🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lorne Armstrong]

The insidious thing is that on his xitter space last night, Ralph kept harping on "Where's the evidence? The picture evidence?" Ralph was there and kept almost daring Deni to publish the pics, like the court of internet/public opinion will determine his future (or like it's the same thing as the court of law). Ralph fucking knows what he did to her, and if there are marks, Deni can't and wouldn't want to show them on the internet. (Whether because of her business or the careful social media profile she's built up.) But if there are enough marks to go to la policia. Ralph is a marked man, doubly so if Deni really does have connections to the former Governor of CDMX and potential future presidente.

Also, Salvo Pancakes should neck himself.

He's probably fixated on the "pictoral evehdunce" because that's at least part of what the fight was about. Gunt reading his thread where people were clowning on him for Deni not having a single pic of Ralph on her feed.

Agreed that he's hoping and trying to convince himself that Deni will just let it go to keep her social media clean but he's scared to death that she or her friends/familia aren't going to let it go and he knows that Faith is encouraging her to go to the cops and who knows who else she's talking to? Harreh? VICKERS?

You know, Deni probably isn t thinking about this yet, but I'm sure some of the folks talking to her now are pointing out that instead of this being a blight on her social media, playing up and into the whole "victim of evil racist right-wing nazi gringo Ethan Ralph" could actually grow her presence. She'd garner a TON of sympathy online and telling her story could really pay off in clicks/views/engagement. Just sayin'

 

[Braphamut]

Also, Salvo Pancakes should neck himself.

The piss drinker tried to wrangle the shit licker. Maybe he will help Ralph with those bottles.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Looking at the transcript and seeing how often Ralph kept bringing up there being no evidence tells me he did in fact do something to her.

 

[Big Fat Guy]

The fight was actually about the price she demanded to eat out the gunt.

 

[Goofy Logic]

The fact he traveled (or made her travel) through a Marshal Law area before the breakup is really suspect.

It's almost like he wanted something bad to happen.

 

[Truly Rural]

When a prostitute, special breed of human females well adapted to male abuse accuses you of abuse, it's bad.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's probably fixated on the "pictoral evehdunce" because that's at least part of what the fight was about. Gunt reading his thread where people were clowning on him for Deni not having a single pic of Ralph on her feed.

Agreed that he's hoping and trying to convince himself that Deni will just let it go to keep her social media clean but he's scared to death that she or her friends/familia aren't going to let it go and he knows that Faith is encouraging her to go to the cops and who knows who else she's talking to? Harreh? VICKERS?

You know, Deni probably isn t thinking about this yet, but I'm sure some of the folks talking to her now are pointing out that instead of this being a blight on her social media, playing up and into the whole "victim of evil racist right-wing nazi gringo Ethan Ralph" could actually grow her presence. She'd garner a TON of sympathy online and telling her story could really pay off in clicks/views/engagement. Just sayin'

Especially if she does it on the journalistic institution Lolcow Panel or whatever the fuck it is

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Ralph has not turned a new leaf. Don't be fooled just because he might not be going full rage pig yet. He's probably smart enough to realize doing that while he's in Mexico only increases the threat level against him. Soon, we will get the classic Ralph ragepig meltdown and hear him trash every aspect of this amazing woman he loved

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Nothing will happen to the ragehog but I will say that putting hands on a woman in a foreign country is a recipe for disaster. Not everyone is as cucked as Western Europe and the Anglosphere.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You know, Deni probably isn t thinking about this yet, but I'm sure some of the folks talking to her now are pointing out that instead of this being a blight on her social media, playing up and into the whole "victim of evil racist right-wing nazi gringo Ethan Ralph" could actually grow her presence. She'd garner a TON of sympathy online and telling her story could really pay off in clicks/views/engagement. Just sayin'

To Catch a Predator ( Atrapar a un Depredador ) in Mexico, or Deni getting a sob story on the local news in CDMX. Heck going viral on tiktok... any of those could lead to a nation-wide gunt-hunt.

Others with insights to Mexico have already mentioned how there is a growing resentment to the gringo invasion, in particular post-COVID. Gunt could be a match that lights the resentment fire.

