🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SpergioLeonne]

If Deni is connected to the cartel at all, and she knows where his stye is at in Merida, Ralph is fucking dead.

She doesn’t need to be. It would be a proactive PR move

 

[Escalating Violence]

Poor ralph even is hooker is alogging him.

Her pimp/cartel handlers are gonna alog him soon too if he keeps it up.

 

[Beavis]

Now Ralph has a though choice ahead of him, either he takes a fat L and flees Mejico like a little bitch and gives the A-hogs a W OR, he stays where he is and risks getting beheaded by a Cartel, or by family members of Pantsu, what will the Ralphamale do now?

If he feels any real danger he’s coming back to the states. Child support be damned.

 

[Waifu Days]

aye carumba ralph dejo de hacerle pagos a su puta mexicana

Simón. Sin dinero sin amor.

cerdito gordo corrió

 

[The Ancestor]

I thought I was out of the Ralphaverse, but you keep dragging me back in god damn it.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

He'd only be able to control someone with a broken mind that's as immature as he is.

so it's looking pretty good for elaine right now.

Wow, I thought Girlfriend Experience just meant they’d talk to you and cuddle. He must have paid for extra to have it end the realistically. 10/10 Ralphagals we can’t stop winning.

dont tell anyone you heard it form me, but lot of escorts are willing to make long term deals with clients. sometimes it last only for a weekend, sometimes you can get exclusivity for a month or more. just depends on the escort and how much you are willing to pay.

This is going to be what finally kills Jim, he’s going to keel over laughing.

he almost legit died laughing on stream about the mooncrickets song. ill be pissed if it is ralph rather than mooncrickets is what did it to jim.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

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That pig is gonna oink he can’t help himself.

 

[JAKL II]

HE'S SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING FLEEING

 

[Waifu Days]

I thought I was out of the Ralphaverse, but you keep dragging me back in god damn it.

It looks like he's taking this on a world tour.

 

[porkWellington]

Isn't Ralph's brother Evan a vegetable? He's living a better life than Ralph.

Also isn't there a "death watch" for Lolcows? I nominate Ralph.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Are ya winning there Ralph?

He now has two children, he’s guaranteed that his genes will carry onto to next generation.

Go the Genghis Khan route Ralph, have as many bastard children as possible. Then get shot by police and die a hero like George Floyd.

 

[AltisticRight]

so it's looking pretty good for elaine right now.

Isn't she in Bongland?
If Ethan Ralph ever tries to trot his way into London, you know he'll try to rebound with Nora or court the local Brits, such as Fatima and Jacqueline.

 

[The Ancestor]

Ralph, I beg you. There's a beautiful young woman* who's single and could use a strong man to protect her. She even has a successful streaming career.

*Keffals​

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

HE'S SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING FLEEING
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He is just laying out kayfabe for attention he got felted but he also is getting noticed and he loves the audience.

 

[LtGeneralHorsetrash]

I'm not 100% up on the lore, but didn't Ralph say Pantsuela doesn't speak English and they had to use Google Translate all the time? How is she talking to Faith in DMs then?
A bit sus, given Vickers bloodline is not trustworthy

You can copy/paste text in and out of google translate to your DM's. This is very easy to do.

Puedes copiar/pegar texto dentro y fuera del traductor de Google en tu DM. Esto es muy fácil de hacer.

 

[Major von der Westfront]

The Mexican Inquisition will reform just for El Gordo. We know of him and we shall reap his soul and feed him to retarded americunts who come to our country. All just to build a wall for him and only him.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Someone hit up Ghostpolitics. I remember him screaming at Ralph that he would come beat his ass if he came to Texas.

Someone alert Ghost @ TCR! Ghost has an outstanding troll war and do not enter Texas order on The Gunt.

Ghost Politics issued an order that Ralph is banned from Texas back in June 2022.

Wherever the Ralphamalé goes, he has enemies all over the place. Tough!

Ghost will be live in about 30 minutes here: https://vaughn.live/ghost

TTS donos will be most effective in bringing this development to his attention.

EDIT: unless he no-shows at the last minute, as the lazy hambone is wont to do from time to time.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Ralph is the type of guy to beat his gf after his team wins.

All the Chiefs haters need to apologize. When the Chiefs win, Ralph looses.

 

[Tofu Dust]

We need a survey on how he's gonna deal with this. I have a gut feeling he'll flee Mexico.

 

[The Wokest]

You don't take pictures with hookers.
You don't date hookers.
If you wanna do something nice for a hooker call her a taxi after you are done, DO NOT FEED HER.

Is this a fat guy thing? First boogie taking them to Disney and shit and now Ralph doing this, Hey Ralph if you read this try Thailand next time and apply the rules I set for you up there.