🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SiggerNlayer]

All these women make accusations about Ralph without considering the impact those accusations have on him. It's easy to shit out blatantly false accusations without evidence. Do you think it's nice being accused of trying to murder someone? Whether or not he did it is one thing, he obviously didn't or we'd have seen the proof, but they're complicit in life ruination and are actively trying to have him murdered without evidence, pictoral or otherwise.

I thought Daddy Jim was against life ruination?

>joined January 2024

Ethan fuck off

 

[Mr.F]

I can picture the gunt fleeing to El Salvador going full Bukele dick sucker.

 

[buttmunch]

inb4 this was all the big gay ralpha work, shes a hooker so i imagine hes just paid her to larp....

what do you think the fight that caused this was over, she tells faith hes ugly inside and out lol so was she only after a greencard? money? i dont get it

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

It is morning and the pig devil of Merida is ready for another day of minimal engagement and even a Killstream! What amazing kahntent will today bring?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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not even 24 hours to go from his being the bigger man tweet "oh it is all my fault once again" to "YOU ONLY SHOW YER ASS AND TITTIES YOU HOAR"

never change ralph.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It is morning and the pig devil of Merida is ready for another day of minimal engagement and even a Killstream! What amazing kahntent will today bring?

Possibly a cartel beheading video at this rate

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

How the fuck does a domestic abusing sex pest deadbeat dad white trash retard keep getting women to be in relationships with him?

 

[4090 Chad]

How the fuck does a domestic abusing sex pest deadbeat dad white trash retard keep getting women to be in relationships with him?

It’s pretty easy when you are paying them AND they don’t speak English.

 

[Nick Obre]

How the fuck does a domestic abusing sex pest deadbeat dad white trash retard keep getting women to be in relationships with him?

I can't say about Nora, Faith, and Pantsu, but Pantsuela was a rental

 

[DumbDude43]

How the fuck does a domestic abusing sex pest deadbeat dad white trash retard keep getting women to be in relationships with him?

fame and money

 

[WelperHelper99]

It’s pretty easy when you are paying them AND they don’t speak English.

Even then you can only beat a whore so many times before she rats to her Familia about you

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

inb4 this was all the big gay ralpha work, shes a hooker so i imagine hes just paid her to larp....

what do you think the fight that caused this was over, she tells faith hes ugly inside and out lol so was she only after a greencard? money? i dont get it

I think she’s not actually a prostitute, more of a sugar baby (whatever difference that makes). I think Ralph fronted as this big streamer with stacks of American dollars. She’s also trying to be an influencer so jetting around Mexico having 5-star days is good for her brand. Then she was pissed that she went all the way to Mexico City for a vacation that consisted of 4 blocks of the city, D-tier shopping and C-tier food. One of these days was spent watching football.

She called him out, his ego was hurt, and in BPD fashion he went into a rage.

I’m 100% confident he has BPD at this point so it’s entirely likely he put/attempted to put his hands on her.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I can't say about Nora, Faith, and Pantsu, but Pantsuela was a rental

He really did ruin everything by driving Nora away. She was probably the best of his gfs for him

 

[Hüftpriester]

I can't say about Nora, Faith, and Pantsu, but Pantsuela was a rental

So basically Ralph dates ugly chicks and rents mid hookers. Something literally anyone could do

 

[Mr.F]

How the fuck does a domestic abusing sex pest deadbeat dad white trash retard keep getting women to be in relationships with him?

"Fame" and money. Women -specially the retarded ones- are very attracted to that. Looks and/or power are all it takes to be considered attractive. Yes, it's that simple.

I'm against the Null x Gunt roomie rom-com. Josh simps a bit too much for ralf as it is.

 

[4090 Chad]

Regarding his Twitter space last night. He kept looping and putting a lot of emphasis on their being no hard evidence of him doing anything to Pantsuela. What is the likelihood that he keeps saying this because he knows while he was abusing and threatening her there was no way for her to get that evidence? He could have been raging at her in their hotel room while he held on to her phone and wouldn’t let her leave as a potential example.

