🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Big Fat Guy]

Mexico is known for its corn.

 

[Braphamut]

bpd? nah
narcissist with antisocial tendencies more likely

not sure where the line for narcissism and antisocial end and sociopathy begins but he seems to absolutely delight in bullying/control when he perceives he has the opportunity.

It's funny to us because he's largely ineffective to an adult population but is a threat to other retards and small children. Poor Evan.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I’m 100% confident he has BPD at this point so it’s entirely likely he put/attempted to put his hands on her.

He was possessive of Nora, and seemed to be working towards violence when she had a smoke outside with Warski.

He got an RO with Ade because he was harassing her.

He has a DVRO with Faith, and it's obvious SOME violence occurred between them, as Pantsu seemed to acknowledge it in their texts.

There is a recording of him being abusive, bordering on violent, with Pantsu...

Past behaviour is the best indicator of future behaviour - Ralph absolutely did something, his MO is to abuse a woman and then threaten them into silence afterwards. Pantsuela may be a whore, but she's not a retard or 18 so his tactics aren't going to work.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Google Translate all the time?

With google translate. It’s not the best but it’s better than it used to be.

Guatemala

If he was smart, Guyana. Population 800,000 and more oil than Norway

if he moves it’s definitely going to get invaded by Venezuela.

Ralph Paraguay arc sooner than expected?

He’d be safer there for sure.

Mexico is known for its corn.

Perhaps he will be offered up as a sacrifice for their harvest.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

bpd? nah
narcissist with antisocial tendencies more likely

You're both wrong. Ralph has a sassy young woman inside him and he just needs for his eggshell to be cracked. Ralphatroon arc is the only way forward at this point.

 

[Um...]

There’s like one of these every few pages. Are you niggers serious or are you just memeing?

It’s just one guy, over and over. One lonely fan of the ralphapig

 

[P0LYBIUS]

Can Ralph even afford the gas bill to drive to the border?

 

[DumbDude43]

I think she’s not actually a prostitute, more of a sugar baby (whatever difference that makes). I think Ralph fronted as this big streamer with stacks of American dollars. She’s also trying to be an influencer so jetting around Mexico having 5-star days is good for her brand. Then she was pissed that she went all the way to Mexico City for a vacation that consisted of 4 blocks of the city, D-tier shopping and C-tier food. One of these days was spent watching football.

She called him out, his ego was hurt, and in BPD fashion he went into a rage.

I’m 100% confident he has BPD at this point so it’s entirely likely he put/attempted to put his hands on her.

bpd? nah
narcissist with antisocial tendencies more likely

Ralph is just asking to get his ass beat and murdered by the cartels if this is true. As Null has stated, when you are a man in another country you do not lay a hand on the women in those countries as the men and drug gangs there will brutally murder you and post the video of it happening on LiveLeak for all to see. Ralph you colossal fucking retard.

the cartels there generally use their violence to further their own interests (pursuit of money and power)
the bulk of their crimes are directed against rival cartels (fighting over territory and market share), police, non-compliant local extortion victims, and snitches
when they do touch an american, it's something like robbery for cash, kidnapping for ransom money, or some drug related dispute. what they definitely don't give a shit about is some weird fat burgerpigs relationship drama with some random local skank.
if the girl has the kind of brothers or cousins that will come and fuck ralph up at her behest, that's possible, but otherwise nothing is going to happen to him over this.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

Ralph, I know you are reading this. All joking aside, no one wants you to actually die. We would rally to help you.

All you have to do is post a video containing the safe word:

Adrianne Blair.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

I thought I would attempt a transcript of the Twitter space for those of you who didn't want to listen to his slHe said "where's the evidence" probably 2,000 times during this rambling. I tried to hit the highlights and strip out as much of that as possible, but the entire 40 minutes was pretty much "it's nawt true. do you understand?"
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2:00 : No photographs no witnesses, no nothing. Okay well if there's evidence that I tried to kill you, where's the photographs?

2:40 : I'm considering a lot of different options insofar as how I should proceed, but they have nothing except two harpies commisserating about how they got fucked by the Ralphamale.

3:25 : I committed no crime here in Mexico. I did not try to kill anyone at all.

4:00 : I don't want to talk a lot of shit ... I could get a lot more graphic, but one morning was a lot more different than the evening. And making threats about how you know politicians ... well you still have to have evidence and I'm still a United States citizen.

5:20 : I'm considering a few different things, but what is being said about me online is completely untrue. And there is no evidence that it's true.