 

[Berrakh]

Least violent sex tourist.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's probably fixated on the "pictoral evehdunce" because that's at least part of what the fight was about. Gunt reading his thread where people were clowning on him for Deni not having a single pic of Ralph on her feed.

Agreed that he's hoping and trying to convince himself that Deni will just let it go to keep her social media clean but he's scared to death that she or her friends/familia aren't going to let it go and he knows that Faith is encouraging her to go to the cops and who knows who else she's talking to? Harreh? VICKERS?

Looking at the transcript and seeing how often Ralph kept bringing up there being no evidence tells me he did in fact do something to her.

If you listen to the recording that Pantsu made where Ralph was infuriated that she was taking too long to find towels to clean up his piss bottles, I'm guessing the situation went down in a very similar way. The only difference is that Deni would never have let it get to the point of cleaning his piss bottles and it was probably about the no pictures on Instagram thing.

I noticed that the first message to Faith was timestamped at the 10pm hour. She's Pacific time, that works out to sometime in the 12:00am hour in CDMX, though it's not clear if Deni was somewhere in Mexico City or had already driven back into Guerrero by that time.

Several hours after that, around 3-4am in the morning, Ralph posted three happy photos from their previous vacation on his Instagram account. I'm guessing this was an anger reaction where Ralph was mad that the BISH didn't post them herself so he would.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

"If you tried to kill somebody, where's the evidence?! Do you understand?"

You act like you don't know how I was? You absolutely did because I told you!

I have about a 5% chance of dying.

So much good random text from this one!

Even if she did provide evidence he’d just revert back to being a victim

“She took those pictures out of context without my permission on one of the worst days of my life ”

You're absolutely correct. Ralph is the living embodiment of the so-called "narcissist's prayer":

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

Whatever is his actual personality problem, he has this^ down cold. Just about verbatim. Most assholes try to dress it up a little, but not Ralph.

 

[RodgerDodger]

When a prostitute, special breed of human females well adapted to male abuse accuses you of abuse, it's bad.

I'm expecting a "Gringo pigman pooped on me" storyarc.

Where's Ralph going to flee to next, Canada?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

also his “these digruntled women are out to destroy me” shtick doesn’t hold water here. Yes, Faith and Pantsu have very real grievances against you and surely have motivation to see you deplatformed. Dani literally doesn’t know him or the Sektur. She has no kids with him (yet.) She has no ulterior motive to smear him or discredit him or attack him. There’s no benefit to her to inventing some wild story that just so happens to coincide with his well-documented pattern of abuse.

 

[demicolon]

Pedo Pedro... lol

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Silence from piggertits. No tweets or hype up of his stream he’s supposed to do. Is he making for the border, sleeping off his hangover, or was he stuffed in a barrel?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

but he's scared to death that she or her friends/familia aren't going to let it go

You know what really fucks with his odds? When he does a space on x and talks about cumming in her. I’m sure if she heard that she’d be thrilled

Ralph just has a way with people.

 

[Space Lazer Shark]

So how long until the cartel chops him up and throws him in a hole somewhere in the desert? I give it a year unless he moves.

Or feed him to the pigs, that'd be somewhat of an ironic end to the saga.

 

[Fannyscum]

The insidious thing is that on his xitter space last night, Ralph kept harping on "Where's the evidence? The picture evidence?" Ralph was there and kept almost daring Deni to publish the pics, like the court of internet/public opinion will determine his future (or like it's the same thing as the court of law). Ralph fucking knows what he did to her, and if there are marks, Deni can't and wouldn't want to show them on the internet. (Whether because of her business or the careful social media profile she's built up.) But if there are enough marks to go to la policia. Ralph is a marked man, doubly so if Deni really does have connections to the former Governor of CDMX and potential future presidente.

Also, Salvo Pancakes should neck himself.

Edit:

The address was the hotel / airbnb they were at in CDMX. Ralph was at the airport hours before it was posted.

Ralph knows there's no ebidence because he learnt his lesson with pantsu: if you're going to smack a bitch around, make sure you confiscate her phone first so she can't secretly record you (again).