🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Makoto Niijima]

Let's not forget Ralph's tips on how to fuck a woman.

My guess is Ralph didn't have the 1/2 gram of coke .

Faith Chimes in :

 

[HarveySperg41]

get out of mexico ralph

On a motorcycle

Edit: I had to make this lol

 

[MarMar049]

Ralph's got a long way till he makes it to the border of Mexico. With a conflict brewing in Texas over the border, he might as well die in a blaze of glory.

Can't wait for the pictures of him trying to crawl through the barbed wire.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

There's a non zero chance ralph dies at the border at eagle pass and immediately becomes a hotly debated political topic as both sides use a dead American citizen at the border as a political battle ground.

I can't fucking wait for the MATI stream tomorrow.

 

[Brutality]

BISH I DON'T SCARE!!

Stay vigilant that the boogeymen don't come at night and feed you to the pigs Ralph, you colossal fucking retard. If there's any saving grace to this at least he didn't knock this one up

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

A pig trying to fuck a taco is gonna get spit roasted for cracking the shell. Couldn’t be Ethan.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Odale Mexico
For all you chicanos with your street to the ear
I've been asked to relay a request from our friendly neighborhood cartel
It's a special for Ethan Ralph
That's the gunted rage hog from Merida
And I do mean Ethan Ralph
Here's a hit with him in mind

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Can we get a Ralph AI version of Margeritaville? I know it's the only time we'll ever hear him admit fault.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Ralph is gonna end up like Tortuga from Breaking Bad only with a pig instead of a tortoise

 

[Retink Retunk]

Something something, Null, something something, conservatives and women.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph's life is really just one Catch-22 after another, isn't it?

He might catch a couple .22s over this one

 

[Asperchewy]

Gunts going to use his flabby "Fat-Skinny guy" excess skin to flee Mexico like a wing suit from Just Cause.

 

[Telemeter]

Him and jersh coming back to America on the same day is gonna give so many law enforcement agencies so much unexpected paperwork.

Null + Ralph roommate arc.

Two internet personalities hiding from the world in a farm house in the middle of Montana, the real Fishtank.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

There's a non zero chance ralph dies at the border at eagle pass and immediately becomes a hotly debated political topic as both sides use a dead American citizen at the border as a political battle ground.

I can't fucking wait for the MATI stream tomorrow.

If this happens, this would be the second person from the Sektur to become important in current-day American politics. The Sektur will never die.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

POV: The cartels chasing down Ralph.

 

[zionlion1488]

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You're honestly giving him good advice. If a Mexican citizen accuses him of a crime, they'll throw him in jail without a fair trial.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Null + Ralph roommate arc.

Two internet personalities hiding from the world in a farm house in the middle of Montana, the real Fishtank.

Isn't the property formally known as the unicorn ranch up for sale?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Only an addict would be so desperate to treat women like punching bags to knowingly try to kill a senorita in the heart of cartel land.

Forget the Cartel. A young Mexican woman, she's 20/21, is going to have many male family members, and male friends of the family who will likely be more violent than any cartel upon el gordo gringo puto. I would say he should flee mexico city ASAP, since it's close to her family, but she actually has several friends, including multiple males, in Merida.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Forget the Cartel. A young Mexican woman, she's 20/21, is going to have many male family members, and male friends of the family who will likely be more violent than any cartel upon el gordo gringo puto. I would say he should flee mexico city ASAP, since it's close to her family, but she actually has several friends, including multiple males, in Merida.

You just know the fat fuck will dox himself and risk getting skinned alive by Pablo and Jose.

 

[Um...]

HE'S SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING FLEEING
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This fucking fool, oinking ‘it’s nawt TRUUUUU’
Like right, Deni just totally made it all up. Fucking dandruff-covered scabby scumbag.