6:40 : If you tried to kill somebody, where's the evidence?! Do you understand?

7:20 : It's all gossip. I'm the king of gossip, I know how it goes. ... I've been told by credible sources that there's not much here, but I just might leave anyway.

7:50 : You have people bragging about knowing Claudia Scheinbaum, the future Jewish president of Mexico. ... but I'm still a United States citizen.

9:45 : Do I still want to hang around? I haven't decided yet. I have a spot in Texas, I have a spot in South America, but I haven't decided yet.

10:30 : I'm trying to be careful with my words. .. there is no pictoral evidence at all of it happening.

11:50 : He brings on Salvo Pancakes.

Spoiler: The rest of this rambling nonsense.

Salvo: "I don't even care if you did it." ... "You're sharing too much!"

15:45 : Salvo: "Next relationship, don't tell anyone."

16:30 : I'm not drunk I'm not high (he's drunk and/or high) I've been up for 36 hours.

Salvo really starts de-railing the conversation and offering advice like a faggot. He sounds like Salvo Persip at this point.

18:30 : I have about a 5% chance of dying.

20:30 : I just renewed my passport. I could drive to the border tonight and cross into the united states. ... Cat talk, which has already been covered.

22:00 : Saying how evil I was when I was cumming inside of you earlier, but I don't want to get too graphic.

4 minutes of more cat talk

26:10 : It's disgruntled, it's disturbing, it's disgusting, it's deplorable, and they've also just absolutely despicable. It's what I think. You act like you don't know how I was? You absolutely did because I told you!

Goes back on his loop about not true, no evidence, haven't decided yet about whether to stay and cat complications

33:10 : I did plead no contest to revenge porn. I can't lie about that, although my lawyer would have absolutely destroyed...I shoulda let her.

34:15 : I have never been convicted, or credibly accused of violence against a woman in my life. Ever. Ever. ... If did [have evidence], you would show a conviction of violence against a woman. You don't have that because it didn't fucking happen.

35:40 : Trust no bitch.... the guy who coined that phrase should probably listen to it every once in awhile.

He finishes off with his loop for the last 4 minutes with the same stuff. He just wanted to put his story out there and appreciates us listening.

 

[DickSanchez]

I don't think he's going to have his intestines used as tinsel on a liveleak video, but he's clearly panicking for a reason.

Might have to go home and pay your bills, taxes and child support after all, lad.

Fantasy Outcome:
Ralph sobers up, leaves the internet, gets clean, lands an entry level job, goes to church, meets a good trad woman who looks past his history and sees a new responsible godly man and truly loves him, Ralph is atoned and finally at peace.

Most Likely Outcome:
Ralph tries to prove everyone wrong by cat fishing a crack whore then trying to intimidate her into sticking around so he can take fake happy relationship photos to post on Twitter. Ralph screams the usual "You Can't Abort The Retort" & "These Bitches Love The Ralphamale". Crackwhore GF ends up overdosing on Fentanyl which leads Ralph to asking his audience on how to get rid of her body. AyeLogs call the cops on him, he attempts to flee but is caught having to face the music. 10 months later some lefty hit piece mentions Ralph on their video documentary and you can see Ralph has finally found true love as Tyrone hugs him close grabbing his legendary Memphis Man Tits as they kiss romantically.

I do not consider Ralph a reliable narrator.

True but he sounded afraid for a reason, both Pantsuela and Ralph know something that we don't.

This fits Gunt to a T

https://youtu.be/3coFfbVgRso?si=szv4FjPuZYe_noEz

For those who don’t speak Spanish, the title of this all-time banger by Ramon Ayala basically means “Bitter Shots of Liquor”

Lyrics roughly translate thus

Attached to this corner
the way you're attached to my heart,
These shots I drink are pure sadness and my pain

You left and I don't know why,
I know you loved me and I know you adored me,
And just in case you want to return, I will wait. I will wait.

Shots of bitter liquor that can't make me forget,
And I feel like a coward and I even start to cry.

You left and I don't know why,
I know you loved me and I know you adored me,
And just in case you want to return, I will wait. I will wait.

Shots of bitter liquor that can't make me forget,
And I feel like a coward and I even start to cry.

Ralph, face it... You have never... Will never... Be truly loved by anyone, especially any woman. You will always be alone. Might as well start your deranged Ted Bundy arc before your health completely fades.

Ralph, I know you're reading this: if you had just actually killed her you wouldn't be having any of these problems. You need to commit to these things.

