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Anime Body Pillows Are One Thing, but I Draw the Line at Menstrual Products​

I go to conventions, and I’m a Jujutsu Kaisen fan. It wouldn’t be a lie to say that I’ve seen levels of degeneracy that normal human beings could not comprehend or tolerate.

But not even seeing thirsty fans get their hair pulled by their favorite characters at my local conventions was able to prepare me for this bloody mess. It all started with a used tampon, a Gojo Satoru figure, and a TikTok user then known as Azzy (@azulliee_). As much as I want to beg you to put two and two together, it’s my job to witness and explain the horrors.

In a now-deleted Tiktok video captioned “Gojo after Toji jumped him colorized,” Azzy was shown squeezing her used tampon on top of a Gojo Satoru scale figure with her bare hands. This event became widely known to the Jujutsu Kaisen fandom as the “Gojo Tampon Incident.” If Gojo Satoru had wifi and a Tiktok account in the Prison Realm, he’d want to be sealed forever after seeing the horrors of this tampon incident.

But not even seeing thirsty fans get their hair pulled by their favorite characters at my local conventions was able to prepare me for this bloody mess. It all started with a used tampon, a Gojo Satoru figure, and a TikTok user then known as Azzy (@azulliee_). As much as I want to beg you to put two and two together, it’s my job to witness and explain the horrors.

In a now-deleted Tiktok video captioned “Gojo after Toji jumped him colorized,” Azzy was shown squeezing her used tampon on top of a Gojo Satoru scale figure with her bare hands. This event became widely known to the Jujutsu Kaisen fandom as the “Gojo Tampon Incident.” If Gojo Satoru had wifi and a Tiktok account in the Prison Realm, he’d want to be sealed forever after seeing the horrors of this tampon incident.

 

[Meat Target]

When will a weebcon get the True Grorious Nippon Experience of sarin gas or a fire in the building?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I'll never understand women, especially the ones who look at an anime character and think "Oh yeah, I want that face all up in my hoo haw while I shed the lining of my uterus and flush out my unfertilized egg."

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Gross, also its a fucking cartoon.

 

[Thiletonomics]

I'll never understand women, especially the ones who look at an anime character and think "Oh yeah, I want that face all up in my hoo haw while I shed the lining of my uterus and flush out my unfertilized egg."

If you thought anime-branded pads were , then what about anime-branded toilet paper?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

If you thought anime-branded pads were , then what about anime-branded toilet paper?

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That's just on the packaging. Let me know when they start printing the characters on the sheets so I can go to the anime forums and let them know I'm doing unspeakably horrible things to their waifus.

 

[Thiletonomics]

That's just on the packaging. Let me know when they start printing the characters on the sheets so I can go to the anime forums and let them know I'm doing unspeakably horrible things to their waifus.

That's also a thing too, one example being Genjitsu no Yohane toilet paper:

 

[stupid frog]

I'll never understand women, especially the ones who look at an anime character and think "Oh yeah, I want that face all up in my hoo haw while I shed the lining of my uterus and flush out my unfertilized egg."

This "article" is about a girl squeezing her tampon on a figure.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Even though this is some anime I've never seen that only zoomers watch, this feels almost refreshingly nostalgic in its subhumanity, like it came straight out of the 00s era of yaoi paddles. Maybe some disgusting yaoi-obsessed hambeast mated with a fatass at one of those cons, shat out a little zoomzoom 9 months later, and then 20 years later the zoomer copied its mother's degeneracy.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I've always dreamed of menstruating on tuxshedo kamen. Now, my dream has become a reality. You take those spoiled eggs, Mamo Chan!

 

[Male Idiot]

Games Workshop should capitalise on this.

Khorne is the perfect mascot.

Bleeding and psycho, let Khorne drink all your blood. He cares not from where it flows. Blood for the Blood God, Tampons for the Tampon Throne.

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

Games Workshop should capitalise on this.

no, KF should capitalise on this and sell slobbermutt men's menstrual pads merchandise

 

[Hitman One]

When will a weebcon get the True Grorious Nippon Experience of sarin gas or a fire in the building?

Inshallah brother, soon.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you thought anime-branded pads were , then what about anime-branded toilet paper?

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Those designs are fitting for toilet paper

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I go to conventions, and I’m a Jujutsu Kaisen fan.

Oh, so it's retarded.

 

[WelperHelper99]

That's also a thing too, one example being Genjitsu no Yohane toilet paper:

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What a way to show you care about a show- wiping your ass with waifus. Seriously, TP is already expensive, this is just decadence

 

[neverendingmidi]

There was an animated Chinese BL that did a tie-in commercial for pads. It was generally regarded as hilariously WTF by fans of the series.

 

[Kulee Baba]

If you thought anime-branded pads were , then what about anime-branded toilet paper?

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I feel this would have meme value if you could get it for characters that angry weebs love to hate. Like the whole meme of hating Evangelion's Asuka.

 

[Meat Target]

Games Workshop should capitalise on this.

Khorne is the perfect mascot.

Bleeding and psycho, let Khorne drink all your blood. He cares not from where it flows. Blood for the Blood God, Tampons for the Tampon Throne.

The only "women" who play Warhammer are dual disciples of Slaanesh and Nurgle, so GW would make more money off pear of anguish dilators.

Oh, so it's retarded.

Not to simp, but I'll give it credit for acknowledging this:

It wouldn’t be a lie to say that I’ve seen levels of degeneracy that normal human beings could not comprehend or tolerate.

...and in the Mary Sue, of all places.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Gross, also its a fucking cartoon.

JJK has a lot of smokin hot husbandos.

Even though this is some anime I've never seen that only zoomers watch

It's good, you're missing out.