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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%

  • Total voters
    118
i think you guys have to calm down your expectations a bit
he's not gonna get assassinated for abusing some prostitute. whores get mistreated by clients on a daily basis, and as long as they stay in working order their pimps don't do much about it, otherwise they'd have to discard like half their customer base
If there's any risk, the most likely source seems like it'd be any male family she has.
 
Saying it now, I don't think Ralph actually physically assaulted this bitch. My guess is that she realized he wouldn't give her anymore money because he's running out and figured she can try to grift off of him somehow. Wouldn't be surprised if her, Faith, and Pantsu start an official a-hogging podcast with a patreon.
 
You guys don't seriously believe everyone in Mexico just knows cartel members they can call on for favors right? lol
No, but Deni said she was considering calling la policia and, of course, Faith was encouraging her. If Deni does that then Gunt is going to get arrested and held in a MX Jail. Thats a fact. Also, yeah Deni is from Guerrero and this all went down in MX City but Deni’s BFF, the one begging her to move in with her, lives in Merida, and has a bunch of friends in Merida. Ralph is in real danger here.
 
Gals and guys, I don't know if Ralph has the pesos for fuel, much less tolls... Nevermind staying awake for 25 hours.
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People tend to exaggerate about this. Ralph should just stay cool; stay where he is and sit it out. She ain’t doing nothing and neither are any of her John’s looking for doing a beat down in exchange for services. Her brothers won’t do anything either. No one going to recognize a piglet driving a red truck.

Just stay where you are Ralph. Steady now.
 
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