The fact he kept harping on the “no evidence” thing leads me to believe he knows he was able to manipulate the situation so there wouldn’t be any.

 

[Um...]

All the hysterical shit happens when I'm in bed.

Anyway, of course he's going to hoot 'n' holler and squeal about how IT'S NOT TROO despite his extremely well-documented history of violence against women, misogyny and spousal abuse.

I love how volatile his moods are. One day Deni's the love of his life who "saved him" because she let him watch a basketball game. The next, she's become a malicious femoid liar for no particular reason.

That’s Borderline Ralph right there. Goes from ‘that incredibly sexy woman who *saved mah laife!* (i.e. the mommy he’s been searching for) to ‘that lying WHORE who shows tits n ass for a living’ in the space of 24 hours. He’s a raging borderline teenage girl in a middle-aged obese male body.

He has about as much love for his animals as Chantal does. I.e. He will visibly dote on them when they have utility in trying to DENNIS his audience or an unsuspecting woman.

Lol a couple weeks ago it was ‘Mah gurlfrend is the ONLY thing ah have in Messico,’ now he’s down to just the cats. And the cats don’t ‘love’ him either, they just use him for food.

 

[Easterling]

How the fuck does a domestic abusing sex pest deadbeat dad white trash retard keep getting women to be in relationships with him?

Lets build up a little profile shall we?

Grooming
Both Nora and Faith we're groomed by Ethan when they were significantly younger for starters. In the case of Faith she's already a straight up basket case known for making poor decisions to upset her father who is arguably as big a jackass as Ethan.

Developmentally Stunted
There's a strong case to be made that Ethan goes after women that are developmentally stunted much like himself, Both Faith and Neigh could be argued to fall into this category, faith did a literally child's drawing of "ralph-chan" and Neigh herself being very much obsessed with anime well into her 30s. There are plenty of other things I could bring up but I cant be bothered since most of you know the lore by now.

Clout Chasing
In this case you can mention Adrianne Blair who was only fucking ralph because she is a known Clout chasing whore that has a fetish for Z list E-Celebs, and with Alice ralph allegedly sexually assaulted her while she was passed out.

Conclusion
The Gunt is a man of low cunning and his track record shows him as an abusive an manipulative coward, I will mention this in no way excuses the women he's been involved with as they are all fucking retarded as well and very much made a series of poor life choices that border on catastrophic quite frankly. That said they all knew he's a felon, and the more recent ones all knew he's a revenge pornographer/sex offender

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Ralph is just asking to get his ass beat and murdered by the cartels if this is true. As Null has stated, when you are a man in another country you do not lay a hand on the women in those countries as the men and drug gangs there will brutally murder you and post the video of it happening on LiveLeak for all to see. Ralph you colossal fucking retard.

As Coach Redpill found out, when a guest in another country it's always wise to respect its inhabitants.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I think she’s not actually a prostitute, more of a sugar baby (whatever difference that makes). I think Ralph fronted as this big streamer with stacks of American dollars. She’s also trying to be an influencer so jetting around Mexico having 5-star days is good for her brand. Then she was pissed that she went all the way to Mexico City for a vacation that consisted of 4 blocks of the city, D-tier shopping and C-tier food. One of these days was spent watching football.

She called him out, his ego was hurt, and in BPD fashion he went into a rage.

I’m 100% confident he has BPD at this point so it’s entirely likely he put/attempted to put his hands on her.

make s total sense to me. but it could still be true that she is an escort. just one whom ralph hired, presented himself as a famous american streamer with lots of money, and so she started moving along a plan to be a sugar baby. then the rest of your post comes into play; she discovered how broke and not famous the ralphamale is.

So basically Ralph dates ugly chicks and rents mid hookers. Something literally anyone could do

yep, only the ralphamale can live those 5 star days, sounds like you are jealous.