His diet is "eat as much as you want" and he's interpreting that as a personal challenge. Calories are apparently imaginary to him.
Some light soups are good for this, even just a broth has outsized effects for what its actually made of. Miso's become a breakfast favorite of mine just because its bizarrely filling for being so low calorie. Of course Jack would immediately refuse it on the grounds of being Soy.
I think this fat fucker can’t let go of the sugar filled rubs and sauces.
Pretty much any leafy green, low calorie vegetable you could eat as much as you want of and you wouldn't gain weight. Things like celery, broccoli, spinach, etc... Plus if you ate that much, you'd get diarrhea real bad from all of the insoluable fiber. Broccoli has something like 80 calories per pound, so even if you eat 20 lb of broccoli in a day (good luck with that), it'd be only 1600 calories. I think spinach and celery are even less.
Not even a month into his 'diet' (that he regularly cheated on when going out to eat with Hammy) and fatty is already throwing in the towel on tracking his weight/BP. Apparently Jack has found the miracle cure for all his ailments so there's no point in tracking his dangerously high blood pressure anymore, even though this 'diet' of his hasn't caused him to lose any non-water weight after four weeks. Who could have ever predicted that eating slabs of uncooked beef and blocks of cheese for lunch would put you in a caloric surplus?
Jack's cardiac monitor will plateau soon too.
You know someone is in good health when they have trouble controlling which direction their eyes are looking when making different facial expressions.
They're windows into his brain which is half dead tissue. It's just lesions and fluid. There's barely a human behind those eyes and what's left is dying.
I said it before and I'll say it again: it is a mighty level of karma that instead of being given a quick release of death from his health problems, Jack instead loses functions one by one and has to live as a prisoner inside his own body.
There are certainly people who deserve such a horrifying, undignified, slow death more than Jack, but not many who voluntarily inflict it on themselves out of pure pigheaded stupidity.
Taylor swift is one of the biggest pop stars in the world. it makes sense since football has been losing viewers and a major star like Taylor could bring more people to watch it. fuckin' hell jack, grow up.
The self inflicted nature of it makes it the most karmic of all. Literally all Jack has to do is realize how he's hurting himself, and he can stop the suffering from getting worse. Instead, he reaches for the meat flour.
He's had decades worth of time to change course and countless medical warning signs that should have given him motivation to change his ways. Its hard to feel sorry for someone that does this to himself and refuses to take any sort of accountability for his situation, narcissists like Jack will never change.
Couldn't happen to a better person.
I've said it repeatedly, his idea of normal is something anyone else would find as a fucking medical emergency. Unable to breathe? Normal. Unable to wipe? Normal. Barely able to see? Normal. Everyone telling him something is wrong, attempting to give him proper advice, or seek professional advice as if they're his MOM are the abnormal ones worrying about his clearly improving health as he's learned from his expert brother Charles and random people on tiktok. 5000 calories a day? Normal, he's got to eat before he eats. Do you want him to starve or something?
Jack Brezhnev really reassuring the Pack here,
