Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
I was joking. The only thing even remotely close to pornography that I've ever watched was the first Emmanuelle movie back in the 70's. That, goatse and two girls, one cup represent the totality of my exposure to porn.
I shudder to imagine what seeing only Emmanuelle followed by goatse, and 2g1c would do to a guy mentally. Its like swimming a couple of laps in a kiddie pool then doing a free dive into the mariana trench.

I'm not saying you need to balance your porn diet, but jesus fucking christ, you just swung the two extremes of the spectrum.
 
According to Nick, both he and her have only ever had sex with each other yet she acts like a whore with a dozen abusive ex-boyfriends.
Yes!

Seriously though, its a typical woman moment. "oh honey you were my first" *some time later chatting with the gals* "I had so many boyfriends before nick, and we'd get up to some wild stuff, stuff i'd never do with Nick because he's special to me. only vaginal sex for procreation and handjobs on his birthday"
) and survived much worse than seen today are all suddenly mentally handicapped.
the feminist explanation is that they were always this "mentally handicapped" but the patriarchy kept so many women from writing down and being able to share their issues that we wouldn't be able to know what women really felt for most of history. Its like how we really don't know what life on a plantation is like for a slave. at best we have the blatantly bullshit narratives of reefer madness style evangelical christians during the 1850s that not a single history in the last century would try and say is anywhere close to reality, but the concept of how a slave born on a plantation might have felt about their life or their situation or how they did work on a day to day basis is just lost to the sands of time.
That said, I think Kayla needs a lot of mental and emotional help from a professional
i'd assume with how loaded Nick is and how little he cares about the church this cunt could have been going to a therapist for a long time now. thats the other problem, as good as therapy is almost no one is "cured"
than it is to do any real soul-searching and make an effort to better yourself
while true, the problem is sometimes you're stuck in a situation where soul-searching or trying to resolve your trauma is worse for you than sucking it up. Nicky is literally proof of that, i bet every fan of his wished he just got into therapy 2 years ago than go through this arc
who the fuck takes their phone and/or a beverage into the hot tub?
most adults? its not like the glass is going to slip out of your hands, also phones have been extremely waterproof for a long time now.
They go to the chiropractor weekly
everyone's assumed she's been getting "worked out" by the chiropractor for years now. Wasn't it a black dude too?
n. There's this weird awkward air that just sits on top of them, the displays of affection look performative and every time I see them on stream together it feels like they haven't spoke to each other in a week.
one "worked" at a strip mall and the other raised 5 kids. obviously they wouldn't have much time to be with each other. especially if they were on different sleeping schedules. The concept of the woman changing hard and the male staying the same after kids is also notoriously common as well, so as far as she could tell literally yes they've never met each other. And thats not getting into what horrible shit Nick must have said while blackout or even sober that only Kayla has to deal with. On the off chance she tried bringing it up, he'd just gaslight her. So both of their brains must be so foggy and messed up at this point that they truely haven't been around each other and done things together that they enjoyed for a very long time.

Beyond that is the Knoxville rumors about Kayla going all wild in a way that everyone else was shocked by, and Nick mentioning it was their first vacation without the kids in at least half a decade.
Does Nick actually have autism? I
almost certainly, either that or he's a psychopath. probably both. he's shown a complete lack of understanding social situations and has a backstory typical of a 'tist. so take your pick.
WE WERE RIGHT JOSH STOP DOUBTING US JOSH WE'RE ALREADY RIGHT JOSH
this is why the DSP board got shut down. josh hates people gloating at him
 
Mr. Kiwi-Farms President a second piece of credible evidence of swinging has hit Nick Rekieta.
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There is a question of how Nick even thought discussing this was even slightly a good idea. But much like the answer Nick has for everything, the answer is Alcohol.
Gives a whole new meaning to "inside job"
 
He may have gaslit the fuck out of her, but in any divorce, a mom with five kids and no career is going to keep the kids, keep the house, he's going to have to sell that Rustang for child support and to keep everyone including Kayla living in the manner to which they've become accustomed including probable alimony for a couple years at least, while he lives in a bachelor pad where at least he can continue to keep the paintings on the floor like Lowtax did.

And that's if he has a real lawyer and doesn't do something like represent himself in which case he'd be living in a cardboard refrigerator box by the side of the road until the cardboard box was repossessed.

Minnesota is no-fault divorce but if she needed any grounds, any number of his repulsive pervstreams would have the jury puking on the floor.
The problem Nick has with any divorce is that if he gets hit with levels of child support/alimony befitting a Mega Successful Trial Streamer, he's in for some trouble.

