Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[glass_houses]

Hilariously enough, Baldwin is almost 90% white. Leave it to the ultra woke to live in a city with fewer than 100 black people according to the 2020 census.

It's easy to be woke when you're not having the population you're stanning sitting in your lap.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:


J IG:

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

J is agoraphobic cause when she lived in Massachusetts everyone she encountered tried to roll her back into the ocean

That brings new meaning to "from the river to the sea".

 

[GenociderSyo]

New tattoo for Corissa.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

Isn't Corissa like a communist? How can she possibly be okay with tattooing a corporate logo/advertisement on her skin? I'm baffled.

Also baffled by the football post - Just guessing but I think she is saying she wishes she had a counter-culture reason for wearing a Chiefs sweatshirt which would make her feminine and young and cool but she is wearing it for the same reason as any average ordinary boring Kansas citizen would be wearing a Chiefs sweatshirt. Is that supposed to be funny or tragic?

 

[Terfatron]

Is that supposed to be funny or tragic?

Why chose?
Corissa is always tragic and that's funny as fuxk

 

[OttoWest]

 

[LonesomeDud]

I think we should all stop laughing at Corissa for getting a tattoo at the suggestion of a girl she liked. I bet some insightful, smart, sexy people have done it, too.

 

[Narwhal]

I think we should all stop laughing at Corissa for getting a tattoo at the suggestion of a girl she liked. I bet some insightful, smart, sexy people have done it, too.

Still a fucking dumb thing to do. Never forget that Corissa deserves every mockery she gets

 

[Haram-Habibi]

A diabetic with a candy tattoo.

Keep whistlin' past the graveyard, Coco.

 

[HamFan]

I know she said the tattoo's on her arm, but my brain just sees (still fat) leg and foot in those pics.


Look at how fucking dirty her pants are!

 

[thejackal2]

I know she said the tattoo's on her arm, but my brain just sees (still fat) leg and foot in those pics.

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Look at how fucking dirty her pants are!

Wow, really living her values, New Balance is famously a GOP oriented sneaker brand. Not that normal people GAF but for some loon like Coco whose whole brand is virtue signalling you'd think she'd avoid them.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:


J IG:

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

That brings new meaning to "from the river to the sea".

From the the river to the sea, J Aprileo will be free.

 

[FarmVille]

Palestinian prisoners, remain in captivity, or sniff J?

 

[Constellationzero]

New tattoo for Corissa.

And Don't you say anything BAD!

You just don't ruhlizze the DEEPDEEPDEEPDEEPDEEPDEEPDEEPDEEPDEEPDEEPDEEP SPRITUAL MEANING Werthers Family Originals has to Corissa and her slug culture.

Bigots.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I'm just going to take a moment to say that I had barely noticed the existence of Werther's Originals until a handful of years ago, when all of a sudden late Millennials and Zoomers were all over them as a nostalgic "grandpa" candy, the kind Gramps kept in the pockets of all his cardigans and jackets, and handed out to his adoring grandchildren.

Before that, they were just a candy on the supermarket shelf that I'd never tried, and had no interest in—stocked on an upper shelf right next to those gross English Allsorts. Somebody must have been buying them; nothing stays on a supermarket shelf unless it's moving at a reliable, steady pace. But nobody I knew had ever tried them. None of the old codgers I've been friends with did, and most of them were cardigan-wearing grandpas and great-grandpas (who carried rolls of wintergreen or peppermint Life Savers, if they carried any candy at all; usually they had cough drops instead).

The only people I have ever seen declare how much they love Werther's Originals have all been really young, or else immature middle-aged adults like Corissa, who have to hop on the caboose of any trend before it rolls of into the sunset, in order to pretend to be relevant.

So I can only conclude that Werther's Originals became a Thing as the result of a paid influencer campaign on social media. It's completely manufactured nostalgia for a niche favorite candy that had steady, but stagnant sales for years, but suddenly every terminally online person under 25 has such fond memories of them?

Yeah, okay. Sure. You can fool the kids, but you can't fool us olds.

All of which, if my hunch is true, makes Corissa's new tattoo even more ridiculous, because here is an overconsuming fatty mooing about the evils of capitalism, while falling hard for a completely manufactured influencer trend, and making a display of loyalty to a corporation by getting their product permanently inked onto her arm. Sweet zombie Jesus, she's dumb.

Oh, and she's a diabetic getting candy tattooed on herself, too, which just takes the stupidity to the next level. Like, really, Coco? LOL.

 

[Frances Kiwi Farmer]

So I can only conclude that Werther's Originals became a Thing as the result of a paid influencer campaign on social media.

Spoiler: Not to keep shitting up this thread with PLing, but:

My grandfather always kept a bunch of half-melted Werther's Originals in his car. I have to imagine that, given the mass nostalgia for the brand today, I can't be the only millennial with this experience. (Of course, the Werther's marketing team has very skillfully capitalized on this nostalgia, too.) A thought on why Werther's nostalgia may resonate more for some than others: Unlike Corissa, my grandfather was an intelligent, hard-working, and loving man who put family before all else. Unfortunately, like Corissa, he was also an obese, poorly controlled diabetic with a powerful sweet tooth. ETA: I wonder if one or more of Corissa's grandparents were fat.

Not to continue to Werthersperg, but I also went to Disney recently-ish (with actual children, ok?) and was surprised to see a special Werther's store inside the park. At the time, it seemed like a really strange collab to me, since I couldn't imagine actual children like butterscotch hard candy that much. But now I think I've cracked the Werther puzzle: for reasons still not entirely clear to me, it's a beloved deathfat candy, a love that spans generations. (Sorry, grandpa.) Nice tattoo, Corissa.

Tldr: Fatties love Werther's and I would still consider buying it at the airport maybe.

 

[stupid frog]

I also went to Disney recently-ish (with actual children, ok?) and was surprised to see a special Werther's store inside the park

Oh, so this is the reason it's popular.

 

[iSaidShhh]

Yeah, this is entirely Corissa trying to be grandmacore/cottagecore/goblincore/whatever the fuck core. Werther's Originals = old people = "young" person quirkily pretending to love old people things = attention. Except nobody is looking at Corissa and thinking what a charming young lady with a quirky old soul, I bet she has an interesting life; they're thinking of course the fat bitch has literal candy tattooed on her arm.

(Those weird hard-then-chewy strawberry things that you got out of a bulk candy bin in an old-fashioned grocery or department store are the superior grandma candy, though.)