🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Blewberry Nausea]

Pay for my children’s well being or stay in Mexico where I am wearing out my welcome fast.

I CANNOT DECIDE.

 

[maguyver16]

Ralph's life is really just one Catch-22 after another, isn't it?

 

[AltisticRight]

Probably cheaper but with a higher chance of finding out they have a dick. Not sure that would dissuade Ralph though.

He had to pause for minutes to think if he'd "moob-fuck Lucas' big tits (sic)".

So yeah, he'll enjoy that black kiss.

 

[Fornicario]

I called it, he put his hands on the Mexicana. She already said she's going to tell her family, this could end up with Ralph in a barrel. Insecure retard.

Barrels are boring. Can Deni's family go for a necklacing? The smell of burning fat will make it festive, like a pinata who is also the barbecued dog food.

 

[free_protons4u]

I have a terrible track record predicting things like this, in fact I'm like 0%. But I am not buying this for a couple of reasons:
- I thought her English was very poor. She writes as well as an 8th grade drop out
- Some of the typos are something I believe a native speaker would make, not someone who is not fluent. Specifically, saying that he is still making "poster" instead of "posts" leads me to believe that this was written by a native speaker.
- Similar to the "whoops, the federalis just boarded the bus and threatened the driver" work, his new posts are exactly what the Kiwifarms audience wants to see. Ralph wouldn't say he wants to go to Texas now; he wouldn't announce it, he would say some grandiose shit about not scaring and then suddenly just show up in Texas calling everyone who believed him a retard.

My hypotheses, in order of likelihood:
- Ralph and Deni are fucking with Faith together and doing a "work"
- Faith Vickers (known retard; gunted) was taken in by a fake account that has Deni's pfp and information, although this doesn't explain Ralph deleting Tweets and Deni locking her profile down if they were not directly involved

 

[Look--an Alien!]

What a complete retard

Look, Ralph, your thread is back to adding pages per minute! You did it! Hooray, congrats!

Those Mexicans are gonna skin you lol

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He had to pause for minutes to think if he'd "moob-fuck Lucas' big tits (sic)".

So yeah, he'll enjoy that black kiss.

Ralph has a non zero chance of someday experiencing Ebola as an std

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Him and jersh coming back to America on the same day is gonna give so many law enforcement agencies so much unexpected paperwork.

 

[sallowhal]

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Leave it to a Vickers to completely fuck things up once again. Rather than asking questions like "what happened" after she said ralph tried to kill her, and having a conversation, Faith chose to spend the majority of their exchange talking about herself.

she's talking to a scared woman who recently escaped domestic violence. it would be an extremely autistic thing to ask "can you give me the explicit details of what you just survived less than 24 hours ago so i can post it online for everyone to see?" easy way to scare her off and get her to completely shut down about it.

keeping an open line of communication, encouraging her to make a police report, and showering her with support will pretty much guarantee details later, in one form or another.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

He deleted the pics with his "girlfriend" from his Instagram account. It's really over

 

[Fornicario]

Him and jersh coming back to America on the same day is gonna give so many law enforcement agencies so much unexpected paperwork.

The ultimate irony is Jersh has moral high ground to stand on.

 

[AnOminous]

He had to pause for minutes to think if he'd "moob-fuck Lucas' big tits (sic)".

So yeah, he'll enjoy that black kiss.

If he ends up in Mexican prison he'll be tossing a lot of taco salads.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Ralph should lose his passport and enter the US as an illegal immigrant. The Wetback Ralph arc can begin. All his debt: gone. Probably get free money and a bus ticket to anywhere he wants too. New identity as Jesus Cesar. Do it, piggy.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Vietnam has lots of buffets now to attract tourists and slightly less of a chance of running into a ladyboy compared to the Philippines and Thailand. Although the bugs are bigger than his dick, he might get self conscious and start beating any woman he's with if a mosquito buzzes by.

 

[Telemeter]

Barrels are boring. Can Deni's family go for a necklacing? The smell of burning fat will make it festive, like a pinata who is also the barbecued dog food.

It looks like Deni is from about 1000 miles away from Merida. Depending on how bad exactly what Ralph did was, her family might just let it go and give her a spanking instead for being a dumb slut.

However, if it crosses a certain line, Ralph will be lucky if the the cops are all he has to deal with.

I do 100% believe Ralph abused her in some way, cause that's just what he does, specially to women. Ralph will go out of his way to attack other men's women even, cause he's a huge bitch and its the only way he can ever even feel like he has power over someone.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

He deleted the pics with his "girlfriend" from his Instagram account. It's really over

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he is so fucking stupid. why is he spending time on that now?

he should be cleaning his shack out for traces of drugs and/or head for the border immediately.

if she gets the cops on him he is fucked.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Oh God, if Ralph dies in mexico and coach dies In Ukraine then null has to get to America quick before the expat reaper comes for him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

she's talking to a scared woman who recently escaped domestic violence. it would be an extremely autistic thing to ask "can you give me the explicit details of what you just survived less than 24 hours ago so i can post it online for everyone to see?" easy way to scare her off and get her to completely shut down about it.

keeping an open line of communication, encouraging her to make a police report, and showering her with support will pretty much guarantee details later, in one form or another.

I don't think that "SupremeGentleman" has ever been with a woman so they wouldn't know how they think.

Oh God, if Ralph dies in mexico and coach dies In Ukraine then null has to get to America quick before the expat reaper comes for him.

Jersh has been a good boy though. He's just riling up the trannies on X.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

FIRE UP A STREAM RALPH

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

Oh God, if Ralph dies in mexico and coach dies In Ukraine then null has to get to America quick before the expat reaper comes for him.

no, not @Null, who would Keffals have to blame everything on?