🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[mindlessobserver]

It's a race to see who will get em first. The cartels or the Federales. It's a pig race, if you will.

 

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ]

Putting hands on a mexican prostitute? Hope her Handler doesn’t come pay you a visit there Ralphie.

I don't know nothing about Padrotes (Pimps), but the narco usually fucks with people they know they can fuck. So, if Pantzuela has a Padrote, it's very likely that he already knows that EL PUERCO it's white trash (broke ass).
If something bad happens to Ralph, he's just going to magically disappear...

Even if it's not the cartel. You underestimate family and family friends doing just as much damage

Usually prostitutes, or whatever the fuck pantzuela was doesn't have a good relationship whith their families.

 

[MarMar049]

What country is next on the list? Ralph is too much of a bitch to stay in mexico now.

Colombia, idk why it just seems perfect.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

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Lmao what wicked efforts? He ruins his life just fine on his own.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Whats he got to bring with him?

Nora and May's dildo(s)

 

[Pomniman]

What country is next on the list? Ralph is too much of a bitch to stay in mexico now.

He should move to India next, they'd worship him as the pig avatar of Vishnu and he has a successful track record with the darkies. They'd render their garments, bloody bish bastard sir.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Lmao what wicked efforts? He ruins his life just fine on his own.

Lmao what life? He's practically a slug.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ukraine still needs volunteers!

I found a flight from Mexico City to Warsaw that leaves in an hour for less than $900. Can we crowdfund it in time?

EDIT: Just noticed that's round-trip so we might get him there for half that!

 

[God's strongest milkman]

What state is Ralph's land in again? Was it Tennessee? For some reason I thought it was like Louisiana.

 

[Waifu Days]

Go to the Philippines, start a pig farm, make erotic audiobooks, and marry your true love """woman""", Ralph.

 

[Sam Losco]

Listen you idiots. Ralph can't die in Mexico because then we'll never know just how little his papa's ring isn't worth.

We should be starting a fundraiser to rescue him and get him safely back to the States. We need to get Tucker in on this.

 

[Funkmaster]

ALERT ALERT RALPH HAS JUST STARTED A TWITTER SPACE!!

BOTTLES ARE CLANGING!!

KINO THREAT LEVEL 1000000

 

[Art School Admissions]

If I were Ralph, I'd go to the swamp, buy a used single-wide for cheap, plop it on the land, and then find some black woman on medicaid to score xans off of because that's as good as it's going to get for him.

Nigga he still has child support payments. Hed be lucky to buy a tool shed.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Usually this man would just fire up a stream by now on his phone or whatever. Hes really fucking scared this time.

ALERT ALERT RALPH HAS JUST STARTED A TWITTER SPACE!!

BOTTLES ARE CLANGING!!

KINO THREAT LEVEL 1000000

Can you stream it to somewhere for the people without an X account?

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Usually this man would just fire up a stream by now on his phone or whatever. Hes really fucking scared this time.

He just said "I'm considering a lot of options how I should proceed" Nigga LISTEN to Null. Leave Mexico. Get the fuck out of there.

 

[HarveySperg41]

What country is next on the list? Ralph is too much of a bitch to stay in mexico now.

I saw someone suggest the Philippines, but I don’t think Ralph would do well there. They would kick roast the Gunt there pretty fast. Philapinos really enjoy some pork adobo.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I guess we can call her the Mex-Ex now.

 

[Pomniman]

Listen you idiots. Ralph can't die in Mexico because then we'll never know just how little his papa's ring isn't worth.

We should be starting a fundraiser to rescue him and get him safely back to the States. We need to get Tucker in on this.

Alternatively Andrew Tate's force ghost can whisk our mensch away to the Romanian land of the gypsies where he can be their new KANG.

 

[MarMar049]

>muh us citizen
That sure worked out for Lira.

 

[Twinkie]

omg he's saying she threatened him, claimed she has political/law enforcement connections