Who knows, he may end up as Ethan Ralph's neighbor in Ecuador or Paraguay or in whatever town along the way from the Yucatan Ralph ends up renting a place in after his truck breaks down.
 
The problem Nick has with any divorce is that if he gets hit with levels of child support/alimony befitting a Mega Successful Trial Streamer, he's in for some trouble.

Who knows, he may end up as Ethan Ralph's neighbor in Ecuador or Paraguay or in whatever town along the way from the Yucatan Ralph ends up renting a place in after his truck breaks down.
And I think he knows it too. Which is what that whole "I'm not lucky" weirdness was about. He knows if his marriage goes tits up, he's fucked. I found it REALLY telling that he went on and on about how awesome it would be to have a prenup. That's not something that happily married men usually have to reflect much on.

Maybe if the divorce happens, he'll rent some hovel above Cup Foods in Minneapolis, get roaring drunk (more so than usual anyways), and broadcast his asshole (PPP style) to 10s of people on the Onlyfans account he always wanted. Drexel will try to come visit, but run afoul of the MPD somehow.
 
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You cannot tell me that women who used to have 16-18 children (in the hopes at least some would survive) and survived much worse than seen today are all suddenly mentally handicapped.
They have always been mentally handicapped. But they were too tired from washing laundry. Internet may have been a mistake but washing machines have been disaster to human civilization :story:
 
I like how the blonde fag hag is mostly ignoring her husband's attempts to get him some balldo in the same way that her twunk is ignoring all of our wife's body language. Body language desperately trying to convey that he's being gross and making everyone uncomfortable.

That is until the very last clip. You see I think I know whats going on here: this man has been realigned - he's a yestergay.

Whats a yestergay? A lot of men bounce around from label to label, never finding their proper gay home. My hunch is that this man has gone from a twink, to a twunk, to a twank.

Whats a twunk? A twink and a twunk, a twink with muscles, but still hairless. So smooth. Incredibly smooth. A twank on the other hand, a twank is no good. Thats a twink and a skank, essentially a ragdoll being passed around from twink to twunk to bear to otter...
This thread was better when it had trigonometry and catfish, not whatever the fuck this.

I'm adding this post to my suicide note.
 
I don't think I could be capable of being in a jacuzzi/hot tub at night with another couple without feeling uncomfortable, especially in close proximity and with alcohol involved. This looks extremely gross in many ways.
It only really makes sense at one of those resort pool areas where you know the hotel staff cleans it constantly, and the other couple just happened to walk up and you chat for a little while. Having them in your private jacuzzi is an extra level of weird
 
Please find me an”comfortably middle class family” with a nanny and a $3K monthly snack budget.

The fact that Nick comes from old money has also been well established.

Was talking about Kayla’s family, like her parents.
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Unrelated, anyone know if was Nick supposed to stream tonight or did he cancel?
 
Putting aside the goblin lady in the water, who the fuck takes their phone and/or a beverage into the hot tub? That sounds like it'd get annoying real quick.
Patrick Tomlinson took his phone swimming in the ocean in Mexico with entirely predictable results. Make of that what you will.
My mind is poisoned, I read this initally as “refill his ass”.
 
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Patrick Tomlinson took his phone swimming in the ocean in Mexico with entirely predictable results. Make of that what you will.
Being an alcoholic retard means you think your phone is waterproof? No way! I guess being a scrawny as hell malnourished alkie and a fat as hell overnourished alkie doesn't make much of a difference in the retardation factor.
 
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If Null doesn't bring this up on the next podcast and eats his words about the cuckold shit being "totally not proven it's just suspicions gyuys" then I am going to peeved.

WE WERE RIGHT JOSH STOP DOUBTING US JOSH WE'RE ALREADY RIGHT JOSH
He was right though. There was only circumstantial evidence for it. A lot of people (self included) just had suspicions. Those suspicions heightened following Hedonism II. This hot tub stream is the best evidence we've seen yet, to the point where a lot more people now think it's a sure thing.

It's not like he said "Oh, you guys are full of shit. There is no way he's a cuck or a swinger." He simply said there is suspicion, but no smoking gun.

I don't feel like Null owes anybody an apology, or even that he was wrong. He's usually honest to a fault.

Facts not in evidence. I have seen nothing to indicate that here family is more than comfortably middle-class.
Please find me an”comfortably middle class family” with a nanny and a $3K monthly snack budget.

