🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

A lot of you are in here saying Ralph isn’t actually in danger as if Mexicans aren’t a violent, short-sighted little tribe of subhumans.

If its someone who knows how to evade people hunting them or how to keep a low profile, then sure, you have a point.
Ralph sticks out like a sore thumb and cannot keep his profile down to save his life.
Even the most retarded cartel thug could find Ralph.

 

[FiveStarAce]

SHAMEFULL.

 

[HarveySperg41]

If its someone who knows how to evade people hunting them or how to keep a low profile, then sure, you have a point.
Ralph sticks out like a sore thumb and cannot keep his profile down to save his life.
Even the most retarded cartel thug could find Ralph.

I’m sure Ralph will be fine lol.

 

[Null]

If I were Ralph, I'd go to the swamp, buy a used single-wide for cheap, plop it on the land, and then find some black woman on medicaid to score xans off of because that's as good as it's going to get for him.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

If I were Ralph, I'd go to the swamp, buy a used single-wide for cheap, plop it on the land, and then find some black woman on medicaid to score xans off of because that's as good as it's going to get for him.

And he'll piss off her family and have the hoodrats on his ass.
The Ralphamale cannot win to save his life

 

[Fascist Kirk]

Ralph is beating up Mexican prostitutes now?

 

[4090 Chad]

If I were Ralph, I'd go to the swamp, buy a used single-wide for cheap, plop it on the land, and then find some black woman on medicaid to score xans off of because that's as good as it's going to get for him.

That wouldn’t work. Most black women would fight back and likely kick the shit out of Ralph if he tried to ragepig at them.

 

[Waifu Days]

Where is he gonna go? He can’t go to a normal job he is too belligerent and untalented. He can’t get an audience in media he has the attention span of a terminally ill Alzheimer’s patient. He can’t do anything but be a sperg.

Ralph could break out into the indie pro wrestling scene.

 

[Braphamut]

@ethanralph

pls rember that wen you feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

PS: write that book before you gonzo

 

[HarveySperg41]

I had some fun generating these. Ralph is going to go escape to Texas.

 

[LaCreaturaDeLasAmerica]

You guys don't seriously believe everyone in Mexico just knows cartel members they can call on for favors right? lol

My uncle, a professor, literally knows people who can do hits and casually offered to off some cop (for a price) who harassed my dad after he called around to try to get them fired (highly corrupt country). My sister in law's sister is married to a cartel hitman. Etc. Pretty much everyone in Mexico is like two people removed from a cartel member. Regardless though, Mexico has a very macho culture outside of Mexico city, and it doesn't take a cartel member to beat someone to death there if they push hard enough.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

If I were Ralph, I'd go to the swamp, buy a used single-wide for cheap, plop it on the land, and then find some black woman on medicaid to score xans off of because that's as good as it's going to get for him.

He can’t do that because he owns only a percentage interest in the Ralphaswamp. His Uncle owns the other 50% interest. Gunt can’t do a thing to or on the property without letting his Uncle know and getting his OK and we know that his Uncle isn’t speaking to him right now from the DMs Harry leaked where Gunt is begging Harry to reach out to Uncle Ralph for Gunt.

Uncle Ralph is probably pissed that Gunt skipped paying the property taxes on Ronnie’s Crack Shack for 2 years straight so now the County’s going to auction it off.

 

[FiveStarAce]

What country is next on the list? Ralph is too much of a bitch to stay in mexico now.

 

[Twinkie]

He also can't afford a trailer even a gross used one. He should just be one of those van life vloggers or streamers and live out of his truck

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He's going to take a merchant ship to Mauritius

 

[Bryan Dunn]

What country is next on the list? Ralph is too much of a bitch to stay in mexico now.

His pickup truck is the last bastion left. Hes broke as fuck and now has to run. Luckily hes already packed basically. Whats he got to bring with him?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He can’t do that because he owns only a percentage interest in the Ralphaswamp. His Uncle owns the other 50% interest. Gunt can’t do a thing to or on the property without letting his Uncle know and getting his OK and we know that his Uncle isn’t speaking to him right now from the DMs Harry leaked where Gunt is begging Harry to reach out to Uncle Ralph for Gunt

Plus judging by the street view, you'd need some pontoons to float that trailer. I don't know if there's dry land in the entire parcel.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Just his stetson hat and shades

The last ride of Pilly The Kid

 

[Thumb Butler]

"He's an ugly person inside and out", Mexican girlfriend-for-hire writes.

 

[Hüftpriester]

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