Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
The problem Nick has with any divorce is that if he gets hit with levels of child support/alimony befitting a Mega Successful Trial Streamer, he's in for some trouble.
Minnesota is pretty hostile to permanent alimony (as are most states now), so while the circumstances are such that there would probably be at least a short-term award, that won't last long. He's fucked on absolutely everything else, though, especially if the content of his streams becomes an issue. That shit is a divorce lawyer's dream. Tales of drunkenness and cruelty!
 
Minnesota is pretty hostile to permanent alimony (as are most states now), so while the circumstances are such that there would probably be at least a short-term award, that won't last long. He's fucked on absolutely everything else, though, especially if the content of his streams becomes an issue. That shit is a divorce lawyer's dream. Tales of drunkenness and cruelty!
Nick being a absolute asshole to his family only reinforces my belief that divorce laws are fine as is. If you're a abuser and drive drunk with your kids, yeah I hope you get alimony raped for a decade or so.
 
I know whats going on here: this man has been realigned - he's a yestergay.
I unironically agree. All I knew of this guy until recently was that he was pathetic and unfunny enough to pal around with Chad Zumock, so I studiously avoided his content. Having seen him run his mouth, though, it’s pretty clear he’s a closeted fag who’s turned to alcohol to help him cope. Kayla’s visceral reaction to him is what it should be. He’s an obnoxious faggot. I actually find him significantly more intolerable than Nick.

It’s also telling that he refers to how his wife’s friends think he’s a piece of shit. Kayla’s far from an outlier on this and her instincts are accurate in the case of this loser.
 
I was always surprised at how despite having "everything" a normal person could want (a "loving?" husband, kids, a big home, enough money to get whatever you want at any time, free time to indulge in whatever hobby you could imagine) Kayla is always depressed, neurotic, on meds that make her retarded, unable to even move. and I can only think about 2 reasons:
1. their family life is horrible, despite having all the things I mentioned, maybe the argue a lot, maybe abuse, maybe infidelity, but their family must be in shambles.
2. Nick and Kayla are those people that think "therapy is a myth created just to steal money", so they refuse to work on her issues, leaving her mentally destroyed despite having everything to be happy.
The partner of covert narcissists often die of heart related issues later in life, if they don't get out early enough. She's probably, unknowingly, always on edge around him because if she says something wrong he'll end up turning it into a much bigger deal then it really is.

There's a really good podcast, aside from the woman in it, about Howard Stern where they talk to someone about NPD. It really aligns with how Nick acts.

 
Somehow this is even more horrifying than what you told us before. I stand by my original point.

OK, last response. I'm sure people must be bored of this so if anyone is really interested in my relationship with pornography, they should slide into my DM's.

Perhaps it's my autism at work here, but I don't understand why. Without attempting to power level too much here, I had a professional interest in deviant subcultures. The people who make pornography used to be a really interesting subculture. Less so these days, I think. It's barely marginalized at all, these days -- given that you've got Christian lawyers suggesting to single mothers that selling their gash on OnlyFans is a viable career option when it comes to supporting their kids.

Luke Ford's site was particularly interesting. Luke was a convert to Judaism, but was simultaneously obsessed with porn and the porn industry. His obsession and his website somehow got him a foot in the door, but he was simultaneously horrified and sexually excited by what he found when he looked behind the curtain. I'm grateful to Luke for introducing me to the idea of 'suitcase pimps'. These are the sexual partners of the women who work in the porn industry. They tend call themselves 'managers' or 'agents' but in effect, their actual job is to carry the woman's bags on and off the set.

But Luke himself was this weird, porn-addled coomer, yet he believed the industry was foul -- he could see exactly how foul it was. Exploitative men taking advantage of drug addicted, damaged women. Using them up and spitting them out. At the same time as he's reporting on the industry, he's taking instruction from a rabbi to undergo a conversion, so he was always threatening to stop reporting (and eventually he did, but before he did he would just repeat what the porn stars told him, about which company had fucked them over and how, which suitcase pimp was cheating on his ho, etc. etc.)

Point being, it gave me a lot of insight into the industry, but it didn't make the product seem attractive at all.
OK, on reflection it turns out that I wasn't being completely accurate. At some point, I watched a brief clip from a Max Hardcore video. Fuck me dead, that shit was much more horrifying than Goatse or 2G1C. The idea that there were thousands of men out there, masturbating to depictions of the oral and anal rape of barely post-pubescent children was quite the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. If anything was going to put me off pornography it was that greasy, sleazy motherfucker mugging it up for the camera while throat fucking a pair of half-witted pick-me's in school uniforms. Shit, the whole thing made Goatse.cx look wholesome by comparison.

