyrics

para americano

Look at things as they are
I can not stand this situation
according to you spend the hours working
But its tall tales
you spend it drinking
You feel very handsome,
you feel beau
But you're a very poor lazy bastard,
you feel the face of the delegations
Maybe you should keep down your belly!

You sit down to eat
with a huge beer
that's why you have
so huge belly.

You have no respect
or love for your children
do not give money for the house
there is no fixed salary.

I can't stand a life like this
I need a man to make me happy
I can not stand this situation anymore,
I need a man
not a paunchy male.

(You very lazy,
I do not love you anymore)

Of many jobs
they fire you so bad
and is when they find out
that your are very drunk.
You bring home
your buddies.
here they get drunk
They tell of conquests
of beautiful women
and then end up fighting
between yourself and your buddies.

I can not avoid,
hating you so much
and is that you do not hear me or you act like deaf

I can not stand
this situation,
I already want a man
not a paunchy male
who can treat me like I deserve
That give me trust
affection and respect,
it is a person
gallant and very elegant
that live at home and not in the canteen

I can not live life like this
I need a man to make me happy
I can not stand this situation any longer
I need a man, not a paunchy male.

 

[Waifu Days]

Do any Spanish-speaking Kiwis have any good breakup songs for our poor hermano Ralph?

A song for the girlfriend that will probably have the rage pig chased out of ole Mexico. It has a nice tempo to run to, fatty.

Spoiler: Translation

On the heights of a steep mountain range
a regiment was encamped,
and a young woman bravely follows them,
madly in love with the sergeant.

Popular among the troop was Adelita,
the woman that the sergeant idolized,
and besides being brave she was pretty,
so that even the colonel respected her.

And it was heard that the one who loved her so much said:
If Adelita were to leave with another man,
I’d follow her by land and sea
if by sea, in a warship;
if by land, in a military train.

If Adelita would like to be my wife,
if Adelita would be my woman,
I’d buy her a silk dress
to take her to the barracks dance.

 

[Softdrinks]

-snip-

I know its probably already been said but Ralph will ignore this on the basis that you said it. Dude will stay in mexico just to spite you or some shit.

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

-snip-

I dont even think these "no credit, no problem" places would take his business down in texas and if they did it would be extremely expensive (money ralph does not have).

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Anyone else hear Funkytown faintly playing? Seems to be getting louder.

 

[Devious Dave]

Reprobate Ralph

 

[4090 Chad]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

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Someone hit up Ghostpolitics. I remember him screaming at Ralph that he would come beat his ass if he came to Texas.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph now speedrunning the BPD psycho arc, everyone knows you're supposed to get your partner fully dependent and isolated before you start trying to kill them.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph WILL NOT leave Mexico, the Ralphamale don't scare, bish.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

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Paraguay/Africa arc inches closer! No way Ralphamale can go to Texas with Child support payments.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Comin home to the land his daddy gave him.

The only place Ralph can live in the US is the swamp that Ronnie Ralph left him. If he moves to Texas I have to assume he'll be out in the middle of nowhere on scrub land and probably in a trailer.

There are a few ghost towns on Route 66 in Texas with plenty of free real estate for Ralph squat in

 

[Null]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

FORD THE RIO GRANDE, RAPIDO RAPIDO

 

[Fornicario]

I can't believe this spicy latinx didn't stay with Ralph for his mastery of women pleasuring techniques. Oh well, I guess we'll be seeing him strung from a highway in 3 pieces soon.

Depends on if the sicarios punch it right off the bat or take it nice and slow so the road rash builds up.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Come back to the US: Get served
Stay in Mexico: Get severed

 

[Local Fed]

If the Ralphamale, one of the most revered political commentators of the 21st century, in all of his gunt glory can't keep his Mexican whore girlfriend then what hope is there for the common man?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Do any Spanish-speaking Kiwis have any good breakup songs for our poor hermano Ralph?

Corazon Diablo

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