Imagine being such a weak broke degenerate sexual failure that you cannot even do a murder right. Another L for the ragepig.

Possibly a cartel beheading video at this rate

The potential and temporary influx of viewers will no doubt have the ragepig believing he's making a comeback. The possibility of anyone watching his stream to see him take more L's will never cross his mind.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It’s just one guy, over and over. One lonely fan of the ralphapig

How mentally brain damaged do you have to be to simp for Ralph?

“Wow I can’t believe another woman is coming forward to say he’s abusive. Ralph’s right these whores who he said he was in love with just a mere 3 hours ago sure had it out for him because he’s a famous internet celebrity” delusional.

 

[sallowhal]

I'm not 100% up on the lore, but didn't Ralph say Pantsuela doesn't speak English and they had to use Google Translate all the time? How is she talking to Faith in DMs then?
A bit sus, given Vickers bloodline is not trustworthy

i had a mexican buddy in discord who did this. couldn't speak a lick of english, just translated everything back and forth via google. he also did this with a french person he was friends with.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I have never been convicted, or credibly accused of violence against a woman in my life. Ever. Ever. ... If did [have evidence], you would show a conviction of violence against a woman.

Ralphamale forgetting his stint in prison for swinging at a female cop (and missing)

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Regarding his Twitter space last night. He kept looping and putting a lot of emphasis on their being no hard evidence of him doing anything to Pantsuela. What is the likelihood that he keeps saying this because he knows while he was abusing and threatening her there was no way for her to get that evidence? He could have been raging at her in their hotel room while he held on to her phone and wouldn’t let her leave as a potential example.

The fact he kept harping on the “no evidence” thing leads me to believe he knows he was able to manipulate the situation so there wouldn’t be any.

Nah, he's just repeating these things over and over to try and convince himself that it's gonna be OK. The fact that he has to keep doing it shows how sure he is that things are not going to be OK.

There were people in the adjoining rooms that surely heard the fight. Deni surely has marks on her and if she went to la policia when Faith told her to those marks would still be visible. I'm not saying that Gunt couldn't beat the rap with a good LOLyer, but there's no way he'd avoid being arrested and jailed while his case worked through MX court.

And that's all assuming Deni's BFF's boyfriend in Merida doesn't just go over to Gunt's shack and stomp the shit out of him. What's he gonna do? Call la policia? Then the BFFs boyfriend just tells them how Gunt tried to kill Deni in CDMX. Checkmate

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Even if she did provide evidence he’d just revert back to being a victim

“She took those pictures out of context without my permission on one of the worst days of my life ”

 

[Pelican Bones]

Do we know if anyone was able to use the address info to serve paperwork before this dumb bitch blasted it all over the Internet? Is Ralph going to be able to dip before anyone can find him?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Deni surely has marks on her and if she went to la policia when Faith told her to those marks would still be visible.

The insidious thing is that on his xitter space last night, Ralph kept harping on "Where's the evidence? The picture evidence?" Ralph was there and kept almost daring Deni to publish the pics, like the court of internet/public opinion will determine his future (or like it's the same thing as the court of law). Ralph fucking knows what he did to her, and if there are marks, Deni can't and wouldn't want to show them on the internet. (Whether because of her business or the careful social media profile she's built up.) But if there are enough marks to go to la policia. Ralph is a marked man, doubly so if Deni really does have connections to the former Governor of CDMX and potential future presidente.

Also, Salvo Pancakes should neck himself.

Edit:

Do we know if anyone was able to use the address info to serve paperwork before this dumb bitch blasted it all over the Internet? Is Ralph going to be able to dip before anyone can find him?

The address was the hotel / airbnb they were at in CDMX. Ralph was at the airport hours before it was posted.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Ralphsisters.... did we get too cocky??? it's so over......

Why are fat retards incapable of using their words to solve disputes? I have a theory that fat literally drops your IQ like a rock.

 

[porkWellington]

i had a mexican buddy in discord who did this. couldn't speak a lick of english, just translated everything back and forth via google. he also did this with a french person he was friends with.

For me it's her minor errors in the convo like "he poster me" which makes me think it's legit. In my experience causally texting people who are learning English, they'd only Google shit they didn't think they could afford to come out wrong. "He is posting me" is small enough she likely winged it.

If it was an op by Mr Vickers the English would've been comically bad. If Faith did an op she'd likely try peppering smell errors in but it'd stink of inauthenticity.