I still keep an eye on The Rialto Report though.
 
The Rage Twig can be cohost for the Rage Pig. I'd watch it.
Watch out Tom and Jerry, there's a new cartoon duo, sure to sweep the nation. "Pig and Twig."
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everyone's assumed she's been getting "worked out" by the chiropractor for years now. Wasn't it a black dude too?
You're conflating when the black masseuse massaged her breasts and she went back a second time with the weekly chiropractor visit (as reported by Nick, the unreliable narrator). I believe ALL the kids and Nick get drug to this appointment. Best case scenario, they're spending a boatload on maintenance adjustments. Worst case, Nick is a lying liar who lies and the chiropractor is actually Ricardo.
they should slide into my DM's.
Oh, NOW I understand what your intentions are!

"He he, I don't even watch porn! But that's because the British news papers have bare breasts on the third page. And I also studied the porn subculture because of a 'professional' curiosity. Why don't you DM me to find out more..? Teehee!"

Insidious!
 
Yeah, porn as an industry is dehumanizing (look into early porn stars and the abuse they received, current porn shit with Mind Geek, shit like JAV where girls are strong armed into shit by loan sharks) and makes one of the most intimate activities human beings do into a commodity. Nick’s adoration of Only Fans whores combined with his admitted porn addiction (and AIDS) probably means there’s a lot more shit under the hood than what we know.

@Swole McPole you used to have sexy pole vaulters as your avatar nigger, don’t go for some holier than thou shit.
 
God hates drunkards, fornicators, the prideful and the foolish, and adulterers. Nick, how do you feel about burning in HELL for all eternity for your sins?
Psalm 138:6
"For though the LORD is high, he regards the lowly, but the haughty he knows from afar."

Why even joke about engaging in gay sex with another man? People who joke about it that much are really just showing their true intentions.
 
But that, I think is also the bind. Because to keep her, he has to be the fun guy who goes to gay bars. But then to keep her he also has to not sing sonnets to tranny's sharing topless catfishes. It really is a difficult tight rope to balance on for the modern libertarian.
That's assuming the gay bar thing was her idea. Nick is an unreliable narrator.

I feel like the hot tub stream answered a lot of questions about Nick and the Imholtes, but there's still a big question mark over Kayla. She didn't look comfortable at all.

Like I've said though, I might be giving her too much benefit of a doubt. This whole thing could end up with me feeling foolish for doing so.

I think the overarching point here is what is happening is degenerate. They have five minor children, FFS.
 
Nick, how do you feel about burning in HELL for all eternity for your sins?
Nick holds fast to the "grace above all else". His logic is that as long as he confesses before he dies, he gets to live his hedonistic sinful life here on earth, and then get into heaven after having all the fun.

While he's not incorrect, God is not mocked, and I hope he doesn't miss out on that last second repentance.
 
Nick holds fast to the "grace above all else". His logic is that as long as he confesses before he dies, he gets to live his hedonistic sinful life here on earth, and then get into heaven after having all the fun.

While he's not incorrect, God is not mocked, and I hope he doesn't miss out on that last second repentance.
One of many problems with this mindset is that you can't lie (successfully anyways) to God. I don't know Nick's heart, but I don't think it's possible to ask for forgiveness sincerely when you don't think what you're doing is wrong. Despite Jewish fanfic to the contrary, you can't win on a technicality with God.
 
One of many problems with this mindset is that you can't lie (successfully anyways) to God. I don't know Nick's heart, but I don't think it's possible to ask for forgiveness sincerely when you don't think what you're doing is wrong. Despite Jewish fanfic to the contrary, you can't win on a technicality with God.
I never understood how people think they can pull a fast one over on God, the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and end of time.

Although in Nick's mind I think he sees himself as the Omega, Drexel as the Alpha, and his wife getting fucked by the latter all the time.
 
Given the trajectory of the hot tub streams, I believe it's possible to accurately predict the next one.
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This made me think...

Sometime in the future Rekieta will troon out. Not sure when, so I'll just ballpark the numbers:

Nick will reveal he is actually a closet homosexual sometime in 2024. This will ruin him and his family forever and within the next six months his wife will divorce him and take custody of the children as Nick becomes more and more of an emotional wreck. Nick will stream for another year and a half and talk about how unfair his life is and will continually blame KiwiFarms for it. Then, early 2027 after his boyfriend has left him and his stream numbers continue to dwindle, Nick will troon out and become Nicole.
 
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