The fact that Nick comes from old money has also been well established.
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu is talking about the family she comes from. As in, Nick's side of the family is rich, but there's no evidence Kayla's is.

One of the theories she's not leaving is because she has no independent income source. That said, people have also pointed out she could probably take him to the cleaners in a divorce. Though climbing into the coom invested swinger hot tub, even under pressure, might not help her case very much if she tries to argue infidelity. She might wanna knock that shit off if she's looking to bolt.
 
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If Null doesn't bring this up on the next podcast and eats his words about the cuckold shit being "totally not proven it's just suspicions gyuys" then I am going to peeved.

Are you implying Josh is afraid of his own fanbase and has to act in order to appease them so they don’t come after him?

I might need to check my whisky glass to make sure I didn’t hear you incorrectly
 
I shudder to imagine what seeing only Emmanuelle followed by goatse, and 2g1c would do to a guy mentally. Its like swimming a couple of laps in a kiddie pool then doing a free dive into the mariana trench.

I actually read a lot about porn, so I knew what the content consisted of. Books like Legs Mc Neill's The Other Hollywood, Josh Allen Friedman's Tales of Times Square and Robert Rosen's Beaver Street. Luke Ford's old gossip website with all the inside baseball on the industry. I was really interested in the process of production. Who made it and why they did it. But the content itself left me really cold. The women were all utterly unappealing. They looked and behaved nothing like the women that I was attracted to in real life. And if you can't use it to whack off to, it's all a bit pointless.

Which isn't to say goatse wasn't a shock -- but I'd seen Robert Mapplethorpe's photographs of men getting fisted and read Larry Kramer's book, Faggots, which contained a description of gay men getting double fisted on Fire Island, so I knew such things happened. Getting to see inside though, was a bit fucking gruesome.
 
Been reading some highlights, so I feel relatively caught up on the swinger tub stream and what all it entails. What I haven’t been able to ascertain the significance of is the few posts about Branca. Did Nick and Branca have a falling out?
 
I actually read a lot about porn, so I knew what the content consisted of. Books like Legs Mc Neill's The Other Hollywood, Josh Allen Friedman's Tales of Times Square and Robert Rosen's Beaver Street. Luke Ford's old gossip website with all the inside baseball on the industry. I was really interested in the process of production. Who made it and why they did it. But the content itself left me really cold. The women were all utterly unappealing. They looked and behaved nothing like the women that I was attracted to in real life. And if you can't use it to whack off to, it's all a bit pointless.

Which isn't to say goatse wasn't a shock -- but I'd seen Robert Mapplethorpe's photographs of men getting fisted and read Larry Kramer's book, Faggots, which contained a description of gay men getting double fisted on Fire Island, so I knew such things happened. Getting to see inside though, was a bit fucking gruesome.
Somehow this is even more horrifying than what you told us before. I stand by my original point.
 
You just know there are kids out there getting relentless shit at school because their mom is an OnlyFans whore, I genuinely don't know how we haven't had some kid snap and shoot up their school because of that yet.
I think the only reason we've not seen this yet is because it's still too soon. OF is still a relatively new phenomenon so the full consequences of all these thots selling their family's dignity for a few shekels probably won't be seen for at least another 5 or 10 years.

On the plus side, values tend to see-saw generationally, so I remain hopeful that most of these kids, including Rekieta's, who've grown up watching their parents being disgusting hedonists, living life like an open wound, will go in the complete opposite direction and become the extremely private, clean-cut people you'd want in a functional society.

I feel like we're already starting to see this with more and more kids rejecting all the Pride garbage and dunking on troons.
 
And I think he knows it too. Which is what that whole "I'm not lucky" weirdness was about. He knows if his marriage goes tits up, he's fucked. I found it REALLY telling that he went on and on about how awesome it would be to have a prenup. That's not something that happily married men usually have to reflect much on.

Maybe if the divorce happens, he'll rent some hovel above Cup Foods in Minneapolis, get roaring drunk (more so than usual anyways), and broadcast his asshole (PPP style) to 10s of people on the Onlyfans account he always wanted. Drexel will try to come visit, but run afoul of the MPD somehow.
But that, I think is also the bind. Because to keep her, he has to be the fun guy who goes to gay bars. But then to keep her he also has to not sing sonnets to tranny's sharing topless catfishes. It really is a difficult tight rope to balance on for the modern libertarian.
 
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